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Hello, citizens of Gotham.
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This is Desmond Dumas
with breaking news.
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Representatives from
Gotham PD and City Hall
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are converging on the
state penitentiary.
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There, in a top-secret
prison laboratory,
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a revolutionary experiment
will be conducted.
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The proceedings will begin
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as soon as Gotham's
leading crime crushers,
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Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder,
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arrive.
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Delayed, no doubt,
protecting the streets
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of our lovely city.
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It's been a while since
our last date, Batman.
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I thought you had forsaken me.
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Crime fighting leaves
little time for affairs
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of the heart, Catwoman.
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But you are never far from my thoughts.
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Those are the nicest words
I have heard in a long time.
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Speaking of words,
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I brought my handy copy of the complete
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
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After all, poetry opens
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both the mind and the heart.
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I'm more interested in
you opening these bars.
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And open they will.
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After only 37 more reformative months,
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you will have paid your debt to society
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and be a free woman once again.
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Holy Romeo and Juliet,
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how much longer is he going to be?
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Do you know the perfect way
to cap this wonderful night?
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Tell me, Catwoman.
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Batman. Attention, Batman.
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We're going to be late.
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I'm sorry, Catwoman, but duty calls.
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Please excuse our tardiness, gentlemen.
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I'm certain it was for a good reason.
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A very special criminal
rehabilitation project.
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You already know District Attorney...
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Harvey Dent.
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A pleasure to share a
room with Gotham's greatest
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defender of justice.
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Your perfect record for
convictions precedes you.
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Couldn't do it if you didn't
catch them first, Batman.
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We make a pretty good
team, if I do say so myself.
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Like Batman and Robin.
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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And this is the inventor whose machine
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we will be testing.
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Hugo Strange.
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At your service.
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An honor to meet the
fabled Batman in the flesh.
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You see, in a criminal,
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the psyche's battle between good
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and evil is often one-sided.
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But what if there was a
way to remove the evil?
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No more criminal.
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Intriguing.
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However, there are no easy fixes
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on the road to the straight and narrow.
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Gosh, yes.
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But a machine that extracts
the evil out of super-criminals
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would make our jobs a lot easier.
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Correction. The evil extractor
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will make your jobs
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obsolete.
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Let's not be hasty, Strange.
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You've got to prove this
contraption works first.
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If it does, Batman and Robin
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won't be the only ones out of a job.
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McCarthy, bring in the prisoners.
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My good luck charm, Batman.
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A memento from the Cohen counterfeit case.
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The first crook I ever put behind bars.
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And here I thought only criminals
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were a superstitious lot.
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Just a wash and set for me today, thanks.
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Release me from this infernal,
unconstitutional device.
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The evil extractor will
siphon the reservoirs of evil
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deep in the criminals' warped brains,
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then deposit it into the vat.
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Scintillating. Can we get on with this?
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I have dinner plans with our
mutual friend, Bruce Wayne,
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and millionaires don't
like to be kept waiting.
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Dr. Quinzel, instigate
the extractor protocol.
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Ready-o, Doc.
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Decompressing the cerebral defibrillator.
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Adjust the hemostatic stabilizers.
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Gosh, Batman,
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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That's why we're here, old chum.
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Stay vigilant.
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Behold the awesome power
of my evil extractor!
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Oh-hoo-hoo! It
tickles! Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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All right, boys, pour it on.
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They are trying to overwhelm
the machine with their evil.
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Shut it down! Shut it down!
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Harvey, look out!
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Great Scott!
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Geez, that looks like it smarts.
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Strange, you quack! I'll
have you fired for this.
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Harvey?
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Wrong, Batman, I'm not Harvey.
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I am evil incarnate.
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I am Two Face.
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Mr. Dent, I hope you'll
find my work impeccable.
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It's not like you to be speechless, Bruce.
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What's the verdict?
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See for yourself, Harv.
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I'm whole again.
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There is no longer
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a stranger in the mirror
looking back at me.
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How can I ever thank you for your
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unwavering support?
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It was the least I could do
for one of my closest friends.
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They've agreed to let you return
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to City Hall
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as assistant to the
Assistant District Attorney.
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Assistant
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to the Assistant District Attorney?
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You bet, Commissioner.
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I'll do everything in my power
to earn Gotham's trust again.
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From now on, Harvey Dent is
back on the side of angels
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and in charge of his own fate.
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That's right, peasant.
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Bow before your pharaoh,
for he has returned.
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We're stealing the plane, boss?
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What gives?
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Fool!
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Had I possessed such a flying chariot
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when I first ruled, we'd all be
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speaking Egyptian today.
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What's the matter with normal English?
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Never mind.
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Up, up, and away, my Tutlings.
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It's the only way to fly.
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Saints preserve us, Commissioner.
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King Tut is back to his old tricks.
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Afraid so, Chief O'Hara.
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I need to know if Gotham
PD is up for the job.
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Assuring we are, Commissioner.
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We'll work this case from the ground up.
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Lean on every lowlife in
every juke joint in town.
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Uncover every bit of forensic data.
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And if the crooks won't
talk, we'll make 'em.
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I have no doubt you'll
make this city proud, Chief.
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Ah, Commissioner.
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Who are we kidding?
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I know.
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We're woefully out of
our depth on this one.
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There's only one man who can handle this.
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I'll head up to the roof
and activate the Bat signal.
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Oh, Caped Crusader,
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if ever Gotham City needed you,
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it's now.
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Oh, Alfred, isn't this exciting?
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Rubbing elbows with Gotham's upper crust.
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Indeed, madam.
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Very generous of Masters Bruce and Dick
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to send us in their place.
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The annual millionaires' soiree.
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Ending in a midnight tour of Gotham City.
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Lucky for us,
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you boys have another
one of your fishing trips.
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Really, madam.
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Come, Alfred, we mustn't be late.
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Bruce, look, it's the Bat signal!
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Time for Batman and Robin
to suit up, old chum.
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Right behind you, Bruce.
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Do you think they'll show, Commissioner?
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They've never failed to answer our call.
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Yet.
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And we don't plan on starting now.
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The Dynamic Duo.
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Thank goodness you have come, Batman.
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It's that megalomaniacal
miscreant from Mesopotamia.
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- King Tut.
- Him again.
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This time he has stolen
an irreplaceable biplane.
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He is a man to be pitied.
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The struggles he must face
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as a man divided.
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But justice is a firm but fair mistress.
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And come to justice he will.
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Gosh, Batman.
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I still don't understand why
Tut would steal a biplane.
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The plane was owned by Thomas Hewell,
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a man who made his fortune
through Egyptian cotton.
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Holy hieroglyphics!
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It's so obvious now I
can't believe I missed that.
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You have to think like the Professor.
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And the Professor thinks he is King Tut
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reborn. Great Scott!
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The company that sponsored tonight's
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midnight tour
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is the Nile Double-Decker Bus Company.
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That has to be Tut's next target.
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And we just sent Alfred and
Aunt Harriet in our stead.
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To the Batmobile!
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Silence, plebeians! It is...
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It is I, King Tut,
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and I command you to...
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I...
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Ah, shut up!
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Proceed, Tutlings.
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There it is, Batman.
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Activating Bat-autopilot.
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Hand over the dough and
fancy rocks, grandma.
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Heavens!
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Mrs. Cooper!
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Now, see here, you ruffian.
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Oh, a tough guy, huh?
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Citizen, duck.
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Egads! The Caped Crumbums.
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Surrender, you poor deluded fool,
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and throw yourself on
the mercy of the court.
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You'll be begging for mercy
when we get through with you.
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Tutlings, ho!
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Alfred, get the patrons to safety.
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At once, sir.
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Quickly now. Watch your step.
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Age before beauty, I suppose.
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That'll teach these thievin' thugs.
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Indeed. Now for Tut.
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Nuts to you, masked morons.
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Fangs dipped with a
fast-acting knockout venom.
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Holy hypodermic!
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I always knew you'd
make an asp of yourself,
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Bat-boob.
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What are these things, Batman?
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Canopic jars, Robin.
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Used by the ancient Egyptians
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to store and preserve the viscera
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of their owner for the afterlife.
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Holy entrails! But why?
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Simple, Boy Birdfeed.
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Once entombed in the foundation
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of the soon-to-be-erected
pyramid tower,
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the Dynamic Dunderheads will
be preserved for all eternity.
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Fitting, no?
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You... You fractured pharaoh.
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Hit it, boys.
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Batman and Robin trapped in yon urns,
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awaiting their fates as the cement churns.
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Their clipped wings can't fly.
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So, alas, they'll die.
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And all the crooks of Gotham shall say,
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"That Tut was one heck of a guy."
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It's already hardening, Batman.
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Follow my instructions precisely.
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Press the back of your soles
against the side of the jar.
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The heat from the chemical
reaction of the cement
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might trigger the Bat-jets.
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Your reign is over, Tut.
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A pox on thee and all your ancestors!
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Oh!
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Uh, where am I?
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Batman! But if you're here that means...
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Oh. Tut again?
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I'm afraid so, Professor.
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Having a split personality
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can be so inconvenient at times.
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The boss's scheme is falling into place.
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Two-fold.
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Too bad about the Professor.
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00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:58,532
Ah, just grab the bag,
and let's get out of here.
267
00:18:58,534 --> 00:18:59,936
On the double.
268
00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:08,776
The stolen loot was missing
from the crime scene,
269
00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:10,077
Caped Crusaders.
270
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,115
And no sign of the biplane either.
271
00:19:13,849 --> 00:19:16,084
Holy Amelia Earhart!
272
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:18,352
Where do you hide a biplane?
273
00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:20,087
Tell us what you know, Professor.
274
00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,155
Oh, I wish I knew, gentlemen.
275
00:19:22,157 --> 00:19:24,224
Honestly, I do.
276
00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:26,292
You expect us to believe that malarkey?
277
00:19:26,294 --> 00:19:29,763
Remember, Chief, King
Tut committed the crime.
278
00:19:29,765 --> 00:19:31,701
Not this poor pathetic soul.
279
00:19:32,969 --> 00:19:34,234
When he's knocked on the head,
280
00:19:34,236 --> 00:19:36,336
he forgets everything he did as Tut.
281
00:19:36,338 --> 00:19:39,440
I think I get your meaning, Boy Wonder.
282
00:19:41,243 --> 00:19:45,779
Ow! How dare you assault my royal presence.
283
00:19:45,781 --> 00:19:48,583
Where'd you hide the goods,
you felonious pharaoh?
284
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:49,916
Fie on thee!
285
00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:52,086
My secrets are as impenetrable
286
00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:54,888
as any vault in the Great Pyramids.
287
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,824
Ah! Aha!
288
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:57,991
Ow!
289
00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:59,259
What's happening?
290
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,028
Even the pyramids were eventually
291
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,364
- pried open, Tut.
- Ow!
292
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,098
You'll have to chase me through
293
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,933
the 12 gates of the afterlife,
294
00:20:06,935 --> 00:20:11,005
and you still won't get
me to talk, flatfoot.
295
00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:13,874
Ow! Oh, my head!
296
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:16,376
Why does it hurt so bad?
297
00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:17,877
I won't give up that easy.
298
00:20:17,879 --> 00:20:19,313
That's enough, Chief.
299
00:20:19,315 --> 00:20:22,316
Our only recourse is to
wait for the Professor
300
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:24,419
to see his day in court.
301
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:28,154
And if I have any say,
he'll leave a free man.
302
00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:30,958
Lucilee Diamond, public defender.
303
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:36,029
Now, if you'll kindly leave,
so I can advise my client.
304
00:20:36,031 --> 00:20:37,400
Of course, Ms. Diamond.
305
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,435
Well, Harvey, do you have a case?
306
00:20:41,437 --> 00:20:44,138
Looks like it, Commissioner.
Despite my winning streak
307
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,806
since returning to the DA's office,
308
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:48,174
half of me hoped the
poor devil would confess
309
00:20:48,176 --> 00:20:51,479
and save the expense of a lengthy trial.
310
00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:53,681
I have faith that a jury of his peers
311
00:20:53,683 --> 00:20:56,916
will have pity on a sick man, Mr. Dent.
312
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:58,320
Good day, gentleman.
313
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:06,827
Chief, have you ever
known this poor professor
314
00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:10,963
to break the law when he was not King Tut?
315
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:14,136
Ms. Diamond, I'm not sure.
You'd have to ask Batman.
316
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:19,540
So when not suffering the
effects of a concussive state
317
00:21:19,542 --> 00:21:22,410
that brings on the King Tut identity,
318
00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:25,848
he is a mild-mannered,
harmless member of society?
319
00:21:27,215 --> 00:21:28,816
You'd have to ask Batman.
320
00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:30,084
I object.
321
00:21:30,086 --> 00:21:32,086
Counsel is confusing the witness.
322
00:21:32,088 --> 00:21:33,656
Not hard to do.
323
00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:37,092
Overruled.
324
00:21:37,094 --> 00:21:40,428
And did you not try to extract a confession
325
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,096
by bludgeoning this poor man
326
00:21:42,098 --> 00:21:44,597
to recreate that concussive state?
327
00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:45,865
Objection.
328
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:48,669
Tut is on trial here, not the Professor.
329
00:21:48,671 --> 00:21:49,804
It's true!
330
00:21:49,806 --> 00:21:51,939
All true, I confess.
331
00:21:59,048 --> 00:22:00,413
No further questions.
332
00:22:00,415 --> 00:22:03,185
- Thank you, Chief.
- It's my honor to serve.
333
00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:09,292
Judge, I would like to
call my next witness.
334
00:22:09,992 --> 00:22:11,261
Batman.
335
00:22:13,996 --> 00:22:16,798
Batman, in all your dealings with King Tut,
336
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,467
how would he rate as
criminal masterminds go?
337
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,671
King Tut's one of my
most deadly adversaries.
338
00:22:23,673 --> 00:22:26,507
But I believe with proper rehabilitation,
339
00:22:26,509 --> 00:22:30,478
Tut can someday be a
productive member of society.
340
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,746
So you are saying the only hope
341
00:22:31,748 --> 00:22:33,213
to ridding Gotham of the scourge
342
00:22:33,215 --> 00:22:35,682
of King Tut is to send him to prison
343
00:22:35,684 --> 00:22:38,653
where he can get the help
he so desperately needs?
344
00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:40,820
- Well, I...
- No further questions.
345
00:22:40,822 --> 00:22:44,124
Your Honor, I'd like to
call Professor McElroy
346
00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:45,826
to the stand.
347
00:22:47,696 --> 00:22:49,630
Professor, you stated for the court
348
00:22:49,632 --> 00:22:52,031
that you have no memory of your actions
349
00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:54,201
when King Tut takes over.
350
00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:55,769
None whatsoever.
351
00:22:55,771 --> 00:22:59,105
No one is more horrified by
King Tut's actions than I.
352
00:22:59,107 --> 00:23:02,844
But isn't it true that without
your expertise in Egyptology,
353
00:23:02,846 --> 00:23:05,179
Tut couldn't commit his crimes?
354
00:23:05,181 --> 00:23:06,748
Well, I suppose that's true, but...
355
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,649
Thereby making you
356
00:23:08,651 --> 00:23:10,921
the real mastermind behind his schemes.
357
00:23:13,755 --> 00:23:15,492
No further questions, Your Honor.
358
00:23:21,931 --> 00:23:25,365
Fifteen years with possible
time off for good behavior.
359
00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:27,335
Tough break for the Professor.
360
00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:28,935
Yes, poor devil.
361
00:23:28,937 --> 00:23:31,005
Still, justice was served.
362
00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:34,508
At this rate, you'll be lead
DA again in no time, Harvey.
363
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:35,843
Batman nabs the super-crooks,
364
00:23:35,845 --> 00:23:38,479
and I send them to the state pen.
365
00:23:38,481 --> 00:23:40,682
The same place Batman sent you.
366
00:23:40,684 --> 00:23:42,450
Why, Dick, I hope you don't
367
00:23:42,452 --> 00:23:44,484
feel like a third wheel when I'm around.
368
00:23:44,486 --> 00:23:47,253
After all, I'm only Bruce's best friend.
369
00:23:47,255 --> 00:23:50,691
You're his... Ward.
370
00:23:50,693 --> 00:23:52,993
But the truth is, if it
wasn't for Batman's help
371
00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:55,698
or Bruce's friendship during my dark time,
372
00:23:56,765 --> 00:23:58,867
who knows where I'd be right now?
373
00:23:59,769 --> 00:24:01,501
Robbing a bank.
374
00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:04,571
Oh, my, two handsome bachelors
375
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:08,008
who are still best friends
after all these years.
376
00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,309
Oh!
377
00:24:09,311 --> 00:24:12,380
It's enough to give a girl the vapors.
378
00:24:12,382 --> 00:24:13,913
Anyway, it's time I confessed
379
00:24:13,915 --> 00:24:15,983
to the other reason for my visit.
380
00:24:15,985 --> 00:24:17,218
Go on.
381
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:20,087
There is a charity that's dear to my heart,
382
00:24:20,089 --> 00:24:21,154
the Society for
383
00:24:21,156 --> 00:24:23,292
Underprivileged Fraternal Twins.
384
00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:25,259
A worthy cause.
385
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:27,795
The stigma of being
the less-attractive twin
386
00:24:27,797 --> 00:24:30,267
is a heavy burden no
one should have to bear.
387
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,766
Of course I'll do it.
388
00:24:32,768 --> 00:24:34,101
Marvelous.
389
00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:35,670
I've already found the venue,
390
00:24:35,672 --> 00:24:38,372
the newly refurbished Winning Pair Casino.
391
00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:39,742
It'll be great fun.
392
00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:43,176
It's the Bat-phone, sir.
393
00:24:43,178 --> 00:24:44,778
If you'll excuse us, Harv.
394
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:47,817
Dick and I are due at our
weekly badminton lesson.
395
00:24:48,684 --> 00:24:51,685
Holy... Gosh, yes, you're right.
396
00:24:51,687 --> 00:24:53,455
Of course, Bruce. I'll be in touch.
397
00:24:55,657 --> 00:24:57,894
Pigs in a blanket, Mr. Dent?
398
00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:00,928
Yes, Commissioner?
399
00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:03,297
Batman, an odd package has arrived
400
00:25:03,299 --> 00:25:06,099
at my office, explicitly addressed to you.
401
00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:08,301
Curious. We'll be right there.
402
00:25:08,303 --> 00:25:09,571
To the Batcave.
403
00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:13,307
It's a book.
404
00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:15,444
A world atlas, to be precise.
405
00:25:16,511 --> 00:25:18,077
Saints alive!
406
00:25:18,079 --> 00:25:20,580
Looks like it's been eaten away by bugs.
407
00:25:20,582 --> 00:25:23,017
Correction, Chief. Worms.
408
00:25:23,019 --> 00:25:24,351
Holy plagiarism!
409
00:25:24,353 --> 00:25:25,787
It can only be from that master
410
00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:29,056
of a thousand stolen plots, the Bookworm.
411
00:25:29,058 --> 00:25:30,624
Indeed. Come, Robin,
412
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:33,062
we have some reading to catch up on.
413
00:25:40,603 --> 00:25:43,270
Why would Bookworm give us a world atlas?
414
00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:44,872
Despite its poor condition,
415
00:25:44,874 --> 00:25:48,875
I was able to detect
several pages were missing.
416
00:25:48,877 --> 00:25:52,112
Pages of different world capitals.
417
00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:53,847
I'm still stumped, Batman.
418
00:25:53,849 --> 00:25:56,685
Think longitudes and latitudes.
419
00:25:58,922 --> 00:26:01,624
Holy overdue book, of course!
420
00:26:03,392 --> 00:26:05,358
He is using longitude and latitude
421
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,729
to correspond to the library's
classification method,
422
00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:10,631
the Dewey Decimal System.
423
00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:11,964
Now you've got it, old chum.
424
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,367
Based on my encyclopedic knowledge
425
00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:16,037
of the card catalogue,
426
00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:18,940
those numbers correspond to rare editions
427
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:23,211
of The Strange Case of
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde,
428
00:26:23,213 --> 00:26:24,811
The Man in the Iron Mask,
429
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:27,048
and A Tale of Two Cities.
430
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:28,347
Holy English lit!
431
00:26:28,349 --> 00:26:29,650
And they are housed in
432
00:26:29,652 --> 00:26:31,984
the rare editions wing of this library.
433
00:26:33,423 --> 00:26:35,122
Sorry.
434
00:26:35,124 --> 00:26:37,927
Quickly, to the rare editions wing.
435
00:26:55,877 --> 00:26:57,911
Soon the priceless leather-bound
436
00:26:57,913 --> 00:27:00,647
beauties contained within will be mine.
437
00:27:00,649 --> 00:27:02,715
Their exotic bindings will make
438
00:27:02,717 --> 00:27:05,888
a stunning cape to add
to my eclectic ensemble.
439
00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:13,461
Surrender, Bookworm,
you larcenous literatus.
440
00:27:13,463 --> 00:27:14,761
Oh, Batman.
441
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,999
Dear, sweet, insufferable Batman.
442
00:27:18,001 --> 00:27:20,936
You didn't think I'd come here
without protection, did you?
443
00:27:26,575 --> 00:27:28,545
Worms, attack!
444
00:27:30,111 --> 00:27:32,648
Wait! Aren't you forgetting something?
445
00:27:33,515 --> 00:27:34,883
Glasses!
446
00:28:23,898 --> 00:28:26,703
All right, men, round up
these four-eyed felons.
447
00:28:33,242 --> 00:28:34,676
Oh.
448
00:28:36,244 --> 00:28:37,778
Curse you, Batman.
449
00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:41,080
My glasses. They're broken.
450
00:28:41,082 --> 00:28:43,584
Since Bookworm can't see, Chief,
451
00:28:43,586 --> 00:28:45,419
you'll have to read him his rights.
452
00:28:45,421 --> 00:28:48,320
Good thing Batman was able to
piece together your little clue.
453
00:28:48,322 --> 00:28:50,259
Otherwise you might
have gotten away with it.
454
00:28:51,159 --> 00:28:52,728
Clue? What clue?
455
00:28:54,664 --> 00:28:56,797
Batman, look, the rare books.
456
00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:58,432
They're gone.
457
00:28:58,434 --> 00:29:02,135
No doubt stolen while we were
distracted with the fight.
458
00:29:02,137 --> 00:29:03,272
To the Batmobile.
459
00:29:07,242 --> 00:29:08,742
It's odd, Batman.
460
00:29:08,744 --> 00:29:10,343
Bookworm knew nothing about
461
00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:12,311
the clue that was sent
to Commissioner Gordon.
462
00:29:12,313 --> 00:29:13,681
Which is why I suspect
463
00:29:13,683 --> 00:29:15,816
someone wanted us to catch him.
464
00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:17,049
You mean there is another
465
00:29:17,051 --> 00:29:19,219
fiendish force behind these crimes?
466
00:29:19,221 --> 00:29:20,554
But who?
467
00:29:20,556 --> 00:29:22,689
Think, Robin. What common theme
468
00:29:22,691 --> 00:29:25,157
did the stolen books all share?
469
00:29:25,159 --> 00:29:26,492
Hmm.
470
00:29:26,494 --> 00:29:29,896
They were all stories
featuring themes of duality.
471
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:33,165
I see Tut's crimes,
though Egyptian-themed,
472
00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:35,701
also focused on the number two.
473
00:29:35,703 --> 00:29:38,971
The biplane, the double-decker bus.
474
00:29:38,973 --> 00:29:41,607
The number two, a double cross,
475
00:29:41,609 --> 00:29:43,676
all signs pointing to...
476
00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:46,179
Two Face. But we just saw Harvey.
477
00:29:46,181 --> 00:29:49,982
He's been fully
rehabilitated, inside and out.
478
00:29:49,984 --> 00:29:51,852
There is only one way to know for sure.
479
00:29:51,854 --> 00:29:54,087
Let's head to Two Face's
last known hideout,
480
00:29:54,089 --> 00:29:57,961
the abandoned sign factory on Gemini Drive.
481
00:30:03,098 --> 00:30:04,530
Quite a haul, eh, boys?
482
00:30:04,532 --> 00:30:08,001
Enough to finance my
special plans for Gotham.
483
00:30:08,003 --> 00:30:11,172
Now, we need to abandon this hideout.
484
00:30:11,174 --> 00:30:14,941
No doubt the tiresome twosome
have realized I've returned
485
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:17,042
and will be here soon.
486
00:30:17,044 --> 00:30:19,546
- But, boss...
- Get the lead out,
487
00:30:19,548 --> 00:30:21,150
or I'll put the lead in.
488
00:30:24,686 --> 00:30:27,688
Holy hideousity, Batman. It is Two Face.
489
00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:29,355
But how is that possible?
490
00:30:29,357 --> 00:30:30,393
It shouldn't be.
491
00:30:33,562 --> 00:30:35,829
Scarred side up.
492
00:30:35,831 --> 00:30:37,032
Get them, boys!
493
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,650
My arms are pinned, Batman.
494
00:30:55,451 --> 00:30:58,085
I'm afraid you're outnumbered, Batman.
495
00:31:03,591 --> 00:31:05,761
Nighty-night, bird boy.
496
00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:08,662
What's the matter with you, boss?
497
00:31:08,664 --> 00:31:11,434
A coin decides their fates.
498
00:31:16,806 --> 00:31:18,538
Tough luck, boys.
499
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:21,374
Batman and Robin will live...
500
00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:22,742
For now.
501
00:31:22,744 --> 00:31:24,211
Boss, are you nuts?
502
00:31:24,213 --> 00:31:26,946
We owe it to every
crime-abiding crook in town to
503
00:31:26,948 --> 00:31:28,615
crush the Caped Coppers.
504
00:31:28,617 --> 00:31:30,453
It's the ethical thing to do.
505
00:31:32,087 --> 00:31:35,189
Shut up, or else the coin
decides your fates too.
506
00:31:35,191 --> 00:31:37,458
Grab the loot.
507
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:42,765
Think twice before you try to
thwart my plans again, Batman.
508
00:31:43,799 --> 00:31:45,031
Let's scram.
509
00:31:53,274 --> 00:31:56,009
It seems Harvey is back to his old tricks.
510
00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:57,810
Yes, it looks bad.
511
00:31:57,812 --> 00:31:59,278
But as District Attorney,
512
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,414
Harvey has made a lot of enemies.
513
00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:03,048
I wouldn't put it past any of them
514
00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:05,384
to try and ruin his reputation.
515
00:32:05,386 --> 00:32:08,055
Gosh, do you really
believe that's the case?
516
00:32:08,057 --> 00:32:10,423
I pray it is, old chum.
517
00:32:10,425 --> 00:32:12,127
I pray that it is.
518
00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:21,401
Batman, look, his face is normal.
519
00:32:21,403 --> 00:32:25,172
Batman, to what do I owe
this unexpected visit?
520
00:32:25,174 --> 00:32:27,874
Apologies, Mr. Dent. But we've discovered
521
00:32:27,876 --> 00:32:30,176
there's a mastermind behind King Tut's and
522
00:32:30,178 --> 00:32:32,514
Bookworm's latest crime sprees.
523
00:32:33,315 --> 00:32:35,449
The audacity.
524
00:32:35,451 --> 00:32:36,583
There is more.
525
00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,919
The fallacious fiends assumed the guise
526
00:32:38,921 --> 00:32:42,122
of your former criminal
alter ego, Two Face.
527
00:32:42,124 --> 00:32:44,290
Where were you within the last two hours?
528
00:32:44,292 --> 00:32:46,393
I've been here all night, Boy Wonder.
529
00:32:46,395 --> 00:32:48,528
Surely you don't think
I'm involved in this.
530
00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:51,597
Why, it's positively beyond the pale.
531
00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:54,367
Excuse Robin's overzealousness, Mr. Dent,
532
00:32:54,369 --> 00:32:57,403
but we can't rule anyone out at this point.
533
00:32:57,405 --> 00:32:59,138
Of course, Batman.
534
00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:01,674
You'll receive my full cooperation.
535
00:33:01,676 --> 00:33:04,676
I've worked so hard to
rebuild my reputation.
536
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:08,715
What kind of a twisted
monster would do such a thing?
537
00:33:08,717 --> 00:33:11,920
I won't rest until we
get to the bottom of this.
538
00:33:14,556 --> 00:33:17,324
I have total confidence
in you, Caped Crusader.
539
00:33:17,326 --> 00:33:19,259
And I quiver with anticipation
540
00:33:19,261 --> 00:33:23,596
at the thought of putting
this imposter behind bars.
541
00:33:23,598 --> 00:33:25,198
Now, if you'll excuse me,
542
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,901
I have to finalize plans for
my charity bachelor auction.
543
00:33:27,903 --> 00:33:29,068
Perhaps you've heard about it
544
00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:31,304
from our mutual friend, Bruce Wayne?
545
00:33:31,306 --> 00:33:33,574
I'm afraid my friendship with Mr. Wayne
546
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:36,542
doesn't extend to charity functions.
547
00:33:36,544 --> 00:33:38,079
Good night, Mr. Dent.
548
00:33:49,790 --> 00:33:51,424
It just doesn't add up, Batman.
549
00:33:51,426 --> 00:33:54,260
Harvey has to be involved
with Two Face somehow.
550
00:33:54,262 --> 00:33:56,229
The crime fighter's crusade,
551
00:33:56,231 --> 00:33:58,598
not tempered by loyalty and faith,
552
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,232
is hollow at best.
553
00:34:00,234 --> 00:34:02,336
Harvey Dent has been a loyal friend.
554
00:34:02,338 --> 00:34:04,906
Therefore, I must have faith in him...
555
00:34:05,573 --> 00:34:06,575
For now.
556
00:34:14,115 --> 00:34:15,848
It's me.
557
00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:18,151
I can't go on like this.
558
00:34:18,153 --> 00:34:21,854
I insist you stop this madness at once.
559
00:34:21,856 --> 00:34:23,756
Look, pretty boy.
560
00:34:23,758 --> 00:34:26,359
We had a deal, remember?
561
00:34:26,361 --> 00:34:28,495
I frame the super-crooks and
562
00:34:28,497 --> 00:34:31,765
use their stolen loot to
finance my criminal coup,
563
00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:33,066
while you convict them and
564
00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:34,968
reclaim your sterling reputation
565
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:37,437
as DA of Gotham City.
566
00:34:37,439 --> 00:34:41,741
You've done all right for
yourself, haven't you?
567
00:34:41,743 --> 00:34:45,245
Maybe, but the Masked Manhunter is no fool.
568
00:34:45,247 --> 00:34:47,546
Before long, he'll be onto us.
569
00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:49,850
By the time Batman
discovers our secret,
570
00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:51,651
I will know his.
571
00:34:51,653 --> 00:34:53,020
Once that happens,
572
00:34:53,022 --> 00:34:56,089
the Dynamic Duo will
be zilch, zeroes.
573
00:35:11,272 --> 00:35:15,375
How dare they fire me
after one little mishap?
574
00:35:15,377 --> 00:35:16,609
I'll show them.
575
00:35:16,611 --> 00:35:18,444
I'll show everyone.
576
00:35:18,446 --> 00:35:20,312
They've not heard the last of...
577
00:35:20,314 --> 00:35:22,984
Oy, gevalt! What now?
578
00:35:25,287 --> 00:35:28,455
Hugo Strange, we meet again,
579
00:35:28,457 --> 00:35:30,357
face to face.
580
00:35:30,359 --> 00:35:33,194
I believe we have unfinished business.
581
00:35:48,609 --> 00:35:51,944
The Bat-computer can't
seem to turn up any suspects
582
00:35:51,946 --> 00:35:54,080
who might want to frame Harvey.
583
00:35:54,082 --> 00:35:56,450
It's because Dent's the one behind it.
584
00:35:56,452 --> 00:35:58,451
You're letting Bruce
Wayne's friendship with him
585
00:35:58,453 --> 00:36:00,553
taint your crime-fighting objectivity.
586
00:36:00,555 --> 00:36:03,156
And you're letting Dick
Grayson's insecurity
587
00:36:03,158 --> 00:36:04,624
taint yours.
588
00:36:04,626 --> 00:36:06,359
Holy blind spot, Batman.
589
00:36:06,361 --> 00:36:09,462
How can you not see Dent's
up to his neck in this?
590
00:36:09,464 --> 00:36:10,796
Sirs.
591
00:36:10,798 --> 00:36:14,302
Robin, I haven't had to
say this in quite some time.
592
00:36:16,138 --> 00:36:17,506
Go to your room.
593
00:36:19,707 --> 00:36:20,709
Gladly.
594
00:36:25,948 --> 00:36:27,183
Master Robin?
595
00:36:28,484 --> 00:36:31,651
Let him go, Alfred. Two
Face has us all on edge.
596
00:36:31,653 --> 00:36:34,256
The boy just needs some fresh air.
597
00:36:35,124 --> 00:36:37,059
Perhaps I do too.
598
00:36:40,028 --> 00:36:42,529
Is there something else, sir?
599
00:36:42,531 --> 00:36:45,064
I'm supposed to see Catwoman tonight,
600
00:36:45,066 --> 00:36:49,134
but I can't lose focus. A
man's good name is at stake.
601
00:36:49,136 --> 00:36:51,307
Friends before females, eh, sir?
602
00:36:51,941 --> 00:36:53,509
Indeed, Alfred.
603
00:37:03,318 --> 00:37:04,651
That does it!
604
00:37:04,653 --> 00:37:09,658
No man, or Batman, stands up the Catwoman.
605
00:37:31,446 --> 00:37:34,650
How did you get in here, you little tramp?
606
00:37:38,352 --> 00:37:41,788
Hello, Catwoman. I'm
afraid I've got bad news.
607
00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:44,526
The parole board denied your request.
608
00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:46,392
Friend of yours?
609
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,597
As a matter of fact, yes.
610
00:37:55,203 --> 00:37:57,069
Well done, Hecate.
611
00:37:57,071 --> 00:37:58,807
You've earned an extra treat tonight.
612
00:38:21,263 --> 00:38:23,129
Let me out of here!
613
00:38:23,131 --> 00:38:24,531
She's getting away.
614
00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:27,470
Hey, pipe down, or
you're going in solitary.
615
00:38:35,042 --> 00:38:36,776
Hmm.
616
00:38:36,778 --> 00:38:38,410
Not bad.
617
00:38:38,412 --> 00:38:42,251
In fact, purr-fect.
618
00:38:46,921 --> 00:38:48,557
Master Dick, may I come in?
619
00:38:49,857 --> 00:38:51,426
I have milk and cookies.
620
00:38:52,193 --> 00:38:53,862
My word!
621
00:38:57,466 --> 00:38:59,734
The game is afoot, Mr. Dent.
622
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:34,770
Caught you, you duplicitous DA!
623
00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:50,816
Holy resurrection! The evil extractor!
624
00:39:50,818 --> 00:39:52,451
Robin?
625
00:39:52,453 --> 00:39:53,752
What are you doing?
626
00:39:53,754 --> 00:39:55,555
Get out of here before it's too late.
627
00:39:55,557 --> 00:39:56,759
I don't think so, Har...
628
00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:00,394
You should have listened to Harvey.
629
00:40:00,396 --> 00:40:03,029
Now sleep tight, won't you?
630
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:09,938
Wakey, wakey, bird boy.
631
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,441
Who are you, you depraved devil?
632
00:40:14,443 --> 00:40:16,810
How did you get Dent mixed up in this?
633
00:40:16,812 --> 00:40:18,578
Dent is a useful idiot.
634
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:20,178
He serves his purpose.
635
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:22,482
Now it's your turn, Robin.
636
00:40:22,484 --> 00:40:24,984
The Boy Guinea Pig.
637
00:40:24,986 --> 00:40:28,955
Soon we'll see if lightning strikes twice.
638
00:40:28,957 --> 00:40:31,323
You'll never figure out
how to use that without...
639
00:40:31,325 --> 00:40:33,361
Hugo Strange?
640
00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:36,162
You know what they say.
641
00:40:36,164 --> 00:40:39,064
If you can't kill them in
a horrible lab experiment,
642
00:40:39,066 --> 00:40:40,269
join them.
643
00:40:41,403 --> 00:40:44,636
Consider this an experiment in terror.
644
00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:50,709
No!
645
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,519
Yes, Alfred?
646
00:40:59,521 --> 00:41:01,955
It's Master Dick, sir.
He's gone missing.
647
00:41:01,957 --> 00:41:04,057
The arrogance of youth.
648
00:41:04,059 --> 00:41:05,691
I took the precaution of activating
649
00:41:05,693 --> 00:41:07,859
the Bat-homing beacon
in his utility belt.
650
00:41:07,861 --> 00:41:10,331
I'm sending you the coordinates now.
651
00:41:11,867 --> 00:41:14,502
Good job, Alfred. I'm on my way.
652
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,212
Robin, I know you're upset,
653
00:41:27,214 --> 00:41:30,783
but this is not an appropriate
way to blow off steam.
654
00:41:30,785 --> 00:41:33,453
You should have joined a
young men's basketball league
655
00:41:33,455 --> 00:41:35,555
or taken up model kit building.
656
00:41:35,557 --> 00:41:40,394
For your own good, when we
get home, you're grounded.
657
00:41:40,396 --> 00:41:43,263
Not if I put you in the ground first.
658
00:41:44,832 --> 00:41:47,232
Robin, old chum, what's happened?
659
00:41:47,234 --> 00:41:50,837
Batman, stay away!
660
00:41:50,839 --> 00:41:54,439
How's that for a sidekick, old chum?
661
00:41:57,178 --> 00:41:58,747
Batman, look out!
662
00:42:09,057 --> 00:42:12,591
The evil extract formula
seems quite potent.
663
00:42:12,593 --> 00:42:17,330
But for your plan, we'll
need a much bigger batch.
664
00:42:17,332 --> 00:42:18,730
Don't worry about that.
665
00:42:18,732 --> 00:42:21,537
I know just where we can get some.
666
00:42:25,707 --> 00:42:28,575
Don't hold back, Batman. I must be stopped.
667
00:42:28,577 --> 00:42:31,479
Your mother wears combat boots.
668
00:42:34,182 --> 00:42:37,118
This will hurt me more
than it does you, old chum.
669
00:42:48,095 --> 00:42:49,097
Master Dick.
670
00:42:54,568 --> 00:42:56,435
Goodness!
671
00:42:56,437 --> 00:42:58,037
What's the matter, Jeeves?
672
00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:01,640
Never seen someone get up
on the wrong side of the bed?
673
00:43:01,642 --> 00:43:03,910
Don't talk to Alfred that way.
674
00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:06,745
Tell me he can be saved, sir.
675
00:43:06,747 --> 00:43:10,183
I hope not. I'm tired of being a square.
676
00:43:10,185 --> 00:43:12,051
Please, Batman, help me.
677
00:43:12,053 --> 00:43:15,754
Not to worry, old chum. I
think I have an antidote.
678
00:43:15,756 --> 00:43:18,693
I've got your antidote right here, Batman.
679
00:43:30,071 --> 00:43:33,909
Gosh, I feel like I need to
wash my mouth out with soap.
680
00:43:34,676 --> 00:43:36,875
Good show, Master Bruce.
681
00:43:36,877 --> 00:43:39,578
Batman, Dent is working with Strange.
682
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,814
I owe you an apology, Robin.
683
00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:45,752
I was remiss in not giving
the evidence its proper weight.
684
00:43:45,754 --> 00:43:48,154
But you were right. Dent is involved,
685
00:43:48,156 --> 00:43:50,589
but someone else is pulling the strings.
686
00:43:50,591 --> 00:43:53,426
Then my faith isn't entirely misplaced.
687
00:43:53,428 --> 00:43:55,664
There's still hope for Harvey yet.
688
00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,866
What is it?
689
00:43:59,868 --> 00:44:02,935
Batman took the liberty of
testing your costume for any
690
00:44:02,937 --> 00:44:04,303
foreign residue.
691
00:44:04,305 --> 00:44:06,238
According to the Bat-computer,
692
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:11,243
your cape contained traces
of a fine blue chalk.
693
00:44:11,245 --> 00:44:12,578
Holy billiards.
694
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:14,147
Precisely.
695
00:44:14,149 --> 00:44:16,749
And this particular brand of pool chalk
696
00:44:16,751 --> 00:44:19,953
is used by only one place in town.
697
00:44:19,955 --> 00:44:22,622
The newly refurbished Winning Pair Casino,
698
00:44:22,624 --> 00:44:25,258
where Harvey is holding
his bachelor auction.
699
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:29,495
A crime fighter forewarned
is a crime fighter forearmed.
700
00:44:29,497 --> 00:44:30,698
To the Batmobile.
701
00:44:45,113 --> 00:44:48,082
Batman, look at the size of those balls.
702
00:44:49,484 --> 00:44:51,183
They must have cost a fortune.
703
00:44:51,185 --> 00:44:52,886
The previous owner made his money
704
00:44:52,888 --> 00:44:55,087
running small-time gambling dens.
705
00:44:55,089 --> 00:44:57,890
He knew luck always favored the house.
706
00:44:57,892 --> 00:45:00,258
It's easy to forget that statistically,
707
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:03,462
gambling is always a losing proposition.
708
00:45:03,464 --> 00:45:05,631
Boy Wonder, your sudden breakout
709
00:45:05,633 --> 00:45:07,236
seems to have cleared up.
710
00:45:08,602 --> 00:45:09,935
Who are you, Two Face?
711
00:45:09,937 --> 00:45:12,171
We're done with your ghoulish games.
712
00:45:12,173 --> 00:45:14,374
Then you shouldn't have come here.
713
00:45:14,376 --> 00:45:16,075
Batman in the corner pocket.
714
00:45:39,868 --> 00:45:42,134
Holy compaction, we'll be crushed.
715
00:45:42,136 --> 00:45:44,640
Quickly, Robin. This is the only way.
716
00:46:00,589 --> 00:46:02,020
What now, boss?
717
00:46:02,022 --> 00:46:04,156
Prepare them for the showstopper.
718
00:46:04,158 --> 00:46:06,658
But first, take a memo.
719
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:09,330
Dear Gotham's criminal elite...
720
00:46:24,011 --> 00:46:25,147
Huh?
721
00:46:28,216 --> 00:46:30,448
Oh, how delicious.
722
00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,317
It's an invitation.
723
00:46:32,319 --> 00:46:35,020
"Two Face cordially invites you to..."
724
00:46:35,022 --> 00:46:38,758
"...the unmasking of the Dynamic Duo,
725
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,426
"Batman and Robin."
726
00:46:42,763 --> 00:46:45,531
Oh, rapturous day!
727
00:46:47,901 --> 00:46:50,270
"Follow the directions
to the newly refurbished
728
00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:55,408
"Winning Pair Casino on 2222 Janice Lane."
729
00:46:55,410 --> 00:46:57,575
Huzzah! Huzzah!
730
00:47:28,475 --> 00:47:29,908
Holy half dollar.
731
00:47:29,910 --> 00:47:31,611
Is this how it ends, Batman?
732
00:47:31,613 --> 00:47:32,879
Steady, old chum.
733
00:47:32,881 --> 00:47:34,147
A level head is
734
00:47:34,149 --> 00:47:36,649
the crime fighter's greatest asset.
735
00:47:36,651 --> 00:47:38,183
If I could just reach...
736
00:47:38,185 --> 00:47:40,453
No, Robin! It's booby-trapped.
737
00:47:40,455 --> 00:47:43,288
Any sudden movement could trigger it.
738
00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:46,325
And we'll be catapulted over those spikes.
739
00:47:47,328 --> 00:47:49,828
At least he's giving us a 50-50 chance.
740
00:47:49,830 --> 00:47:51,196
Don't be fooled, Boy Wonder.
741
00:47:51,198 --> 00:47:52,832
Our weight will ensure that we fall
742
00:47:52,834 --> 00:47:55,468
face-down on those spikes.
743
00:47:55,470 --> 00:47:56,672
Batman's right.
744
00:48:00,073 --> 00:48:01,607
Harvey, it's not too late.
745
00:48:01,609 --> 00:48:04,946
Help us take down the man
who put you up to this.
746
00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,379
But I'm as guilty as he is.
747
00:48:08,381 --> 00:48:12,084
I just couldn't take being
a peon in the DA's office.
748
00:48:12,086 --> 00:48:15,222
So when he offered me this Faustian deal,
749
00:48:15,823 --> 00:48:17,656
I took it.
750
00:48:17,658 --> 00:48:19,924
I still believe in you, Harvey.
751
00:48:19,926 --> 00:48:21,292
Then you're a fool!
752
00:48:21,294 --> 00:48:24,363
Mr. Wayne had your face restored.
753
00:48:24,365 --> 00:48:25,865
You were reformed.
754
00:48:25,867 --> 00:48:28,700
I'm afraid Bruce only...
755
00:48:30,104 --> 00:48:34,443
...healed the scars on the outside, Batman.
756
00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:47,854
No mere surgery could keep
Two Face at bay for long.
757
00:48:47,856 --> 00:48:49,854
Holy Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!
758
00:48:49,856 --> 00:48:53,024
Of course, the scars are
a physical manifestation
759
00:48:53,026 --> 00:48:55,127
of the evil extractor's gases.
760
00:48:55,129 --> 00:48:57,696
You've been living a
double life this whole time.
761
00:48:57,698 --> 00:48:59,732
Harvey's not the only
one living a double life.
762
00:48:59,734 --> 00:49:01,933
Is he, Batman?
763
00:49:01,935 --> 00:49:04,203
And soon the secret beneath that cowl
764
00:49:04,205 --> 00:49:07,506
will be exposed for all of Gotham to see.
765
00:49:07,508 --> 00:49:09,075
You grizzly gargoyle,
766
00:49:09,077 --> 00:49:11,544
there's no way you can know
Batman's secret identity.
767
00:49:11,546 --> 00:49:15,881
Ah, but that's where
you're wrong, Boy Blatherer.
768
00:49:22,289 --> 00:49:26,959
This fiend forced me to set up
this charity auction as a ruse
769
00:49:26,961 --> 00:49:30,162
to trap Bruce Wayne in a lie.
770
00:49:30,164 --> 00:49:32,296
I only agreed because I didn't believe him.
771
00:49:32,298 --> 00:49:35,935
Bruce wouldn't keep anything
that important from me.
772
00:49:35,937 --> 00:49:39,506
And yet the always punctual Bruce Wayne
773
00:49:39,508 --> 00:49:42,174
hasn't shown up for his own auction,
774
00:49:42,176 --> 00:49:45,912
which could only mean
that he's been indisposed
775
00:49:45,914 --> 00:49:48,214
as Batman is now.
776
00:49:48,216 --> 00:49:49,615
Voila!
777
00:49:49,617 --> 00:49:52,417
The indignity of it all.
778
00:49:52,419 --> 00:49:54,453
Holy indecent exposure.
779
00:49:54,455 --> 00:49:59,325
Batman and Bruce Wayne, one and the same.
780
00:49:59,327 --> 00:50:02,662
Bruce, how could you keep
secrets from your old friend?
781
00:50:02,664 --> 00:50:06,332
And you must be his
youthful ward, Dick Grayson.
782
00:50:06,334 --> 00:50:09,136
I told you they were living double lives.
783
00:50:10,638 --> 00:50:14,439
What devilish diabolitry
have you devised for us next?
784
00:50:14,441 --> 00:50:17,975
I know people who would pay
dearly for this information,
785
00:50:17,977 --> 00:50:21,946
which is why I gathered them all here.
786
00:50:32,859 --> 00:50:34,227
Now, one of Batman's
787
00:50:34,229 --> 00:50:36,194
greatest enemies will have the opportunity
788
00:50:36,196 --> 00:50:38,830
to buy his identity.
789
00:50:38,832 --> 00:50:43,435
We'll start the bidding at $1 million.
790
00:50:48,910 --> 00:50:51,377
Me, me! One million bucks.
791
00:50:51,379 --> 00:50:53,712
Oh, it's a good thing
I had some spare change
792
00:50:53,714 --> 00:50:56,147
laying around between the couch cushions.
793
00:50:58,919 --> 00:51:00,785
Cease that cacophonous cackling,
794
00:51:00,787 --> 00:51:02,622
you malignant muttonhead!
795
00:51:02,624 --> 00:51:05,691
The Penguin says a million and five.
796
00:51:05,693 --> 00:51:07,093
Riddle me this.
797
00:51:07,095 --> 00:51:10,529
Why are we like Two
Face's henchmen? Answer.
798
00:51:10,531 --> 00:51:13,732
Because we're all doing his bidding.
799
00:51:18,039 --> 00:51:19,738
Two million.
800
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,942
Three million.
801
00:51:25,213 --> 00:51:27,846
Catwoman, you larcenous lynx.
802
00:51:27,848 --> 00:51:29,615
Four million.
803
00:51:53,774 --> 00:51:54,973
Silence!
804
00:51:54,975 --> 00:51:57,843
No one outbids the Princess of Plunder.
805
00:51:57,845 --> 00:52:03,348
Batman is mine to undo when
I see fit and not before.
806
00:52:03,350 --> 00:52:06,785
No one will see under his hood besides me.
807
00:52:06,787 --> 00:52:08,354
Five million.
808
00:52:10,024 --> 00:52:12,524
Oh, that's a little rich for my blood.
809
00:52:12,526 --> 00:52:16,364
But what do you say, we combine
the pot and we all get a peek?
810
00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:20,366
Then ten million it is.
811
00:52:22,937 --> 00:52:25,203
Going once. Going twice.
812
00:52:25,205 --> 00:52:28,807
Sold to all the villains of Gotham.
813
00:52:31,845 --> 00:52:34,281
Now let's claim our prize.
814
00:52:36,017 --> 00:52:37,816
Have your fun, boys.
815
00:52:37,818 --> 00:52:40,021
But I have another engagement.
816
00:52:44,725 --> 00:52:46,727
I'm sorry, Batman.
817
00:52:51,098 --> 00:52:52,631
If they find out our identity,
818
00:52:52,633 --> 00:52:55,000
it'll be the end of Batman and Robin.
819
00:52:55,002 --> 00:52:58,037
Then we have to trigger this giant coin.
820
00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:00,171
But you said it yourself, it's rigged.
821
00:53:00,173 --> 00:53:02,276
There's no choice. Now.
822
00:53:03,377 --> 00:53:05,712
Egad! Come back here.
823
00:53:05,714 --> 00:53:08,346
We paid good money for you.
824
00:53:08,348 --> 00:53:10,415
Robin, do precisely as I say.
825
00:53:10,417 --> 00:53:13,317
Shift your weight ten degrees to the left.
826
00:53:13,319 --> 00:53:14,953
Based on my calculations,
827
00:53:14,955 --> 00:53:19,361
it will change the coin's
center of gravity, and thus...
828
00:53:31,539 --> 00:53:33,437
Thanks for your help, Catwoman.
829
00:53:33,439 --> 00:53:35,441
I'm sorry about standing you up.
830
00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:38,209
I've accepted the fact
that your first love will
831
00:53:38,211 --> 00:53:41,881
always be crime-fighting, Batman.
832
00:53:41,883 --> 00:53:43,948
So if you won't join my side,
833
00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:46,218
perhaps I'll join yours.
834
00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:48,687
The Caped Crusaders are free.
835
00:53:48,689 --> 00:53:49,955
Treasonous trollop!
836
00:53:49,957 --> 00:53:53,227
Get them, men, or it's curtains!
837
00:53:55,062 --> 00:53:56,995
Let Robin and I handle this.
838
00:53:56,997 --> 00:53:58,296
You might get hurt.
839
00:53:58,298 --> 00:54:00,899
Silly boy, I know cat-rate.
840
00:54:00,901 --> 00:54:02,102
Hiya!
841
00:54:31,531 --> 00:54:34,734
Strange's new and improved evil extractor.
842
00:54:34,736 --> 00:54:36,736
While those fiends were bidding,
843
00:54:36,738 --> 00:54:40,004
Two Face was collecting their evil essence.
844
00:54:40,006 --> 00:54:42,274
Why would he need so much?
845
00:54:42,276 --> 00:54:43,941
Great Scott, that's it!
846
00:54:43,943 --> 00:54:48,013
He plans to turn all of
Gotham into Two Faces.
847
00:54:48,015 --> 00:54:51,116
Forgive me if I don't face
this foe with you, Batman.
848
00:54:51,118 --> 00:54:52,884
But green isn't my color.
849
00:54:52,886 --> 00:54:55,486
You've done more than enough, Catwoman.
850
00:54:55,488 --> 00:54:58,057
Promise me you'll turn yourself in
851
00:54:58,059 --> 00:55:00,058
to the nearest authorities.
852
00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:02,294
Of course, Batman.
853
00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:04,296
Cross my heart.
854
00:55:04,298 --> 00:55:06,568
Quickly, Robin. There's no time.
855
00:55:13,475 --> 00:55:16,075
There, Batman. We'll never catch him.
856
00:55:16,077 --> 00:55:17,845
I already summoned the Batcycle.
857
00:55:19,546 --> 00:55:22,080
This antidote is our last chance.
858
00:55:22,082 --> 00:55:24,285
We may cure Harvey yet.
859
00:56:01,622 --> 00:56:02,787
Hey...
860
00:56:21,809 --> 00:56:22,810
Look out, men!
861
00:56:31,318 --> 00:56:32,817
Citizens of Gotham,
862
00:56:32,819 --> 00:56:36,788
this is Desmond Dumas warning
you to head for cover.
863
00:56:36,790 --> 00:56:40,258
That mutilated master of
multiplicity, Two Face,
864
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:45,162
he's dousing the entire city
with some strange kind of gas.
865
00:56:45,164 --> 00:56:46,667
I repeat, head for...
866
00:57:09,589 --> 00:57:13,560
Robin, use the mini bazooka
to disable his flight gear.
867
00:57:29,943 --> 00:57:31,545
Holy hairpin turn!
868
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,095
It's no use, Batman.
That fiend's an ace pilot.
869
00:57:50,097 --> 00:57:52,531
Then there's only one thing left to do.
870
00:57:52,533 --> 00:57:55,267
Use our ejector seats
to get altitude, and pray
871
00:57:55,269 --> 00:57:58,006
the Bat-boot jets can do the rest.
872
00:58:01,975 --> 00:58:02,977
Brace yourself.
873
00:58:08,048 --> 00:58:09,050
Now, Robin!
874
00:58:26,033 --> 00:58:27,568
Batman!
875
00:58:28,769 --> 00:58:31,071
Careful, old chum. It is quite a drop.
876
00:59:14,747 --> 00:59:17,816
You'll never take me alive. Take cover.
877
00:59:17,818 --> 00:59:19,886
Robin, behind the Bat-shield.
878
00:59:29,629 --> 00:59:31,763
Batman, this place is going to blow.
879
00:59:31,765 --> 00:59:34,366
Then this is as far as you go, old chum.
880
00:59:34,368 --> 00:59:35,901
I'm going after Two Face,
881
00:59:35,903 --> 00:59:38,906
and try to get close
enough to use the antidote.
882
00:59:42,475 --> 00:59:43,875
It's gone!
883
00:59:43,877 --> 00:59:46,011
It must have cracked
open during the mayhem.
884
00:59:46,013 --> 00:59:47,979
Then you can't go after him, Batman.
885
00:59:47,981 --> 00:59:49,415
It'll be certain death.
886
00:59:49,417 --> 00:59:52,250
I have to. I can't give up on Harvey.
887
00:59:52,252 --> 00:59:55,020
His friendship means a
lot to you, doesn't it?
888
00:59:55,022 --> 00:59:56,921
Yes.
889
00:59:56,923 --> 00:59:59,593
But not as much as yours does, Boy Wonder.
890
01:00:01,595 --> 01:00:03,928
I wouldn't want anyone else at my side
891
01:00:03,930 --> 01:00:07,001
in this never-ending fight against crime.
892
01:00:08,535 --> 01:00:10,937
Now move to safety. That's an order.
893
01:00:18,979 --> 01:00:22,915
As a duly deputized officer
of the law and your friend,
894
01:00:22,917 --> 01:00:25,052
I implore you to fight this, Harvey.
895
01:00:35,394 --> 01:00:37,597
I detest cheap sentiment.
896
01:00:38,564 --> 01:00:41,198
Bruce, I... I can't
897
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,435
tell you how terribly
sorry I am about all this...
898
01:00:44,437 --> 01:00:45,970
You're weak, Dent.
899
01:00:45,972 --> 01:00:48,540
And now that you've outlived
your usefulness to me,
900
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,308
it's time I snuffed you out.
901
01:01:06,292 --> 01:01:12,200
There's no one left to
protect you, Masked Manhunter.
902
01:01:17,271 --> 01:01:19,104
I've been counting your bullets.
903
01:01:19,106 --> 01:01:21,540
Now it's you that's on the auction block,
904
01:01:21,542 --> 01:01:24,045
and my fists are the highest bidders.
905
01:01:35,388 --> 01:01:36,890
Harvey, stay strong.
906
01:02:13,727 --> 01:02:16,127
Goodbye, Batman.
907
01:02:16,129 --> 01:02:19,300
Wait. Doesn't the coin have to decide?
908
01:02:22,068 --> 01:02:24,704
Curse you, Batman, for being right.
909
01:02:29,276 --> 01:02:31,578
No, impossible.
910
01:02:39,553 --> 01:02:41,352
No!
911
01:02:41,354 --> 01:02:42,557
Tell me what to do.
912
01:02:43,490 --> 01:02:45,790
Can't decide.
913
01:02:45,792 --> 01:02:48,896
Now's your chance, Harvey. Fight him!
914
01:02:58,138 --> 01:03:02,573
You did this. I'll destroy you.
915
01:03:02,575 --> 01:03:04,975
No! He's my friend.
916
01:03:04,977 --> 01:03:07,345
He believed in me when no one else would.
917
01:03:07,347 --> 01:03:09,415
He was a fool to trust us.
918
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:12,185
There's no "us" anymore, Two Face.
919
01:03:13,386 --> 01:03:15,986
I'm Harvey Dent...
920
01:03:15,988 --> 01:03:18,022
District Attorney...
921
01:03:18,024 --> 01:03:21,261
And I'm bringing you to justice.
922
01:03:30,636 --> 01:03:31,839
Harvey!
923
01:03:50,990 --> 01:03:54,060
Batman... Bruce, old friend.
924
01:03:58,499 --> 01:04:00,201
Let's get out of here, Harvey.
925
01:04:17,651 --> 01:04:19,785
Batman, are you all right?
926
01:04:19,787 --> 01:04:21,453
I'm fine, Robin.
927
01:04:21,455 --> 01:04:23,354
What about Two Face?
928
01:04:23,356 --> 01:04:24,725
He's gone, Boy Wonder.
929
01:04:25,493 --> 01:04:27,194
He's...
930
01:04:40,506 --> 01:04:44,276
Batman, we rounded up all
of the super-criminals.
931
01:04:44,278 --> 01:04:45,944
But Catwoman's gone.
932
01:04:45,946 --> 01:04:48,011
That tricky minx.
933
01:04:48,013 --> 01:04:51,216
Still, Robin and I owe our lives to her.
934
01:04:51,218 --> 01:04:53,216
However were you able to outwit that
935
01:04:53,218 --> 01:04:55,986
grand-guignol gonzo, Two Face?
936
01:04:55,988 --> 01:04:58,557
I'm afraid to say I cheated, Commissioner.
937
01:04:58,559 --> 01:05:02,493
During our fight, I replaced
Two Face's coin with a blank.
938
01:05:02,495 --> 01:05:06,430
His inability to act gave
me the opening I needed.
939
01:05:06,432 --> 01:05:08,566
That poor abandoned soul.
940
01:05:08,568 --> 01:05:11,837
But even Harvey Dent must
again pay for his crimes,
941
01:05:11,839 --> 01:05:13,638
no matter what his mental state.
942
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,441
True, but for now, there
is quite a mess in Gotham
943
01:05:17,443 --> 01:05:18,478
we must clean up.
944
01:05:25,118 --> 01:05:28,553
Initiating Bat-Evil-Essence
Antidote Bombs.
945
01:05:48,709 --> 01:05:51,276
Take that, you Two Faced fiends.
946
01:05:51,278 --> 01:05:55,814
Decorum, old chum. They
are citizens, after all.
947
01:05:55,816 --> 01:05:58,151
Gosh, yes. Sorry, Batman.
948
01:06:00,653 --> 01:06:03,555
Batman's cured all of Gotham.
949
01:06:03,557 --> 01:06:05,526
That is, most of Gotham.
950
01:06:17,037 --> 01:06:19,439
I feel like I've been
on a three-day bender.
951
01:06:25,578 --> 01:06:28,180
No matter how dire the peril,
952
01:06:28,182 --> 01:06:31,649
no matter how hopeless the odds,
953
01:06:31,651 --> 01:06:33,987
you can always count on Batman.
954
01:06:42,696 --> 01:06:44,395
Gosh, Bruce, it's been months.
955
01:06:44,397 --> 01:06:46,999
How do you think Harvey
will act when he sees us?
956
01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:49,401
The warden says Harvey's
been a model prisoner.
957
01:06:49,403 --> 01:06:52,236
I mean, about him knowing
our secret identities.
958
01:06:52,238 --> 01:06:54,138
This is one time I'm afraid
959
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,808
even Batman doesn't know what to expect.
960
01:06:56,810 --> 01:06:59,076
Master Bruce, Mr. Dent has arrived
961
01:06:59,078 --> 01:07:01,481
for his charity bachelor auction.
962
01:07:12,091 --> 01:07:13,859
Thanks, Bruce.
963
01:07:13,861 --> 01:07:15,127
Once again, you've helped me
964
01:07:15,129 --> 01:07:17,361
in ways I can never begin to repay.
965
01:07:17,363 --> 01:07:19,296
Ah, don't mention it, Harvey.
966
01:07:19,298 --> 01:07:21,633
That's what old friends are for.
967
01:07:21,635 --> 01:07:24,234
Say, I better get up there.
968
01:07:24,236 --> 01:07:26,870
Holy amnesia, he doesn't remember.
969
01:07:26,872 --> 01:07:28,305
Two Face knew our secret,
970
01:07:28,307 --> 01:07:31,910
but it seems Harvey has
repressed that memory.
971
01:07:31,912 --> 01:07:33,845
Clearly, Two Face lies dormant,
972
01:07:33,847 --> 01:07:35,647
buried deep in Harvey's psyche.
973
01:07:35,649 --> 01:07:38,716
For now, we can only
hope it stays that way.
974
01:07:42,655 --> 01:07:47,558
I wonder if Harvey will
be auctioning himself.
975
01:07:49,528 --> 01:07:53,631
Oh, I might need to
borrow some money, Alfred.
976
01:07:53,633 --> 01:07:55,633
Why, Mrs. Cooper!
977
01:07:55,635 --> 01:07:57,301
Heavens to Betsy,
978
01:07:57,303 --> 01:08:00,441
I'm all a-tingle, Bruce. Bruce?
979
01:08:02,276 --> 01:08:03,774
Thank you for that warm welcome.
980
01:08:03,776 --> 01:08:05,343
And now, without further ado,
981
01:08:05,345 --> 01:08:08,145
I'd like to present our
first item up for auction,
982
01:08:08,147 --> 01:08:12,218
the most eligible
bachelor in Gotham City...
983
01:08:14,421 --> 01:08:15,422
Batman.
984
01:08:23,963 --> 01:08:25,899
Who will make the first bid?
985
01:08:30,637 --> 01:08:32,339
Holy Hugh Hefner.
986
01:08:33,473 --> 01:08:35,208
Meow.
987
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:46,117