0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Visit www.Hokibet99.cc Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agencies 1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:04,337 - Hello everyone. I'm Jeff Dunham. 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:08,174 - Greetings, infidels < br /> I am Achmed, a dead terrorist. 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,755 - I have a question for you, achmed 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,470 - I listen, without the real ears 5 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,930 - All right. 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,101 Who is your favorite cartoon character? 7 00:00:16,102 --> 00:00:20,020 - Is this a trick question? - Not serious, who is that? 8 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:24,024 p> 9 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:27,185 - Tigger Like in Winnie the Pooh? 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,695 - Yes, and Eeyore. He is very sad. 11 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,276 - and a pig? 12 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,450 - Don't be an idiot. 13 00:00:31,451 --> 00:00:33,118 - sorry - Whatever. 14 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:35,367 What's the use of this? 15 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,786 - What if you, Achmed, What is animation? 16 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,747 - Me? Cartoons? 17 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,078 - Sure. - That would be fantastic 18 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,417 - Then hope for that 19 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:44,044 - What? - Express a hope. 20 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,755 - Oh, like, "I wish I was animated"? 21 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,086 - perfect 22 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,380 - Hi everyone. - Aah! 23 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,552 - I'm Tinker Bubba 24 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,603 - What is it - - Hi, Tinker Bubba. 25 00:00:54,604 --> 00:00:57,557 - How. Did I hear someone making a request? 26 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,848 - Yep. That is Achmed. 27 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,186 - A hope? What do you want to 28 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:04,477 - you say you want /> to get drunk. 29 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:08,359 - No, animation. - Oh, well, I can do it too. 30 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,987 This is ridic - 31 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,405 - Ah! Oh! 32 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,406 What happened to me? Why do I look like this? 33 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,658 - Thank you, Tinker Bubba. - You're welcome. 34 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,244 - You're an infidel fairy 35 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,955 - Toot-toot for now. Must fly. 36 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,666 Whoo-hoo! 37 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,171 - You tricked me - You got your wish 38 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:27,837 p> 39 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,338 - And why do I like this? 40 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,049 - This is for you special new animations, 41 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,467 Achmed Saves America. 42 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:35,548 Enjoy the show . 43 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,441 - Come back, Tinker Bubba! 44 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:52,028 A "J" 45 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,584 A "J" 46 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,874 I will kill you. 47 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,585 > 48 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,126 Oh, not a phone call while I ride 49 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,046 I have coverage all the way out here 50 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,137 and not the cell tower that is visible. 51 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,718 p> 52 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,599 Yes yes. What? What? 53 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,394 - entangled Why are you still alive? 54 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,225 You have worked for us for three years, 56 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,526 I swear, you the worst terrorist 57 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,236 as a whole the world of non-Muslims 58 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,696 - I'm not. 59 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:37,197 As a devout non-Muslim, I am offended by that. 60 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,539 - Did you forget you exploded? < br>> a training camp? 61 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:42,405 The only thing left is the monkey bar. 62 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:46,875 - It could be. We are much better than them. 63 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:49,956 - Don't worry, Hassan. I will do it right this time. 64 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,379 - Stunned, focused! 65 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,300 You don't lose your courage, < br /> Are you? 66 00:02:53,301 --> 00:02:54,966 - No! Are you kidding me? 67 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,596 I'm going crazy I don't want to kill myself 68 00:02:57,597 --> 00:03:00,005 - Then tell me why you did it this mission 69 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,224 - Because you told me 70 00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:02,602 - Wrong answers! Why? 72 00:03:04,191 --> 00:03:06,685 - And why do you hate disbelievers? 73 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,437 - Because you told me 74 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:11,399 > - The correct answer. So don't mess this up. 75 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,109 - Why do you treat me like a fool? 76 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,070 The bomb is ready to go. 77 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,735 Oops 78 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,408 Huh? 79 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,915 Hey - 80 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,375 I'm alive. I failed! 81 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,126 Son of a female dog . 82 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:35,168 Well, it certainly can't be worse than this 83 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,799 Hah! 84 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,600 What is Hezbollah? Let me go, you fly wolf. 85 00:03:39,601 --> 00:03:42,925 Release me at once 86 00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,932 Clutch me again! I'm kidding! 87 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,734 I'm kidding! 88 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:53,226 Well, That was hurt. 89 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:56,614 Wait. Where is this Aluminum Devil takes me? 90 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:03,200 No! 91 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:11,708 A "J" 92 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:31,400 J "J" 93 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,452 Mmm. 94 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,008 Hmm. Hey. 95 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,219 Death to America... ville. 96 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:12,895 Terrorist log, hate date 7/3 /13. 97 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,316 I have arrived in the land of unbelievers. 98 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:19,647 It will only be a problem from the time till -Aah! 99 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,863 - Oh Boy. 100 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:25,080 I don't know what that is, But it makes a noise. 101 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:26,905 - I hope we hit something cool. 102 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,870 Then today it won't happen total loss 103 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,246 - Whatever. 104 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,077 Everyone is in the mall except me. 105 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,001 And now my life is over. 106 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,752 - Well, I know we hit something, 107 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,844 but if I know what it is. 108 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:43,509 - Turn around, ass 109 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,969 - Is that what we hit? 110 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,346 - Whoa! Is he dead? 111 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,427 Can't we leave now? 112 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,641 - no, baby We have to help him. 113 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,060 - here it is, buddy You are fine. 114 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,271 You will be fine - wait stop. 115 00:05:53,272 --> 00:05:54,770 - Let me reach out with that. 116 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,112 - What are you doing? - Oh, that's the hand. 117 00:05:56,113 --> 00:05:57,436 - Remove your hand from me 118 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:58,691 - And the diaper goes above, right? 119 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,071 - Wait a minute.
- It's knee. 120 00:06:00,072 --> 00:06:01,486 - I don't even touch myself there 121 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,777 - That is... - What are you doing? 122 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:07,158 - third knee - Stop touching me! 123 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,699 You put my butt in front! 124 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,332 - I'm sorry. I didn't see you 125 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,456 - Oh, that makes me feel much better. 126 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,416 - I think we should exchange insurance information - 127 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,127 Ooh. 128 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,918 Oh, it looks like ours. 129 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,589 "Ew! - Oh, 130 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,800 - Can we take you to the doctor? or something? 131 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,761 - I want nothing to do with you 132 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,558 How I want that evil plane never brought me 133 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,728 from my homeland until now < br> American wretched. 134 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,729 - Mother, did you hear that? He said he just flew here. 135 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,232 Maybe he was our exchange student. 136 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,818 - Yeah. 137 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:45,154 Claude, the French boy we left at the airport? 138 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,445 - I hate you, and I hate this country 139 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,909 - Oh, yes, he's French. We better stop him. 140 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,869 Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. 141 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,710 What? < What? What? 142 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,667 Ah! What is this devil? 143 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,877 - Bill, no 144 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,838 - Bills? Seriously & apos;? 145 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,717 You named your dog? 146 00:07:03,718 --> 00:07:06,715 What is your name your children, Bubbles and cujo ? 147 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,094 - Billy, off! 148 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,175 I'm sorry. He just likes you. 149 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,099 - Oh good. When to start hitting ? 150 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,600 - Anyway, are you Claude? 151 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,311 - Of course I'm Claude. 152 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,112 I scratch, scratch, bite, lick, and bend , 153 00:07:19,113 --> 00:07:20,565 but I mostly scratch. 154 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,896 - So you said you Claude? 155 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:25,486 - Yes, you are an American infidel stupid 156 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,777 - Very beautiful. - What? 157 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,200 - Claude, we your adopted family, Wilsons, 158 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,291 and we are very happy You're here 159 00:07:33,292 --> 00:07:35,955 - Are you a friendly infidel or an idiot 160 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,874 or just a friendly idiot? 161 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,875 - Sorry about mixed up at the Airport, 162 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,497 but it's over now. 163 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,173 Let's take you to your new home. 164 00:07:43,174 --> 00:07:45,172 - You took me to your cave? 165 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:48,304 - Well, I have a man's cave. This is the garage. 166 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:50,219 - is he naked? 167 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,470 - Try not to make him feel bad, OK dear? 168 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,015 He might be poor. 169 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,136 Let's eat hot food first. 170 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:59,023 - We have strangers Can we go to the mall? 171 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:07,695 A "J" 172 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,196 I have hurt myself, 173 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,198 "the first season from the homeland "style, 174 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,576 among enemies, people who are hated. 175 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:18,077 People who call themselves Wilson is clever. 176 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:23,247 They insist on treating me with respect 177 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,464 and feed me a number of indecent foods 178 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,175 that I can barely resist. 179 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,520 - I have the same problem 180 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,152 - their city in dire conditions, 181 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:52,323 and their lives filled with emptiness and failure, 182 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,033 but they did not take it clear route 183 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,754 blowing yourself and everyone around them. 184 00:08:56,755 --> 00:08:58,204 What's with that? 185 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,075 - I just worked on the assembly line now, 186 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:04,168 but my dream is to design cars, like this 187 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,169 - This is gas-guzzling, annoying evidence 188 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,512 for all the rest the world hates America. 189 00:09:10,513 --> 00:09:12,134 - Exactly. 190 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,345 This will be a big seller and save the company. 191 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,806 If only my boss will see it. 192 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:22,227 - He will, because it's perfect, Honey, just like you 193 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,359 - It's nothing like an American 194 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,566 I was taught to hate, which makes me hate them more. 195 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,569 Plus, I don't know a woman can drive 196 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,202 - Well, here's your house for the season hot, Claude. 197 00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:36,409 It's convenient, but we like it. 198 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,540 - I'm nauseated by the decadence stench. 199 00:09:39,541 --> 00:09:41,747 - He did it. - Now, Kevin 200 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,457 - Don't choose our guests 201 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,834 He has a long day. 202 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,544 You know he was hit by minivan 203 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,165 p> 204 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,256 Why aren't you and your sister? go throw football 205 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,877 or something? - Fine. 206 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,718 - I went to Angie's house 207 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,137 - Don't ignore your phone 208 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,758 - Children today 209 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,274 - On my land, they will have both of them have been stoned until now. 210 00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:01,934 - Right. 211 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,265 You French kids started drinking early, right? 212 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,981 - Wayne, remember our surprise 213 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,399 - Oh, of course 214 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,740 Come back soon . 215 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,367 - So now that I've been in on the stomach of the enemy, 216 00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:18,534 I will make it as my mission. to burst out reeky, 217 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,195 steaming vengeance, but how and when? 218 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,372 Both: Ta-da! 219 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,249 - Ah! Are you Catholic? 220 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,000 - No, we are Americans. 221 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:30,342 - Claude, you arrived here just in time for our city 222 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:33,629 The 100th anniversary celebration, and tomorrow 223 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,354 - Ginny is responsible for from parades and fireworks. 224 00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:38,345 - This will be a show. 225 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,637 - fireworks Blast? 226 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,726 Large crowd 227 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,267 - We will fix it Your room runs out, Claude. 228 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,979 - you go ahead 229 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,440 I'll just be here innocently plan and plan. 230 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,818 This will be easier than I thought 231 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,196 Americans are stupid. 232 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,987 They always leave their dynamite just lying around. 233 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,907 Let me go! I killed you! 234 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,581 Oh, stop. Stop that. 235 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,962 I can't kill when I'm tickled. 236 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,544 I killed you! 237 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,125 Stop it! 238 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,801 ♪ I've worked on my big bomb ♪ 239 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:21,012 ♪ All the long nights. ♪ 240 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,767 The diary I love, my bomb is complete. 241 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,558 Tomorrow I will take my revenge on these people 242 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,312 who has been so kind to me. 243 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,440 - This is a soft pillow. 244 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,109 How I hate them. 245 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,860 Is it hypoallergenic? 246 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,696 - Just as you asked 247 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,867 - Yes, thank you, evil, America, the female monster. 248 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:43,494 - You Frenchman has something like that > colorful words for everyone 249 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,454 Oh, are you writing a book & apos; 250 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,785 - Yes, that's a book from funny observations 251 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,418 about small city life, 252 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:53,509 like the type you wear suicide agitators, 253 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,005 Garrison Keillor. 254 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,926 - That's good. Nighty-night now. 255 00:11:56,927 --> 00:11:59,215 - Good night, "Good night. 256 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,346 Beautiful hello. 257 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,806 - Hey! I want to talk to you. 258 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,597 I don't have a bomb. 259 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,600 - Anda tidak membodohi saya, Nak. 260 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,437 I know why you're here 261 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,605 - Is that so? 262 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,726 Good... 263 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,244 - My parents brought you here just to make me look bad . 264 00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:19,317 - La la la la. 265 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,031 - I can't compare for how cold you are. 266 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,372 You are from France and all. I hate you. 267 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,158 - Ah, really 268 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,829 I hate you too. 269 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,039 - According to my father playing football, 270 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,750 p> 271 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,460 but I don't want to do that 272 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,461 I'm good at other things - 273 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,054 secret items that I have never even told my parents about 274 00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:41,886 - You want to lie with other boys of your gender? 275 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,427 - No! I want to be a ventriloquist. 276 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,058 - What is it? 277 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:47,096 I have a doll I made him talk. 278 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,020 We tell jokes in front of a big audience and laugh out loud. 279 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,105 - Is that a job? 280 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,776 & apos; Yes! 281 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,276 - That is the stupidest thing. I've heard 282 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,199 Seriously, who will pay to see anyone doing that nonsense? 283 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,950 - But I'm good at it. 284 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,201 I have been practicing with my new dummy 285 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,496 A-d ad a! 286 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,787 Little Jeff 287 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,330 Hiya, Claude. 288 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,919 - The toy is owned with human spirit! 289 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,589 I hit your face with shoes, 290 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:18,088 > 291 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,009 which is the worst thing you can do 292 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,138 for someone in my country for some reason 293 00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:24,094 nobody has ever explain to anyone 294 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,255 I'm sorry I told you something. 295 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,141 This will be a long summer. 296 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,935 - Or short 297 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,726 Aah! 298 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,729 Wow. Only you 299 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,821 I think you are Jessica Chastain. 300 00:13:36,822 --> 00:13:38,317 - Who is that? 301 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,608 - He is a crazy bitch in Help 302 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,949 What are you doing here? 303 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,776 - I, like, come out with my boyfriend, 304 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,156 now my ex-boyfriend 305 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,784 Ugh. I hate him. I hope he's dead. 306 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,035 - Hmm. 307 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,456 Is it he lives within a 20 mile radius 308 00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:52,164 of tomorrow's parade 309 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,915 - Please don't tell Mom and Dad. 310 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,877 - Where is my lips once sealed 311 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,668 - They never liked it too. 312 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,592 They thought I had, like, bad taste for guys 313 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:05,261 - You? No. Don't be too hard on - 314 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,389 - Mwah. 315 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,140 Wow. 316 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,269 I feel something now. 317 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,570 - Well, it's my detonator- bomb, penis, nothing! 318 00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:18,774 - You're so funny. 319 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,065 - Gracias? 320 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,398 - And I like your French accent. 321 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,196 - Cassidy, are you home? 322 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,074 - Must leave. I will love you until I die. 323 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:31,155 - stay within a 20 mile radius. 324 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,421 - Good night, Cassidy. - Good evening mom. 325 00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:37,997 - Congratulations night, Kevin. - Good night, Dad! 326 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,587 - Good night, Ginny! 327 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,007 - Why are you shouting at me 328 00:14:41,008 --> 00:14:42,586 when I lie < br /> right next to you 329 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,716 - Sorry dear! 330 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,837 - Good night, little Jeff! 331 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:45,973 Good night, "ethery-diddy"! 332 00:14:45,974 --> 00:14:47,177 - Shut up! 333 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,718 Good night, bomb 334 00:14:53,727 --> 00:15:00,727 A "J" 335 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,152 - Good job, ma'am 336 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,573 - thank you And don't you two look good 337 00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,281 - Yeah, I have this shirt on - 338 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,912 - Ah! It's almost time for the show to begin. 340 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,535 - No, Mom, I'm not. 341 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,205 "Claude, Claude. Where is Claude?" 342 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,036 Everyone likes the Frenchman. 346 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,675 - here it is Almost arrived. 347 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,756 Nobody helped or touched me. 349 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,808 - Claude, you look very patriotic. 353 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,817 - Ginny, the town square looks great. 354 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,568 This event will be fair. It turned around 355 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,951 the spirit of our city and made me elected back, 356 00:15:48,952 --> 00:15:51,325 or you were fired 357 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,786 Just kidding. Not really. 358 00:15:57,078 --> 00:15:58,415 - Mayor McEwen, this is Claude, Our French exchange students 360 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:13,514 - Uh, ou est He is fromage toilette? 361 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,885 Oh, that's funny 362 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,978 Whoa! What the hell? 363 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,019 - holy nonsense 364 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,189 Forgive my French. 365 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,358 - Hey, Ginny, shindig good 366 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,278 A little low-key if you ask me 367 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,947 I mean, where is the eagle? 368 00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:29,905 Nobody says kick-ass < like the flag 369 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,824 with wings that go Americaw! 370 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,115 - Americaw! 371 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,738 - Americaw! - Americaw! 372 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,869 - Americaw! 373 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,370 - Americaw! - Ah! 374 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,051 - Claude, this is our neighbor, Andersons. 375 00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:51,176 Chet and Ev, this is Claude. 376 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,886 - Nice to meet you, Claude. 377 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,927 - You know, I usually don't be like you French, 378 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,641 but in your case, I will make an exception. 379 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,022 - Don't be an idiot. I hate French people. 380 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:03,020 - Well, then we will be simpatico 381 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,743 Ha. That's for Mexico "I wet your back, you're soaking wet." 382 00:17:06,744 --> 00:17:09,735 It's like a nice racist. 383 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,658 I like you. 384 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,746 - The way to set an example, Chet. Carl Zimmer 385 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,917 We don't have tea Wing nuts like him , Claude. 386 00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,286 - yes? And we don't all freedom to hate, kiss, 387 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,545 helpless lesbians like this person. 388 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,956 Americaw! 389 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,466 - Please, can't the two of you get along? 390 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,047 As soon as possible All this doesn't matter. 391 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,640 Now, if You excuse me, 392 00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:37,347 saya harus pergi ke kamar anak laki-laki Prancis kecil. 393 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,017 - Hurry back. You don't want to miss the show. 394 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,938 - My show will go a bigger impression 395 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,987 J "J" 396 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,198 Five minutes to blow time. 397 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,989 I have to really tweet it. 398 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,411 Justin Bieber will be in Portland! 399 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,039 - And in the spirit of a hundred years, 400 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,170 suits in Stan McEwen »s Wide and Tall 401 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,335 sell for $ 100. 402 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,876 Limited supply. Settings may be outdated. 403 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,930 Now, we have a very special guest here today, uh, somewhere. 404 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:14,546 Right? 405 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,679 - I don't know where he is- That's him. 406 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,306 Claude, up here. 407 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,727 - A big hand for our new friend from France, everyone 408 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,396 - Hello 410 00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:32,859 but be prepared! 411 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,696 Selamat tinggal sekarang. T-T-F-U. 412 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,027 - Oh no, you don't go anywhere, our new friend 413 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,204 - Help! I am illegally detained 414 00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:43,003 by a leather man big black who's dressed so well 415 00:18:43,004 --> 00:18:46,416 - you're ridiculous We have something for you 416 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,127 - Oh good. I also have something for you. 417 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,919 You are first 418 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,591 - America is a foreign country , 419 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,512 and you are our first legal person. 420 00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:59,388 And now Raul & Apos's Gardening Service 421 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:03,269 wants to give you 21-leaf-blower greetings. 422 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,354 - That's why we're all here - 423 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,935 Thank you and welcome! 424 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,026 - Hurray! 425 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:23,294 - You are all very cheerful. 426 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,924 - Now, to help celebrate < br>> Claude's arrival, 427 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:30,876 put your two hands for American Idol season nine 428 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,419 Hollywood rounds almost semifinalists, 429 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,093 Ronny Huntingchurch! 430 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,348 - Well, this is for you, Claude. 431 00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:45,516 ♪ Million years ago, When Columbus sailed in the sea ♪ 432 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,978 ♪ He didn't plan it in that place he would land on ♪ 433 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,189 ♪ Still going to dare and be free ♪ 434 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,690 ♪ We welcome Irish people, Chinese, and Jews ♪ 435 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,072 ♪ But I say, on behalf of the United States ♪ 436 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,534 ♪ There are no better strangers than you ♪ 437 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,704 Wait. I can't cry. 438 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,955 I definitely have shrapnel in my eyes. 439 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,126 - ♪ You are the pen in Jefferson's hand ♪ 440 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,047 ♪ You are Patton in the last place of Custers ♪ 441 00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:15,586 Tooth George Washington, the big Toby Keith ♪ 442 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,759 ♪ You put "heart" in the heart ♪ 443 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,388 ♪ And we tell you /> proudly bust immediately ♪ 444 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,139 ♪ We pray to our Lord ♪ 445 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,852 ♪ But there is Claude ♪ 446 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:34,983 ♪ What we believe ♪ 447 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,696 - You-Do you believe me? 448 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,156 What a fatwa. 449 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,866 Those people are all wrong. 450 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,697 You are the best infidel ever there. 451 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,163 Where do I come from, nothing good. 452 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,212 They live in their cave, knee high in camel droppings, 453 00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:54,588 cover their wives so they look like Pac-Man ghosts. 454 00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,007 - That's French for you 455 00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:57,665 - I love this country. 456 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,514 Live to America ! 457 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:08,100 Oh! I'll be back soon. 458 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,309 That hurts a lot. 459 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,020 - You will get used to it 460 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,017 Where is the bomb? 461 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,324 Always in the last place you saw 462 00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:19,398 Ow! 463 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,570 You were there. 464 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,824 Huh? 465 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,865 Your actual, literal base bastard. 466 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,210 No no no no, It wasn't a creaking bomb. 467 00:21:30,211 --> 00:21:32,036 Give me that bomb. 468 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,091 I have to save people I want to kill a minute ago. 469 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,127 Oh. Things I have to do. 470 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,219 Billy, see what I have for you 471 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,970 This is your favorite... 472 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,556 femur. 473 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,227 Come on, Bill! 474 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:57,729 Oh... 475 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,704 no! 476 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:07,411 Fuuuuuu - 477 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,964 Wow! Almost. 478 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,628 That's a pretty big button. 479 00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,178 > 480 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:31,349 - I'm sure this looks awesome from down there 481 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:35,145 - He really loves America. 482 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,856 - I really hope so 483 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:43,359 - America , I love you! 484 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,908 Still like it. 485 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:50,079 Love it a little less. 486 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,507 - I'm at Americaville General Hospital 487 00:23:00,508 --> 00:23:02,795 where the whole city is holding up caution 488 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,299 for someone they just met this morning... 490 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,847 Ah! 491 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,388 La He la la! 492 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,392 Burned 493 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,565 - Doctor, will he be okay? 494 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,686 - Well, he shows it there are no vital signs whatever 495 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,164 The technical term for that is "dead." 496 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,789 - Wow, that sounds serious. - Huh? 497 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,620 - He woke up. 498 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,211 My boyfriend woke up. 499 00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:38,834 - The blue wire won't hurt you 500 00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,085 The wire is red will make us die 501 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,838 - Shh. I thought he was trying to tell us something 502 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:48,927 - ♪ Bomb on the bus goes Bing, bang, boom ♪ 503 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,968 ♪ Bing, bang, boom ♪ 504 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,562 ♪ Bing, bang, boom, bing, bang, bang ♪ 505 00:23:53,563 --> 00:23:55,348 ♪ Bada, bada-bing, bing ♪ 506 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,560 Hey everyone! 507 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,395 Oh, the pain! 508 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:03,356 This made me say something was only sung in a terrorist camp. 509 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,899 - Well, that's what we 510 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,659 can most expect. From now on, I'm afraid. 511 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:10,485 - We have to leave it now. She needs a rest. 512 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,241 - Mother, I think you will need it someone to take 513 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,743 Where Claude in the parade. 514 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,414 Saya telah mengerjakan sesuatu. 515 00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:16,663 - Parade? 516 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,623 I can become in a real American parade 517 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,044 where people wait all night to get a good seat 518 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:22,502 to see other people walking? 519 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,963 Count me! 520 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,423 Sorry. 521 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,050 - Hmm. I thought you were dead 522 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,469 - This is a miracle. 523 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,179 - Aah! 524 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:36,770 I declare this hundred year parade begins! 525 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:44,480 A "J" 526 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,693 - Look what you did, Claude. 527 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,784 - You have been inspired by entire cities 528 00:24:48,785 --> 00:24:50,197 - Thank you. 529 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,448 I don't have < br /> to blow it up again, right? 530 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,200 - Congratulations, Claude. 531 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,830 In the words of Michelle Obama, 532 00:24:55,831 --> 00:24:57,868 "For the first time in my adulthood, 533 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,165 I am very proud of from my country. " 534 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,076 - Yes, we heard he said that. 535 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,964 That's when we recruited him. 536 00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:06,087 - He is a true American. 537 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,718 - Yes, and his hair is actually straight 538 00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:13,546 - Son, You are a true hero, 210% of Americans 539 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,434 - You people suck in math 540 00:25:15,435 --> 00:25:16,721 I like it. 541 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,850 - Claude, Dave Chester, CNN. 542 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,144 - CNN? I love you Quys. 543 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,645 You are the Border Book wired network 544 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,607 - Claude, You have just been here two days, 545 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:28,568 and you have been hit by a truck, thrown up, 546 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,948 rolled down the hill in a fiery trash... 547 00:25:30,949 --> 00:25:32,567 - And I've tried curly fries. 548 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,579 - So how do you like our country? 549 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,945 - Well, I'm in America, so I won't tell you how I feel. 550 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,540 I'll sing, just like that 30-year-old teenager 551 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:44,668 to the astonished Glee TV show. 552 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,879 I just hate-watch. 553 00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:50,924 ♪ When I was only four years ♪ 554 00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,175 ♪ Nothing was there I think it's bigger ♪ 555 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:55,887 ♪ Than to change this nation You call home ♪ 556 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,098 ♪ Into a giant smoking crater ♪ 557 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,185 ♪ But like Miley Cyrus and her bong ♪ 558 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,856 ♪ Or Brett Favre texting all night ♪ 559 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,605 ♪ Or Mitt Romney is terrible singing along 560 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,568 - ♪ Jimmy cracks corn, and I don't care ♪ 561 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,319 - ♪ I'm wrong, I'm wrong I'm wrong ♪ 562 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,241 ♪ I'm wrong, I don't see the buzz ♪ 563 00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:16,030 ♪ Yes, I'm wrong, Call Obama ♪ 564 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,623 ♪ And unconscious and half dead ♪ 565 00:26:17,624 --> 00:26:19,118 ♪ I wrote this song ♪ 566 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,710 ♪ You are enough people it's easy to fool ♪ 567 00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:22,575 ♪ But your heart that place belongs to ♪ 568 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,751 ♪ I don't know why I can't deny that I'm wrong ♪ 569 00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:27,000 ♪ Running water, Girls Gone Wild ♪ 570 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,050 ♪ There are no bombs tied to each child ♪ 571 00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:31,046 - Ah! - ♪ I found me disappointed ♪ 572 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,968 - Americaw! - Yes, what did he say 573 00:26:32,969 --> 00:26:34,757 ♪ So a lot of food you throw ♪ 574 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,680 ♪ So many TVs filled with gays ♪ 575 00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:39,389 ♪ I love you, Project Runway, so I cancel my fatwa ♪ 576 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,140 ♪ Because I'm wrong ♪ 577 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,772 - ♪ Oh, he's wrong ♪ 578 00:26:42,773 --> 00:26:44,348 > - ♪ Yes, I'm wrong ♪ 579 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,773 - ♪ So it's very wrong ♪ 580 00:26:45,774 --> 00:26:47,147 - ♪ About America, I say that I am- ♪ 581 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,568 All: ♪ wrong, wrong, wrong ♪ 582 00:26:48,569 --> 00:26:50,186 - ♪ When I see on your face ♪ 583 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:53,111 ♪ Be them Wilson, Berg, /> or Chong ♪ 584 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,622 ♪ I have to admit that I am a twit, and I'm wrong ♪ 585 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,618 ♪ Oh, I'll miss my friend snipers ♪ 586 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:01,749 ♪ And I'm a flea infestation ♪ 587 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,205 ♪ Have an early grave ♪ 588 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,786 ♪ But even though you are filled with sin ♪ 589 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,422 ♪ Like Blind Side, You all take me to ♪ 590 00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:13,590 ♪ Strangers who don't have skin ♪ 591 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,966 - Ah. 592 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,177 - Stay away from him! He's mine! 593 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:20,428 - ♪ I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong ♪ 594 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:21,971 ♪ Yes, you're dim and rather simple ♪ 595 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,771 ♪ And don't use it a thong ♪ 596 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,938 ♪ But it's obvious I'll stay here ♪ 597 00:27:25,939 --> 00:27:29,146 ♪ Because I'm wrong, wrong, wrong ♪ 598 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,938 ♪ Yes, it's clear I'll stay here ♪ 599 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,902 ♪ Where I belong ♪ 600 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:37,781 - All right, you can do it once just this 601 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,492 - Americaw! 602 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:50,495 A "J" 603 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,554 Good night, Ginny. - Good night, Claude. 604 00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:02,060 - Good night, Wayne. - Good night, Claude. 605 00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,726 - Good night, Cassidy. - Good night, Claude. 606 00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:07,475 - Good evening, Kevin.
- Good night, Claude. 607 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:10,268 - Good night, Kevin creepy, puppies with dead eyes 608 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:11,648 - Close "ut"! 609 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:15,529 - Good. Good night, America. 610 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,160 - Chet, you will fall This thing! 611 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,041 - We're late, > thank you 612 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,713 Will you be fast? 613 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,302 - I'm sorry My flops explode. 614 00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:39,089 - Well, you will be left behind. 615 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:42,887 I want to make sure Claude sees me comforting her. 616 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,018 Hey, over there, Carl. Nice view, huh? 617 00:28:45,019 --> 00:28:46,345 - Yes, right. 618 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,559 - So, uh... 619 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,890 Every room there for - 620 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,353 - No. No, Chet, not really. 621 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,901 I've been waiting here all morning 622 00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:53,647 - Listen, can you help a friend out 623 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,939 - I can help you, but then you will 624 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,611 625 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,489 626 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,119 - God hang it 627 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,577 - Hey, uh, boss, check it out. 628 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,458 629 00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:09,996 It has a double quad carbohydrate like a genuine muscle car, 630 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,668 but I designed it to sit on the chassis 631 00:29:11,669 --> 00:29:13,837 of our existing middle size, 632 00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:15,916 so you will only have to make some tweaks 633 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,421 on the assembly line to - Yeah, yes, it's up to 634 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,923 - Sure, but maybe also can you see - 635 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,554 - I will definitely think about that, Wayne. 636 00:29:20,555 --> 00:29:23,221 Can we Photoshop Claude? with the CEO, do you think? 637 00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:24,810 - I think - Yeah, great, great 638 00:29:24,811 --> 00:29:27,175 I have to pee 639 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:30,481 - Good afternoon everyone. I am Mayor Stan McEwen. 640 00:29:30,482 --> 00:29:32,348 I'm not sure what we are in store for today, 641 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,522 But I know this will be special. 642 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,191 It is my honor 643 00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:38,782 to present the chairman from my election campaign again, 644 00:29:38,783 --> 00:29:40,568 Mrs. Ginny Wilson. 645 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,739 Hello everything. 646 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,619 I know you're waiting for the main event, 647 00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:46,947 so I'll just read from the words prepared this 648 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,037 written by our special guest. 649 00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:52,707 "Good afternoon, I am loved by new American devils." 650 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,458 - Friends! Friends! 651 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,879 - sorry Wha-it -it says "devil" here. 652 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,508 - That is typo and not the Freudian slip 653 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,549 reflects something I used to believe 654 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,640 with every fiber of my being. Bad guys 655 00:30:05,641 --> 00:30:07,428 - "I hope you will appreciate 656 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,311 a pleasant surprise I hate you." 657 00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:10,638 Have. 658 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,193 - "And I hope it will kill you 659 00:30:12,194 --> 00:30:13,976 - Thrill. More typos 660 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,855 Stupid AutoCorrect 661 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:18,436 Am I correct? 662 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,859 Maybe we should skip. 663 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,360 - Right, right. 664 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,571 Well, obviously I don't < br /> very well in this case, 665 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,492 so let me submit the program 666 00:30:25,493 --> 00:30:27,581 for reasons we are all here today, 667 00:30:27,582 --> 00:30:30,076 New Americaville sons, 668 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,999 Your friends and me, Claude! 669 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:46,546 A "J" 670 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,610 - Thank you! You are too kind. 671 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:05,822 Good. 672 00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,240 If I can have - 673 00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:10,201 Thank you. Really, this is too much. 674 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,872 Thank you . If it's Silent! 675 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,878 I already have time to reflect 676 00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:20,877 about an extraordinary person in this beautiful city 677 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,506 in this beautiful country means to me. 678 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,047 And today I, Claude, from France, 679 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,301 want to pay you back to hospitality 680 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,637 You have shown me, 681 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,768 to thank not only Wilson's family 682 00:31:31,769 --> 00:31:33,765 Give them a hand. 683 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,727 They are there. 684 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:38,646 Very good. 685 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:41,816 Cassidy, please, don't addict me 686 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,817 Choose one of the many idiot boys in this city 687 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:47,070 And, Kevin, I like you. I really do. 688 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,990 Put the stupid doll. 689 00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:52,661 You will never get a daughter as long as you have it. 690 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,579 However, I'm very grateful for all of you 691 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,420 I have decided to give you a gift, 692 00:31:59,421 --> 00:32:02,708 is the same as the Americans gave the Liberti statue 693 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,631 by my country France- 694 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,882 France is the place lam from and there's nowhere else 695 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:10,094 Here it is! 696 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,845 - Hey, that's fair Big Rock Rock 697 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,678 Hmm. - Yes... 698 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:17,560 But thanks to my talent in explosives, 699 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,231 the talent I learned < br /> together with others 700 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:23,399 French school children in France, my birthplace, 701 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400 I'm here for you... 702 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:29,242 Mount of America Foreverberg! 703 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:36,287 This is your fourth biggest American icon - 704 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,207 billionaire wig model 705 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:42,126 > Donald Trump... 706 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:45,587 Professional male haters Taylor Swift... 707 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:50,089 Strange strange, youthful Tom Cruise... 708 00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:52,764 and drug lord Lance Armstrong! 709 00:32:52,765 --> 00:32:55,723 - I got the one who craved to salute me full. 710 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,234 - Oh. So you still get that? 711 00:32:58,235 --> 00:32:59,686 - Tom Cruise starred in in one of my favorite films, 712 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:01,896 Jerry Maguire. 713 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:05,817 I fogged when Renee Zellweger
dump him 714 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,736 - Thanks for the spoiler, asshole. I haven't seen it yet. 715 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,447 We love you! 716 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,492 - The way to go. < br /> - you are the best, achmed 717 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,996 I'm sure I can say safely, without fear being 718 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,417 ironically opposed, that there isn't, 719 00:33:20,418 --> 00:33:23,536 I don't mean anything, Can damage this golden moment. 720 00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:26,754 - Hello, Achmed 721 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,005 - Holy nonsense 722 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:34,048 - United States of America, My name is Hassan al-Hassan. 723 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,894 - Hey, there are terrorists. 724 00:33:35,895 --> 00:33:37,179 - Good to go, Chet. 725 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,932 Just because he has an Arabic name, 726 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,024 he automatically becomes a terrorist. 727 00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:42,645 - I am a terrorist 728 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:46,024 - Welcome to America. 729 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,484 - This person is a traitor! 730 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:52,945 Achmed's name is not Claude. Achmed's name is Achmed. 731 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,068 - This is it? 732 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,201 - And he is a terrorist. - He is? 733 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,202 - And he is a skeleton. 734 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,580 - He is? 735 00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:02,665 - Kembali re-to n? - Saya? 736 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,376 - Yeah, but if the name is what is Achmed, then where's Claude? 737 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,511 A "J" 738 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,637 - What did he say right? 739 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,468 - No! Good... 740 00:34:18,474 --> 00:34:22,018 No, no, no, I'm not a terrorist. I'm a good person 741 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:25,146 You know, I'm actually , my production-number 742 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,437 Remember my song? 743 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,069 Everything you know about me 744 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:30,687 says I'm a great person and a true American. 745 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:34,781 - Everything except this! 746 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,282 I found this in his room. 747 00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,294 All the plans to blow us up are here... 748 00:34:39,295 --> 00:34:43,036 and some pictures strangely riding a flying horse? 749 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,090 - That is a superhero character I am working on - 750 00:34:46,091 --> 00:34:47,915 Turban Cowboy . 751 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,629 This is turban time. 752 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,880 Well, now I hear it come out loud... 753 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,053 Come on, friends. 754 00:34:57,054 --> 00:34:58,763 This is America, where if you are white, 755 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,604 you can get away with anything. 756 00:35:00,605 --> 00:35:03,389 And nobody's whiter than me 757 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:06,607 - I know him. In my heart, that's not true. 758 00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,565 - crazy - How with my re-election? 759 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,736 - I thought he might be a terrorist 760 00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,525 - Please, I beg you. Listen to me. 761 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,950 - Is any of us what we really looked at? 762 00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:18,619 - Dad, maybe so a terrorist 763 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:20,617 - If you just want to listen 764 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,208 Shut up! I killed you! 765 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:32,461 Is that a true terrorist? can say 766 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,842 - I think we should call < br /> police. 767 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,803 - No need. I'm a representative. 768 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,144 - You bought it in the toy store 769 00:35:40,145 --> 00:35:41,849 - I didn't buy this not in the toy store 770 00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:44,851 I won a lottery in the church. 771 00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:47,812 Say your prayers, head bones. 772 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,528 - This is FBI agent Jack Bauer. 773 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:57,820 All: Ooh! 774 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,574 - Not from TV. 775 00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:01,784 All: Ah! 776 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,245 - This is my real name It's quite normal. 777 00:36:04,246 --> 00:36:07,165 I get this all the time. Relax. 778 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:11,796 You have 24 seconds to give up , from now on 779 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,841 - Oh no, I'm too pretty to be jailed. 780 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,551 - Yes, you. 781 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,178 - Injured, before leaving, 782 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,179 someone wants to say something. 783 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,600 You are a "father"! You must be "de" ashamed. 784 00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,901 - The toy is owned with human spirit! 785 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:34,275 - Tulang kaki, jangan sampai gagal sekarang! 786 00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:37,146 - Stop it, Chet. You will hurt someone 787 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:41,115 - Freedom is not free, Ev. 788 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,906 Not so fast! 789 00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:45,950 I have Mexican, and I'm not afraid to use it. 790 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,924 - I'm not "that". My name is Carlos. 791 00:36:47,925 --> 00:36:49,535 - This isn't about you 792 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,381 > 793 00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,218 Anyone moves, and I blow it. 794 00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,389 With a leaf blower. 795 00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,055 I can't believe you all go there 796 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,886 I am very disappointed 797 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:16,400 Ah, screw it 798 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,944 Goodbye, Americaville. 799 00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:19,395 - Hello, traitor 800 00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:28,905 Hassan! 801 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,043 - This is the fifth day "America Made to Look Stupid." 802 00:37:32,044 --> 00:37:35,461 The small town of Americaville deals with revelation 803 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,755 that they have saved < >> known Achmed terrorists 804 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,506 The reaction to this story has come 805 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,508 from across the political spectrum, 806 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,389 with Democrats and Republicans 807 00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:45,927 finally found common ground for something 808 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:49,641 Americaville, now known as Terrorist Town, USA, 809 00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:53,396 is the worst city in the entire United States. 810 00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:54,897 - This is the city of pinheads, 811 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,357 and the biggest pinheads of all 812 00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,278 are families who harbor terrorists. 813 00:37:58,279 --> 00:37:59,947 And they are the subject from my new book, 814 00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:01,445 Killing Wilsons. 815 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,406 - America is a country law and legal process, 816 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,738 But in the Wilsons case, 817 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,872 > 818 00:38:07,873 --> 00:38:09,495 a drone attack is too good for them 819 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,376 - are we even sure 820 00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,586 that Mr. Wilson is the father of this terrorist? 821 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:19,167 - U.S. Motors Motors, 822 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:22,132 where terrorists are illegitimate Wayne Wilson has worked, 823 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,890 today announced that, as a gesture of apology, 824 00:38:24,891 --> 00:38:26,806 they will close their Americaville factory, 825 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,465 destroy it, burn debris, 826 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,979 lock the ash in a concrete vault, 827 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:32,305 and bury the closet iron under Giants Stadium. 828 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:34,899 - Do you mind if we turn it off? 829 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,396 - sorry We are under orders > to make you watch it 830 00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:39,778 and keep TiVo-ing back to the beginning 831 00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:42,026 - And they are the subject of my new book, 832 00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:46,699 Kill Wilsons. 833 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,450 - So that's your testimony 834 00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,712 You don't know this person terrorist or framework? 835 00:38:51,713 --> 00:38:53,365 - No, we just like it. 836 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,963 p> 837 00:38:54,964 --> 00:38:56,667 - Thank you. 838 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,878 Maybe we can go back to some of the versions of our lives and - 839 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,299 - No, Mom, you don't understand 840 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,417 I said we were finished here 841 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,599 - This is not American I grew up in. 842 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,265 - I advise you to be quiet. 843 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,266 Whatever you say can be used against you at trial 844 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,644 Oh, there will be no trial. 845 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,225 Eh, don't worry, then. We start . 846 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,484 J "J" 847 00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:25,355 - My friend, today your new life begins, 848 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:29,450 only on the other side This tunnel is America 849 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:33,537 and your New House... Depot parking lot. 850 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,038 & apos; Yes! 851 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,500 Oh, finally we get out of that wretched place 852 00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,960 dan pergi dari orang-orang yang mengerikan itu. 853 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:44,301 But you have fun. Tap yourself 854 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,970 A "J" 855 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:53,140 - I can't believe Wilsons just handed me 856 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,141 after all we mean to each other. 857 00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,522 I broke bread with them. 858 00:39:56,523 --> 00:39:58,649 I put a bomb in their guest room 859 00:39:58,650 --> 00:40:00,817 p> 860 00:40:00,818 --> 00:40:03,275 - How can you let yourself? be brainwashed 861 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,896 by those who disbelieve, After we spend so much time 862 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,738 Washing your brain to hate them? 863 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,618 - I think I can only be washed 864 00:40:09,619 --> 00:40:12,785 - Soon this will all end, 865 00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:15,616 and the decadent country only will be bitter memories. 866 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,915 Two tickets for the Third World, please, first class 867 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,626 - May Wilsons rot in hell! 868 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:22,497 Wait. What is this? 869 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,133 - We see who escaped terrorist accomplices 870 00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:26,432 taken to prison 871 00:40:26,433 --> 00:40:28,675 - Terrorists lovers, go home! 872 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,007 Return to another country! 873 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,642 - They are not my accomplice. 874 00:40:32,643 --> 00:40:35,224 I am the mastermind of this failure 875 00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:36,885 - If I can say one thing... 876 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,478 Claude, Achmed, wherever you are, 877 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,689 if you can hear I... - I can! 878 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:44,358 - We know you're really a good kid, 879 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,739 and we hope you are fine 880 00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:52,116 What? 881 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,367 - Wilsons is put onto the prison bus and... 882 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:59,874 goooooooooal! 883 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,585 - I can't let The Wilsons became the first innocent person 884 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,795 pernah salah dipenjara di Amerika. 885 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,296 Hassan, you have to take me back there to help them 886 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:08,879 - You're crazy. 887 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,593 I won't pay more attention shouts 888 00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:12,470 of buffalo buffalo. 889 00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:15,097 - Oh, yes, how is your wife? 890 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:18,476 Zing, boom! American lay-down humor. 891 00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:21,057 - For that, I have to kill until you die 892 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,569 But he's fine. He loses some weight. 893 00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:25,315 He's more cows compared to buffalo. 894 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,357 Anyway, it makes sense! 895 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,950 Why do you want to go back? to a country full of demons? 896 00:41:30,951 --> 00:41:33,067 - All right, I'll tell you. 897 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,914 I want you to imagine a place where everything is the same 898 00:41:35,915 --> 00:41:39,330 and all are welcome, no matter where you come from 899 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:42,541 or who is your father or how much land do you have. 900 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,840 This is a place dedicated to pursue happiness, 901 00:41:45,841 --> 00:41:49,297 where all the good things in this life spread before you. 902 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:53,259 And your right to take it as much as your heart wants. 903 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:58,681 This place, my friend, is called HomeBound Buffet. 904 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,443 And America is filled with them. 905 00:42:00,444 --> 00:42:03,354 Machines weaving 906 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:07,775 - These people- they all seem very happy 907 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:10,945 - That's an unlimited buffet whether for a nation 908 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,236 - unlimited 909 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,819 Surely there are some restrictions 910 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,116 - no 911 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,447 - All right, they serve dinner, yes, 912 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,663 but it's certainly not a desert. 913 00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:25,042 - A frozen-yogurt bar without foundation with all kinds of toppings - 914 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,003 Oreo, Snickers, Cap & nos; n Crunch. 915 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,344 - Don't say Butterfingers. Don't say Butterfingers. 916 00:42:30,345 --> 00:42:32,216 - Butterfingers. 917 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:35,177 I have to go there right away. 918 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,305 Let me in! 919 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:42,434 I have to go to... Route 75 , America, 920 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,645 in West Town Country Mall at once. 921 00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:47,266 - No! We have to save the first Wilsons. 922 00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:49,900 - Just a little pacing? - Good. 923 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:53,654 A standard portion of fro-yo, no more than two toppings. 924 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,655 - Ooh , yay! 925 00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:56,775 - Let's enter 926 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,075 Hey you. 927 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,366 Get out of there. 928 00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:01,248 - holy nonsense This is po-po. 929 00:43:01,249 --> 00:43:04,076 That's a funny name they have police in America. 930 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,499 - I like it. 931 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,210 - I said leave here Prohibited from entering! 932 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,211 - But we have to save our friend. 933 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,343 The FBI thinks they are terrorists, 934 00:43:12,344 --> 00:43:13,840 But it didn't. 935 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:16,218 We... 936 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,804 what bad guys will say 937 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:21,385 at the scene From our new Broadway musical, 938 00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:23,684 Les Mis Arabs. 939 00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:24,975 Uh, must go! 940 00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:27,228 - Terrorists! After them! 941 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,820 - Achmed, I'm very sorry What are we doing now? 942 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,493 - We do what Americans do. 943 00:43:38,494 --> 00:43:40,117 - eat? - No. 944 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,748 What do Americans do? when they run out of options. 945 00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,455 - Throwing the Salam of Mary pass? 946 00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:46,206 - Close. They pray. 947 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,457 - But we pray all the time, like, 38 times a day 948 00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:52,091 - No, no, we have to pray like Americans 949 00:43:52,092 --> 00:43:53,668 - How is that? 950 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,053 - They ask for something like victory exercise, 951 00:43:56,054 --> 00:43:59,051 not pregnant, and celebrity breasts. 952 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:01,639 - What do we pray for - side breasts? 953 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,270 - No. A miracle. 954 00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:11,857 A "J" 955 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:13,984 Aah! 956 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,275 - Side breasts. 957 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:17,238 Aah! Aah! 958 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,615 This is an American. 959 00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:23,157 - Yes, bald eagle, great American symbol, 960 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,541 who is the second choice after turkey, 961 00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:27,998 take us to america 962 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:31,379 This is turban time ! 963 00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:42,141 J "J" 964 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,459 - We have direct team coverage from the bus convoy 965 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,877 because it slowly makes its way down the main road 966 00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:14,706 from Americaville and to Guantanamo. 967 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:17,172 Let's go now stay to our Madison Ashford, 968 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,803 who is embedded
with the terrorist family 969 00:45:18,804 --> 00:45:20,718 and their kidnappers 970 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,889 - Dave, I'm here with terrorist sympathizers. 971 00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:26,928 - We only gave him a house. 972 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,562 - claiming terrorist sympathizers 973 00:45:28,563 --> 00:45:30,900 as they headed for them imprisonment well. 974 00:45:30,901 --> 00:45:34,725 - There is no place like home 975 00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:36,942 - Other tubers have hit the bus 976 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,278 That's why I wear body armor. 977 00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:41,238 - There is my Scout leader 978 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,575 and my citizenship teacher. 979 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,576 - Well, who throws everything? 980 00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:48,408 - Father O & Apos; Malley and Rabbi Weisman 981 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,503 are holding a slingshot for you Abdullah 982 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:57,340 - Well, at least we helped bring several people together. 983 00:45:57,341 --> 00:46:00,507 - Wilsons, if there is hell, you will do it. 984 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,008 - Hey, when this is over, 985 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:04,850 You want to walk to a bar? 986 00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:09,975 J "J" 987 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,895 - Oh. 988 00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,976 p> 989 00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:21,357 Oh! 990 00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:23,532 I think America will go means death to me. 991 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,789 - Funny. That could be the title of your memoirs 992 00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:31,036 - That a little too on the nose for me 993 00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:33,829 I will ask Wilsons what they think about it 994 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:36,293 - the Wilsons! We have to save them 995 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,128 Hassan, we have to go now, 996 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:41,339 but secretly to avoid detection. 997 00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:45,972 - How is your meal, gentlemen? 998 00:46:45,973 --> 00:46:47,810 - Oh, that's perfect, so delicious. 999 00:46:47,811 --> 00:46:49,426 But we have to go now. 1000 00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:50,732 - We bring out a new trough 1001 00:46:50,733 --> 00:46:52,015 Butterfinger pieces. 1002 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,268 - How fattening you are. Thank you. 1003 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:57,770 - Are they just destroyed? - You bet yes 1004 00:46:57,774 --> 00:47:00,194 - Just as we want to gorge ourselves into an early grave, 1005 00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:02,203 we really have to go... now! 1006 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,115 Charlie Sheen. 1007 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,866 Bush. - Is something wrong? 1008 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:11,158 > 1009 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,662 - Oh no, it's all cool. 1010 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,333 What's wrong? 1011 00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:16,211 We've We have a ridiculously big dinner, 1012 00:47:16,212 --> 00:47:18,919 burp and fart to fill our hearts, 1013 00:47:21,965 --> 00:47:23,795 and now we go, just like other Americans - 1014 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,679 I look so young in photos that. 1015 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,849 Holy crap 1016 00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,730 All right, it looks like like you have us 1017 00:47:33,731 --> 00:47:36,596 Oh look, they put it out more bread pizza 1018 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,546 Everyone: Ooh! - go! Come on let's go! 1019 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:05,297 More sprinkles. 1020 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:24,691 Oh, and some Fresh bread. 1021 00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:26,278 - Wow. This country throws out so many cars 1022 00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:27,905 It's fantastic 1023 00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:29,446 This isn't good. 1024 00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:32,199 The Wilsons need me, and I have disappointed them. 1025 00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,911 At least I can do, if we don't succeed , 1026 00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:37,831 is writing a note cleaning them up 1027 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,249 Can you? 1028 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,750 Hassan, how are you doing building something? 1029 00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:43,841 - not as good as like blowing something. 1030 00:48:43,842 --> 00:48:45,418 - That will happen To replace. 1031 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,884 Take that welding bullshit and come along with me 1032 00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:52,005 - What are we building? - You will see! 1033 00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:02,610 - This hurts my wrist. 1034 00:49:02,611 --> 00:49:05,984 - Sorry, ma'am /> I am under the command 1035 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:09,105 Alright. 1036 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,822 - You can do it? 1037 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,741 - This is very classified. 1038 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,701 - so you 1039 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,042 - I'm not sure you know what the word means, 1040 00:49:17,043 --> 00:49:18,868 but thank you. 1041 00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:25,129 - Ooh, Chris Matthews went to get moist all this time. 1042 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:29,633 - Honey, isn't this the best birthday present, 1043 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,969 see neighbors we went to jail? 1044 00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,720 - nice jewelry 1045 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,681 - Hey, what song Should I play now? 1046 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:39,016 What about America, Eff Yeah, 1047 00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:40,848 from the Team America movie? 1048 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,854 - The song is ironic, Chet. 1049 00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:45,475 - It's not ironic if you don't get a joke 1050 00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:50,108 "Ow! 1051 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,822 It's better to be free from the cage. 1052 00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:54,993 - Biting my justice, you eat the food is gone! 1053 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,326 - Now, I know things look bad, 1054 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,119 but we can't just give up. 1055 00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,915 We have to keep hope 1056 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,916 it's something or someone can save us 1057 00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,919 - Right, children. 1058 00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,921 We should hope for something better 1059 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,882 because that's what we do. 1060 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:14,052 I don't know who will help us. It could be strangers. 1061 00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:16,013 It could be someone who hasn't been born yet. 1062 00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:17,723 Could be - 1063 00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:19,182 Pigeon skull! 1064 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,767 - Is that a superhero? 1065 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,308 - No, this is a burning skull! Weaving machines 1066 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:30,652 - Greetings, infidels! 1067 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,362 - This is Claude. 1068 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,993 - my name is achmed 1069 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:50,088 - Girl's car! 1070 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,839 Substitute Wiener! 1071 00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:54,762 - Ah, hell, no 1072 00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:59,138 > - Leave him alone, Chet! 1073 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,019 You are wrong with America! 1074 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:03,347 - No! You are wrong with America! 1075 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:04,644 Americaw! 1076 00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:08,685 - Gentlemen, You are both right! 1077 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:11,151 - Hey, what- Get out of the way! 1078 00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,444 - I hate you, Chet! 1079 00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:13,735 - Damn- - I always hate you! 1080 00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:15,028 - Car Turd! 1081 00:51:15,031 --> 00:51:18,031 - HEY - 1082 00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:19,451 Oh. Sorry . 1083 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,744 - Don't worry. 1084 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,785 We have Obamacare. 1085 00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:27,084 Hello, Wilsons! I love you! 1086 00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,535 - Whoa! 1087 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,421 - Even you, you are a little backstabber! 1088 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,298 - thank you, achmed 1089 00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:36,299 - I still say he's a bad person! p> 1090 00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:39,012 - Someone has practiced! 1091 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:40,683 - thank you 1092 00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:48,686 - Pantyhose Great Hoover. What's the matter? 1093 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,939 - I changed myself I entered 1094 00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,322 - He changed himself into a bomb 1095 00:51:52,323 --> 00:51:54,778 - I thought he said, "Turn yourself up." 1096 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,819 - When did you pass from Quantico? 1097 00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:58,115 Get ready to shoot. 1098 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:01,076 - What is the way? 1099 00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:02,867 - Lebih baik, lebih buruk lagi. 1100 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,120 - don't shoot Please, listen to him. 1101 00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:09,876 - Women and men and big dangerous weapons, 1102 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:12,667 I go back to tell you /> that these amazing people, 1103 00:52:12,672 --> 00:52:16,591 Wilsons, don't deserve to be taken to prison 1104 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,718 I do 1105 00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,638 - Wait, wait, wait. Why are we all just gasping? 1106 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,269 We know he has to be jailed. 1107 00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,556 - I don't know 1108 00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:26,268 I feel a little stupid 1109 00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:28,059 > about that now 1110 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,942 - It's true that I came here 1111 00:52:29,943 --> 00:52:31,769 with the intention of doing you hurt, 1112 00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:34,403 but it's over. 1113 00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:36,822 > 1114 00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:39,156 And Wilsons doesn't have anything to do with it 1115 00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:41,157 because they are worthy, good people, 1116 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:43,199 - Accepted. 1117 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:47,122 - Only Wilsons crime is seeing the best in me, 1118 00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:51,001 and the only evil I don't see is the best in inside... 1119 00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:54,009 and plan to explode entire cities, yada, yada 1120 00:52:54,010 --> 00:52:55,915 - If I can say a word or two words. 1121 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,842 - Of course, sir. Where did the shots kill me, people? 1122 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,218 - I didn't see them. 1123 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:02,509 Oh wait. 1124 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,556 That's better. We are clear 1125 00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:06,427 Subjects are in the target zone. 1126 00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,351 - On my orders, in three... 1127 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:09,772 - I want to say a few words 1128 00:53:09,773 --> 00:53:12,439 p> 1129 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,940 about this amazing young man. 1130 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,484 - Hey, anyone who is playing with the laser pen out there 1131 00:53:16,485 --> 00:53:18,025 must really stop 1132 00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,319 You can release the retina. 1133 00:53:19,322 --> 00:53:20,906 - .. Two, one, f - 1134 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,197 - Sniper team, back! 1135 00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,784 - What- Who is that? 1136 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,575 - I said back! 1137 00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:28,705 That's a direct order! 1138 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,456 This is General Charles McCarthy 1139 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,338 from the United States Joint Command, 1140 00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:35,705 and I ordered you to retreat now 1141 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,130 That's better. 1142 00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:39,799 - This is a miracle. - Type. 1143 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,890 - Now throw a weapon You in the drainage ditch. 1144 00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:47,599 And let Mr. Wilson spoke. 1145 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,559 - Thank you, General McCarthy. 1146 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,810 And thank you, son. 1147 00:53:58,611 --> 00:54:00,820 - Why didn't they shoot him? He was on there. 1148 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,571 - He surrendered peacefully. 1149 00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,241 - Not in my America. 1150 00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,912 - Well, honey, this isn't true. 1151 00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:09,410 - Why can't you support my hobby more? 1152 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,415 - Itu tidak baik. 1153 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,090 I can see the cave from here. 1154 00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:23,009 - Au revoir, You're fried in French head. 1155 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:26,220 - Now, Chet! - Don't "now , Chet "me. 1156 00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:28,515 He gets what is right for him. 1157 00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:30,766 You do good things, and you will be rewarded. 1158 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,937 do bad things, and it's just la bye-bye. 1159 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:36,564 Hiya, Chet. 1160 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,275 - Save me, Sean Hannity! 1161 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:45,365 - No! My fuel-saving hybrids! 1162 00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:47,026 - My lower body 1163 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:59,169 A "J" 1164 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:01,421 - Anyway, you said 1165 00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:04,634 p> 1166 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:08,135 - How can you still live? - I think I know 1167 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,639 Because of the American dream the burns inside him 1168 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,225 - Actually, It's a piece of shrapnel. 1169 00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:14,806 But I feel you. 1170 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,650 Yes, I admit now. He is just a talking frame. 1171 00:55:17,651 --> 00:55:19,978 Without intending to offend. - Please. We pass that. 1173 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,822 because he believes America we all believe, 1174 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,867 where you can make a new beginning 1175 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,747 no matter where you come from, 1176 00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:32,825 where you can arrive in this country 1177 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,830 without even a dollar in your pocket, 1178 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,420 change your name, and make a new life. 1179 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:40,128 It happened to someone You may have heard, 1180 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:43,669 someone named Miss Shania Twain. 1181 00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:47,594 - She is not an American? - Canada < /p> 1182 00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:49,554 No. 1183 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,635 - Who is Shania Twain? 1184 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,890 Second: I love Shania Twain. 1185 00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:55,769 You do 1186 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:59,856 - So, to quote one Shania Twain's biggest hit - 1187 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,397 - Humans! I feel like a girl!? 1188 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,690 - No. 1189 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,361 Let's find a new spirit 1190 00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:06,654 cooperation and forgiveness. 1191 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,155 - That doesn't impress me? 1192 00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:10,077 - That's not it. I'm heading there. 1193 00:56:10,078 --> 00:56:12,076 Let's put our hearts together and - 1194 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,868 - Well, that's two of his biggest hits 1195 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,161 according to Billboard's country-western charts - 1196 00:56:15,164 --> 00:56:17,499 - Shut up ! You said 1197 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,876 - Let's make a new Americaville 1198 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:25,006 and America just from now on! 1199 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:27,507 Everyone: Ah! 1200 00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:30,350 p> 1201 00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:36,481 - Okay, that's too big 1202 00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:45,318 - Come here. 1203 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:48,319 A "J" 1204 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,241 - I don't think there is anyone
for me to hug. 1205 00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:52,826 - Is this your little fool? annoying dog? 1206 00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:54,827 - Billy! - Billy? 1207 00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:56,329 My name is Claude. 1208 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,957 - Not stupid, The name of the dog is Bill. 1209 00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,878 - You're an American giving your dog the name of a person? 1210 00:57:01,879 --> 00:57:04,257 You were dimwitted because you were boring 1211 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,426 I thought I had just been shot with an arrow 1212 00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:11,797 - Uh, you can all go home. Sorry about that 1213 00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,179 - It's okay. 1214 00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,180 And Achmed is free to go too, right? 1215 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,474 - Uh... 1216 00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,555 - No, I'm a villain. 1217 00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:20,981 I don't think there is a Shania Twain song 1218 00:57:20,982 --> 00:57:23,568 to help me escape by paying my debt for the community 1219 00:57:23,569 --> 00:57:26,106 - Nobody needs to know is right. 1220 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,650 - Loom 1221 00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,452 - How do you like it? This President! 1222 00:57:31,453 --> 00:57:32,869 - From the United States? 1223 00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:35,737 - Iya nih, Amerika Serikat Motor Company! 1224 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:40,498 - Eh, Mr. Ach-med, 1225 00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:42,879 I just spoke to the Attorney General, 1226 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,544 and based on my offer 1227 00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:47,255 for personal guarantee your rejection of terrorism 1228 00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:48,876 and the fact that you have never performed 1229 00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:50,467 anything that is damaging... 1230 00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:52,218 - That's right . He blows. 1231 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,389 - our government is ready to give you full, 1232 00:57:54,390 --> 00:57:56,308 complete, and unconditional forgiveness. 1233 00:57:56,309 --> 00:57:58,177 - Yay! 1234 00:57:58,184 --> 00:58:00,685 - With one condition. - Boo! 1235 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,356 - That you shared with me plan for that amazing car 1236 00:58:03,357 --> 00:58:05,064 that you just visited here today. 1237 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:07,525 - My car? 1238 00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:10,316 - Yes, you're done which seems impossible 1239 00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:12,951 p> 1240 00:58:12,952 --> 00:58:16,238 in America Americans actually want to buy. 1241 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:18,369 - This is a bad trip. 1242 00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:20,620 - That's an agreement. All: Yay! 1243 00:58:20,623 --> 00:58:22,290 - With one condition. 1244 00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:23,750 All: Boo! 1245 00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:26,001 - No, no, this is a good condition. 1246 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,712 All: Yay!
- Yay? 1247 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,923 - condition You give credit 1248 00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:33,927 for real men Design this car, Wayne Wilson. 1249 00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:35,637 - I think that looks familiar. 1250 00:58:35,638 --> 00:58:37,138 - It must be. 1251 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,519 Hassan and I build it based on your drawing 1252 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,476 The skull that lights up is me . 1253 00:58:41,477 --> 00:58:44,607 - Hey, everyone, Carl and I are opening a bed and breakfast. 1254 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:45,975 Sorry, Ev. 1255 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:47,819 - Well, I asked - When will you leave 1256 00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:49,356 finally for yourself. 1257 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,985 Go happy. 1258 00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:53,655 Leave me and Stan a beach house in Roanoke. 1259 00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:55,656 - Stan? - Goodbye! 1260 00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:58,576 I am a terrible mayor. 1261 00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:01,287 I am a terrible mayor. 1262 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,078 p> 1263 00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:04,832 - this is the country you want to stay in 1264 00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,961 - Nothing is better 1265 00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:12,131 - Then maybe you can a reference 1266 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,551 p> 1267 00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,552 for my job application? 1268 00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:20,265 - Former terrorist logs, love date 8/3/13 1269 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:24,266 I am now a citizen of Americaville. 1270 00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:26,110 This is a good life. 1271 00:59:26,111 --> 00:59:28,895 Wayne and Ginny have found their true calls 1272 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,239 Children have fun. 1273 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,905 1274 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:42,077 Yes, all in all, It's been a great year, 1275 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,499 and the next one would be even better 1276 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,377 Good night, Wayne. - Good night, Achmed. 1277 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:52,168 - Good night, Ginny. - Good night, Achmed. 1278 00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:54,132 - Good night, Cassidy. Good night, Kevin. 1279 00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:55,553 Good night, Jeff is small. 1280 00:59:55,554 --> 00:59:57,594 - Good night. - Good night! 1281 00:59:57,595 --> 01:00:00,885 - Good night, dog with dynamite in his mouth 1282 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,599 Uh oh. 1283 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,020 A good child 1284 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:19,233 A "J" 1285 01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:41,547 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com