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- Hello everyone.
I'm Jeff Dunham.
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- Greetings, infidels < br /> I am Achmed, a dead terrorist.
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- I have a question
for you, achmed
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- I listen,
without the real ears
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- All right.
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Who is your favorite
cartoon character?
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- Is this a trick question?
- Not serious, who is that?
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p>
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- Tigger
Like in Winnie the Pooh?
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- Yes, and Eeyore.
He is very sad.
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- and a pig?
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- Don't be an idiot.
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- sorry
- Whatever.
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What's the use of this?
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- What if you, Achmed,
What is animation? P>
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- Me?
Cartoons? P>
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- Sure.
- That would be fantastic
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- Then hope for that
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- What?
- Express a hope.
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- Oh, like,
"I wish I was animated"?
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- perfect
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- Hi everyone.
- Aah!
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- I'm Tinker Bubba
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- What is it -
- Hi, Tinker Bubba.
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- How.
Did I hear someone making a request?
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- Yep.
That is Achmed.
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- A hope?
What do you want to
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- you say you want
/> to get drunk.
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- No, animation.
- Oh, well, I can do it too.
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This is ridic -
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- Ah!
Oh! P>
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What happened to me?
Why do I look like this? P>
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- Thank you, Tinker Bubba.
- You're welcome. P>
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- You're an infidel fairy
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- Toot-toot for now.
Must fly.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- You tricked me
- You got your wish
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p>
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- And why do I like this?
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- This is for you
special new animations,
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Achmed Saves America.
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Enjoy the show .
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- Come back, Tinker Bubba!
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A "J"
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A "J"
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I will kill you.
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>
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Oh, not a phone call
while I ride
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I have coverage
all the way out here
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and not the cell tower that is visible.
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p>
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Yes yes.
What?
What?
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- entangled
Why are you still alive?
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You have worked for us
for three years,
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I swear, you
the worst terrorist
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as a whole
the world of non-Muslims
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- I'm not.
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As a devout non-Muslim,
I am offended by that.
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- Did you forget you exploded? < br>> a training camp?
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The only thing left
is the monkey bar.
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- It could be.
We are much better than them.
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- Don't worry, Hassan.
I will do it right this time.
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- Stunned, focused!
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You don't lose your courage, < br /> Are you?
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- No!
Are you kidding me?
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I'm going crazy I don't want to
kill myself
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- Then tell me why you did it
this mission
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- Because you told me
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- Wrong answers!
Why?
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- And why do you hate
disbelievers?
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- Because you told me
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> - The correct answer.
So don't mess this up. P>
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- Why do you treat me
like a fool? P>
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The bomb is ready to go. P>
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Oops
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Huh?
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Hey -
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I'm alive.
I failed!
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Son of a female dog .
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Well, it certainly can't
be worse than this
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Hah!
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What is Hezbollah?
Let me go, you fly wolf.
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Release me at once
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Clutch me again!
I'm kidding!
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I'm kidding!
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Well, That was hurt.
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Wait.
Where is this
Aluminum Devil takes me?
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No!
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A "J"
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J "J"
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Mmm.
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Hmm.
Hey.
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Death to America... ville.
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Terrorist log, hate date 7/3 /13.
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I have arrived
in the land of unbelievers. P>
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It will only be a problem
from the time till -Aah! P>
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- Oh Boy.
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I don't know what that is,
But it makes a noise.
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- I hope we hit something cool.
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Then today it won't happen
total loss
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- Whatever.
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Everyone is in the mall
except me.
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And now my life is over. P>
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- Well, I know we hit something,
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but if I know what it is. P>
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- Turn around, ass
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- Is that what we hit?
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- Whoa!
Is he dead?
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Can't we leave now?
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- no, baby
We have to help him.
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- here it is, buddy
You are fine.
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You will be fine
- wait
stop.
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- Let me reach out
with that.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, that's the hand. P>
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- Remove your hand from me
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- And the diaper goes
above, right? P>
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- Wait a minute.
- It's knee. P>
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- I don't even
touch myself there
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- That is...
- What are you doing?
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- third knee
- Stop touching me!
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You put my butt in front!
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- I'm sorry.
I didn't see you
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- Oh, that makes me feel
much better.
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- I think we should exchange
insurance information -
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Ooh.
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Oh, it looks like ours.
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"Ew!
- Oh,
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- Can we take you to the doctor?
or something?
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- I want nothing to do with you
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How I want that evil plane
never brought me
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from my homeland until now < br> American wretched.
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- Mother, did you hear that?
He said he just flew here.
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Maybe he was our exchange student.
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- Yeah.
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Claude, the French boy
we left at the airport?
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- I hate you,
and I hate this country
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- Oh, yes, he's French.
We better stop him.
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Excuse me.
Sorry to bother you.
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What? < What?
What?
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Ah!
What is this devil?
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- Bill, no
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- Bills?
Seriously & apos;?
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You named your dog?
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What is your name your children,
Bubbles and cujo ?
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- Billy, off!
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I'm sorry.
He just likes you.
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- Oh good.
When to start hitting ?
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- Anyway, are you Claude?
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- Of course I'm Claude.
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I scratch, scratch, bite,
lick, and bend ,
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but I mostly scratch.
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- So you said
you Claude?
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- Yes,
you are an American infidel stupid
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- Very beautiful.
- What?
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- Claude, we
your adopted family, Wilsons,
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and we are very happy You're here
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- Are you a friendly infidel
or an idiot
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or just a friendly idiot?
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- Sorry about mixed up
at the Airport,
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but it's over now.
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Let's take you to your new home.
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- You took me to your cave? P>
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- Well, I have a man's cave.
This is the garage. P>
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- is he naked? P>
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- Try not to make him feel bad,
OK dear? P>
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He might be poor. P>
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Let's eat hot food first. P>
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- We have strangers
Can we go to the mall?
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A "J"
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I have hurt myself,
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"the first season
from the homeland "style,
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among enemies, people who are hated.
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People who call themselves
Wilson is clever.
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They insist on treating me
with respect
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and feed me
a number of indecent foods
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that I can barely resist.
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- I have the same problem
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- their city
in dire conditions,
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and their lives filled
with emptiness and failure,
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but they did not take it
clear route
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blowing yourself
and everyone around them.
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What's with that?
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- I just worked
on the assembly line now,
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but my dream is to design
cars, like this
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- This is gas-guzzling,
annoying evidence
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for all the rest
the world hates America.
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- Exactly.
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This will be a big seller
and save the company.
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If only my boss
will see it.
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- He will, because it's perfect,
Honey, just like you
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- It's nothing
like an American
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I was taught to hate,
which makes me hate them more.
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Plus, I don't know
a woman can drive
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- Well, here's your house
for the season hot, Claude.
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It's convenient, but we like it.
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- I'm nauseated
by the decadence stench.
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- He did it.
- Now, Kevin
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- Don't choose our guests
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He has a long day. P>
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You know he was hit
by minivan
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p>
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Why aren't you and your sister?
go throw football
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or something?
- Fine.
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- I went to Angie's house
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- Don't ignore your phone
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- Children today
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- On my land, they will have
both of them have been stoned until now.
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- Right.
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You French kids started drinking
early, right?
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- Wayne, remember our surprise
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- Oh, of course
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Come back soon .
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- So now that I've been in
on the stomach of the enemy,
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I will make it as my mission.
to burst out reeky,
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steaming vengeance,
but how and when?
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Both: Ta-da!
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- Ah!
Are you Catholic?
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- No, we are Americans. P>
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- Claude, you arrived here
just in time for our city
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The 100th anniversary celebration,
and tomorrow
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- Ginny is responsible for
from parades and fireworks.
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- This will be a show.
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- fireworks
Blast?
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Large crowd
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- We will fix it
Your room runs out, Claude.
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- you go ahead
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I'll just be here innocently
plan and plan.
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This will be easier
than I thought
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Americans are stupid.
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They always leave their dynamite
just lying around.
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Let me go!
I killed you!
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Oh, stop.
Stop that.
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I can't kill
when I'm tickled.
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I killed you!
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Stop it!
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♪ I've worked
on my big bomb ♪
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♪ All the long nights. ♪
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The diary I love, my bomb is complete. P>
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Tomorrow I will take my revenge
on these people
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who has been so kind to me.
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- This is a soft pillow.
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How I hate them.
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Is it hypoallergenic?
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- Just as you asked
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- Yes, thank you, evil,
America, the female monster. P>
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- You Frenchman has something like that
> colorful words for everyone
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Oh, are you writing a book & apos;
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- Yes, that's a book
from funny observations
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about small city life,
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like the type you wear
suicide agitators,
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Garrison Keillor.
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- That's good.
Nighty-night now. P>
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- Good night,
"Good night. P>
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Beautiful hello. P>
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- Hey!
I want to talk to you. P>
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I don't have a bomb. P>
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00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,600
- Anda tidak membodohi saya, Nak.
260
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,437
I know why you're here
261
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,605
- Is that so?
262
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,726
Good...
263
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,244
- My parents brought you here
just to make me look bad .
264
00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:19,317
- La la la la.
265
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,031
- I can't compare
for how cold you are.
266
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,372
You are from France and all.
I hate you. P>
267
00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,158
- Ah, really
268
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:26,829
I hate you too. P>
269
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,039
- According to my father
playing football,
270
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,750
p>
271
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,460
but I don't want to do that
272
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,461
I'm good at other things -
273
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:38,054
secret items that I have never
even told my parents about
274
00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:41,886
- You want to lie
with other boys of your gender?
275
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,427
- No!
I want to be a ventriloquist. p >
276
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,058
- What is it?
277
00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:47,096
I have a doll
I made him talk.
278
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,020
We tell jokes in front of a big
audience and laugh out loud.
279
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,105
- Is that a job?
280
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,776
& apos; Yes! P>
281
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,276
- That is the stupidest thing.
I've heard
282
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,199
Seriously, who will pay
to see anyone doing that nonsense?
283
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,950
- But I'm good at it.
284
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,201
I have been practicing
with my new dummy
285
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,496
A-d ad a!
286
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,787
Little Jeff
287
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,330
Hiya, Claude.
288
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,919
- The toy is owned
with human spirit!
289
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,589
I hit your face with shoes,
290
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:18,088
>
291
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,009
which is the worst thing
you can do
292
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,138
for someone in my country
for some reason
293
00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:24,094
nobody has
ever explain to anyone
294
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,255
I'm sorry
I told you something.
295
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,141
This will be a long summer.
296
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,935
- Or short
297
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,726
Aah!
298
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,729
Wow.
Only you
299
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,821
I think
you are Jessica Chastain.
300
00:13:36,822 --> 00:13:38,317
- Who is that?
301
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,608
- He is a crazy bitch
in Help
302
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,949
What are you doing here? P>
303
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,776
- I, like, come out
with my boyfriend,
304
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,156
now my ex-boyfriend
305
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,784
Ugh.
I hate him.
I hope he's dead.
306
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,035
- Hmm.
307
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,456
Is it he lives
within a 20 mile radius
308
00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:52,164
of tomorrow's parade
309
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,915
- Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
310
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,877
- Where is my lips
once sealed
311
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,668
- They never liked it too.
312
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,592
They thought I had, like,
bad taste for guys
313
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:05,261
- You?
No.
Don't be too hard on -
314
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,389
- Mwah.
315
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,140
Wow.
316
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,269
I feel something now.
317
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,570
- Well, it's my detonator-
bomb, penis, nothing!
318
00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:18,774
- You're so funny.
319
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,065
- Gracias?
320
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,398
- And I like your French accent.
321
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,196
- Cassidy, are you home?
322
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,074
- Must leave.
I will love you until I die.
323
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:31,155
- stay within
a 20 mile radius.
324
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,421
- Good night, Cassidy.
- Good evening mom.
325
00:14:35,422 --> 00:14:37,997
- Congratulations night, Kevin.
- Good night, Dad!
326
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,587
- Good night, Ginny!
327
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,007
- Why are you shouting at me
328
00:14:41,008 --> 00:14:42,586
when I lie < br /> right next to you
329
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,716
- Sorry dear!
330
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,837
- Good night, little Jeff!
331
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:45,973
Good night, "ethery-diddy"! p >
332
00:14:45,974 --> 00:14:47,177
- Shut up!
333
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:50,718
Good night, bomb
334
00:14:53,727 --> 00:15:00,727
A "J"
335
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,152
- Good job, ma'am
336
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,573
- thank you
And don't you two look good
337
00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,281
- Yeah, I have this shirt
on -
338
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,912
- Ah!
It's almost time
for the show to begin.
340
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,535
- No, Mom, I'm not.
341
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,205
"Claude, Claude.
Where is Claude?"
342
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,036
Everyone likes the Frenchman.
346
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,675
- here it is
Almost arrived.
347
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,756
Nobody helped or touched me.
349
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,808
- Claude, you look very patriotic.
353
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,817
- Ginny, the town square
looks great. P>
354
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,568
This event will be fair.
It turned around
355
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,951
the spirit of our city
and made me elected back,
356
00:15:48,952 --> 00:15:51,325
or you were fired
357
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,786
Just kidding.
Not really.
358
00:15:57,078 --> 00:15:58,415
- Mayor McEwen, this is Claude,
Our French exchange students
360
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:13,514
- Uh, ou est
He is fromage toilette?
361
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,885
Oh, that's funny
362
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,978
Whoa!
What the hell?
363
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,019
- holy nonsense
364
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,189
Forgive my French.
365
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,358
- Hey, Ginny, shindig good
366
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,278
A little low-key
if you ask me
367
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,947
I mean, where is the eagle?
368
00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:29,905
Nobody says kick-ass < like the flag
369
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,824
with wings that go Americaw!
370
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,115
- Americaw!
371
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,738
- Americaw!
- Americaw!
372
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,869
- Americaw!
373
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,370
- Americaw!
- Ah!
374
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:49,051
- Claude, this is
our neighbor, Andersons.
375
00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:51,176
Chet and Ev, this is Claude.
376
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,886
- Nice to meet you, Claude.
377
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,927
- You know, I usually
don't be like you French,
378
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,641
but in your case,
I will make an exception.
379
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,022
- Don't be an idiot.
I hate French people.
380
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:03,020
- Well, then we will
be simpatico
381
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,743
Ha.
That's for Mexico
"I wet your back, you're soaking wet."
382
00:17:06,744 --> 00:17:09,735
It's like a nice racist.
383
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,658
I like you.
384
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,746
- The way to set an example, Chet.
Carl Zimmer
385
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,917
We don't have tea
Wing nuts like him , Claude. P>
386
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,286
- yes?
And we don't all
freedom to hate, kiss,
387
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,545
helpless lesbians like this person. P>
388
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,956
Americaw! P>
389
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,466
- Please,
can't the two of you get along? P>
390
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,047
As soon as possible
All this doesn't matter. P>
391
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,640
Now, if You excuse me,
392
00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:37,347
saya harus pergi
ke kamar anak laki-laki Prancis kecil.
393
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,017
- Hurry back.
You don't want to miss the show.
394
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,938
- My show will go
a bigger impression
395
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,987
J "J" p p>
396
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,198
Five minutes to blow time.
397
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,989
I have to really tweet it.
398
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,411
Justin Bieber
will be in Portland!
399
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,039
- And in the spirit of a hundred years,
400
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,170
suits in
Stan McEwen »s Wide and Tall
401
00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,335
sell for $ 100. P>
402
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,876
Limited supply.
Settings may be outdated.
403
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,930
Now, we have a very special
guest here today, uh, somewhere.
404
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:14,546
Right?
405
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,679
- I don't know where he is-
That's him.
406
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,306
Claude, up here.
407
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,727
- A big hand for our new friend
from France, everyone
408
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,396
- Hello
410
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:32,859
but be prepared! P>
411
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,696
Selamat tinggal sekarang.
T-T-F-U.
412
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,027
- Oh no, you don't go
anywhere, our new friend
413
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,204
- Help!
I am illegally detained
414
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:43,003
by a leather man big black
who's dressed so well
415
00:18:43,004 --> 00:18:46,416
- you're ridiculous
We have something for you
416
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,127
- Oh good.
I also have something for you.
417
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,919
You are first
418
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,591
- America is a foreign country
,
419
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,512
and you are our first legal person.
420
00:18:56,513 --> 00:18:59,388
And now Raul & Apos's Gardening Service
421
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:03,269
wants to give you
21-leaf-blower greetings. P>
422
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,354
- That's why we're all here -
423
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,935
Thank you and welcome!
424
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,026
- Hurray!
425
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:23,294
- You are all
very cheerful.
426
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,924
- Now, to help celebrate < br>> Claude's arrival,
427
00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:30,876
put your two hands
for American Idol season nine
428
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,419
Hollywood rounds
almost semifinalists,
429
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,093
Ronny Huntingchurch!
430
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,348
- Well, this is for you, Claude.
431
00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:45,516
♪ Million years ago,
When Columbus sailed in the sea ♪
432
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,978
♪ He didn't plan it in that place
he would land on ♪
433
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,189
♪ Still going to dare
and be free ♪
434
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,690
♪ We welcome Irish people,
Chinese, and Jews ♪
435
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:59,072
♪ But I say,
on behalf of the United States ♪
436
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,534
♪ There are no better strangers
than you ♪
437
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,704
Wait.
I can't cry.
438
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,955
I definitely have shrapnel in my eyes.
439
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,126
- ♪ You are the pen
in Jefferson's hand ♪
440
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,047
♪ You are Patton
in the last place of Custers ♪
441
00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:15,586
Tooth George Washington,
the big Toby Keith ♪
442
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,759
♪ You put "heart"
in the heart ♪
443
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,388
♪ And we tell you
/> proudly bust immediately ♪
444
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,139
♪ We pray to our Lord ♪
445
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,852
♪ But there is Claude ♪
446
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:34,983
♪ What we believe ♪
447
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,696
- You-Do you believe me?
448
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,156
What a fatwa.
449
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,866
Those people are all wrong.
450
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,697
You are the best infidel ever there.
451
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,163
Where do I come from, nothing good.
452
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,212
They live in their cave,
knee high in camel droppings,
453
00:20:51,213 --> 00:20:54,588
cover their wives so they
look like Pac-Man ghosts.
454
00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,007
- That's French for you
455
00:20:56,008 --> 00:20:57,665
- I love this country.
456
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,514
Live to America !
457
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:08,100
Oh!
I'll be back soon.
458
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,309
That hurts a lot.
459
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,020
- You will get used to it
460
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,017
Where is the bomb?
461
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,324
Always
in the last place you saw
462
00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:19,398
Ow!
463
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,570
You were there.
464
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,824
Huh?
465
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,865
Your actual, literal
base bastard.
466
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,210
No no no no,
It wasn't a creaking bomb.
467
00:21:30,211 --> 00:21:32,036
Give me that bomb.
468
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,091
I have to save people
I want to kill a minute ago.
469
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,127
Oh.
Things I have to do.
470
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,219
Billy, see what I have for you
471
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,970
This is your favorite...
472
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,556
femur.
473
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,227
Come on, Bill!
474
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:57,729
Oh...
475
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,704
no!
476
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:07,411
Fuuuuuu -
477
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,964
Wow!
Almost.
478
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,628
That's a pretty big button.
479
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:26,178
>
480
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:31,349
- I'm sure this looks awesome
from down there
481
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:35,145
- He really loves America.
482
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,856
- I really hope so
483
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:43,359
- America , I love you!
484
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,908
Still like it.
485
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:50,079
Love it a little less.
486
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,507
- I'm at
Americaville General Hospital
487
00:23:00,508 --> 00:23:02,795
where the whole city
is holding up caution
488
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,299
for someone they just met
this morning...
490
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,847
Ah!
491
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,388
La He la la!
492
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,392
Burned
493
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,565
- Doctor, will he be okay?
494
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,686
- Well, he shows it
there are no vital signs whatever
495
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,164
The technical term
for that is "dead."
496
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,789
- Wow, that sounds serious.
- Huh?
497
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,620
- He woke up. P>
498
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,211
My boyfriend woke up. P>
499
00:23:35,212 --> 00:23:38,834
- The blue wire
won't hurt you
500
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,085
The wire is red
will make us die
501
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,838
- Shh.
I thought he was trying
to tell us something
502
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:48,927
- ♪ Bomb on the bus goes
Bing, bang, boom ♪
503
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,968
♪ Bing, bang, boom ♪
504
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,562
♪ Bing, bang, boom,
bing, bang, bang ♪
505
00:23:53,563 --> 00:23:55,348
♪ Bada, bada-bing, bing ♪
506
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,560
Hey everyone!
507
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,395
Oh, the pain!
508
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:03,356
This made me say something
was only sung in a terrorist camp. P>
509
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,899
- Well, that's what we
510
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,659
can most expect.
From now on, I'm afraid.
511
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:10,485
- We have to leave it now.
She needs a rest.
512
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,241
- Mother, I think you will need it
someone to take
513
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,743
Where Claude in the parade. P>
514
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,414
Saya telah mengerjakan sesuatu.
515
00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:16,663
- Parade?
516
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,623
I can become
in a real American parade
517
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,044
where people wait all night
to get a good seat
518
00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:22,502
to see other people walking?
519
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,963
Count me!
520
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,423
Sorry.
521
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,050
- Hmm.
I thought you were dead
522
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,469
- This is a miracle. P>
523
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,179
- Aah! P>
524
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:36,770
I declare
this hundred year parade begins! P>
525
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:44,480
A "J"
526
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,693
- Look what you did, Claude.
527
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,784
- You have been inspired by
entire cities
528
00:24:48,785 --> 00:24:50,197
- Thank you.
529
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,448
I don't have < br /> to blow it up again, right?
530
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,200
- Congratulations, Claude.
531
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,830
In the words of Michelle Obama,
532
00:24:55,831 --> 00:24:57,868
"For the first time
in my adulthood,
533
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,165
I am very proud of
from my country. "
534
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,076
- Yes, we heard he said that.
535
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,964
That's when we recruited him.
536
00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:06,087
- He is a true American.
537
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,718
- Yes, and his hair
is actually straight
538
00:25:08,719 --> 00:25:13,546
- Son, You are a true hero,
210% of Americans
539
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:15,434
- You people suck
in math
540
00:25:15,435 --> 00:25:16,721
I like it.
541
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,850
- Claude, Dave Chester, CNN. P>
542
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,144
- CNN?
I love you Quys. P>
543
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,645
You are the
Border Book wired network
544
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,607
- Claude,
You have just been here two days,
545
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:28,568
and you have been hit
by a truck, thrown up,
546
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,948
rolled down the hill
in a fiery trash...
547
00:25:30,949 --> 00:25:32,567
- And I've tried curly fries.
548
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,579
- So how do you like
our country?
549
00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,945
- Well, I'm in America,
so I won't tell you how I feel.
550
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,540
I'll sing, just like that
30-year-old teenager
551
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:44,668
to the astonished
Glee TV show.
552
00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,879
I just hate-watch.
553
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:50,924
♪ When I was only
four years ♪
554
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,175
♪ Nothing was there
I think it's bigger ♪
555
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:55,887
♪ Than to change this nation
You call home ♪
556
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,098
♪ Into a giant smoking crater ♪
557
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,185
♪ But like Miley Cyrus
and her bong ♪
558
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,856
♪ Or Brett Favre
texting all night ♪
559
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,605
♪ Or Mitt Romney is terrible
singing along
560
00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,568
- ♪ Jimmy cracks corn,
and I don't care ♪
561
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,319
- ♪ I'm wrong, I'm wrong
I'm wrong ♪
562
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,241
♪ I'm wrong,
I don't see the buzz ♪
563
00:26:14,242 --> 00:26:16,030
♪ Yes, I'm wrong,
Call Obama ♪
564
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,623
♪ And unconscious
and half dead ♪
565
00:26:17,624 --> 00:26:19,118
♪ I wrote this song ♪
566
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,710
♪ You are enough people
it's easy to fool ♪
567
00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:22,575
♪ But your heart
that place belongs to ♪
568
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,751
♪ I don't know why I can't deny
that I'm wrong ♪
569
00:26:24,752 --> 00:26:27,000
♪ Running water,
Girls Gone Wild ♪
570
00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:29,050
♪ There are no bombs tied
to each child ♪
571
00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:31,046
- Ah!
- ♪ I found me disappointed ♪
572
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,968
- Americaw!
- Yes, what did he say
573
00:26:32,969 --> 00:26:34,757
♪ So a lot of food
you throw ♪
574
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,680
♪ So many TVs filled with gays ♪
575
00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:39,389
♪ I love you, Project Runway,
so I cancel my fatwa ♪
576
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,140
♪ Because I'm wrong ♪
577
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:42,772
- ♪ Oh, he's wrong ♪
578
00:26:42,773 --> 00:26:44,348
> - ♪ Yes, I'm wrong ♪
579
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,773
- ♪ So it's very wrong ♪
580
00:26:45,774 --> 00:26:47,147
- ♪ About America,
I say that I am- ♪
581
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,568
All:
♪ wrong, wrong, wrong ♪
582
00:26:48,569 --> 00:26:50,186
- ♪ When I see
on your face ♪
583
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:53,111
♪ Be them Wilson, Berg,
/> or Chong ♪
584
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,622
♪ I have to admit that I am a twit,
and I'm wrong ♪
585
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,618
♪ Oh, I'll miss my friend
snipers ♪
586
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:01,749
♪ And I'm a flea infestation ♪
587
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:04,205
♪ Have an early grave ♪
588
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,786
♪ But even though
you are filled with sin ♪
589
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,422
♪ Like Blind Side,
You all take me to ♪
590
00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:13,590
♪ Strangers
who don't have skin ♪
591
00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,966
- Ah.
592
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,177
- Stay away from him!
He's mine!
593
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:20,428
- ♪ I'm wrong, I'm wrong,
I'm wrong ♪
594
00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:21,971
♪ Yes, you're dim
and rather simple ♪
595
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,771
♪ And don't use it
a thong ♪
596
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,938
♪ But it's obvious
I'll stay here ♪
597
00:27:25,939 --> 00:27:29,146
♪ Because I'm wrong,
wrong, wrong ♪
598
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,938
♪ Yes, it's clear
I'll stay here ♪
599
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,902
♪ Where I belong ♪
600
00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:37,781
- All right, you can do it
once just this
601
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,492
- Americaw!
602
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:50,495
A "J"
603
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,554
Good night, Ginny.
- Good night, Claude.
604
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:02,060
- Good night, Wayne.
- Good night, Claude. P>
605
00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,726
- Good night, Cassidy.
- Good night, Claude. P>
606
00:28:04,727 --> 00:28:07,475
- Good evening, Kevin.
- Good night, Claude. P>
607
00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:10,268
- Good night, Kevin creepy,
puppies with dead eyes
608
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:11,648
- Close "ut"! P>
609
00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:15,529
- Good.
Good night, America.
610
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,160
- Chet, you will fall
This thing!
611
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,041
- We're late,
> thank you
612
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,713
Will you be fast?
613
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,302
- I'm sorry
My flops explode.
614
00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:39,089
- Well, you will be
left behind.
615
00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:42,887
I want to make sure Claude
sees me comforting her.
616
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,018
Hey, over there, Carl.
Nice view, huh?
617
00:28:45,019 --> 00:28:46,345
- Yes, right.
618
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,559
- So, uh...
619
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,890
Every room there for -
620
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,353
- No.
No, Chet, not really.
621
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,901
I've been waiting here
all morning
622
00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:53,647
- Listen, can you help
a friend out
623
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,939
- I can help you,
but then you will
624
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,611
625
00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,489
626
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,119
- God hang it
627
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,577
- Hey, uh, boss, check it out.
628
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,458
629
00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:09,996
It has a double quad carbohydrate
like a genuine muscle car,
630
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,668
but I designed it
to sit on the chassis
631
00:29:11,669 --> 00:29:13,837
of our existing middle size,
632
00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:15,916
so you will only
have to make some tweaks
633
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,421
on the assembly line to
- Yeah, yes, it's up to
634
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,923
- Sure, but maybe also
can you see -
635
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,554
- I will definitely think
about that, Wayne.
636
00:29:20,555 --> 00:29:23,221
Can we Photoshop Claude?
with the CEO, do you think?
637
00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:24,810
- I think
- Yeah, great, great
638
00:29:24,811 --> 00:29:27,175
I have to pee
639
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:30,481
- Good afternoon everyone.
I am Mayor Stan McEwen. P>
640
00:29:30,482 --> 00:29:32,348
I'm not sure what
we are in store for today,
641
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,522
But I know this will be special.
642
00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:36,191
It is my honor
643
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:38,782
to present the chairman
from my election campaign again,
644
00:29:38,783 --> 00:29:40,568
Mrs. Ginny Wilson.
645
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,739
Hello everything.
646
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,619
I know you're waiting
for the main event,
647
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:46,947
so I'll just read
from the words prepared this
648
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,037
written by our special guest.
649
00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:52,707
"Good afternoon, I am loved by
new American devils."
650
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,458
- Friends!
Friends!
651
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,879
- sorry
Wha-it -it says "devil" here.
652
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,508
- That is
typo and not the Freudian slip
653
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,549
reflects something
I used to believe
654
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,640
with every fiber of my being.
Bad guys
655
00:30:05,641 --> 00:30:07,428
- "I hope you will appreciate
656
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,311
a pleasant surprise
I hate you." p >
657
00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:10,638
Have.
658
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,193
- "And I hope
it will kill you
659
00:30:12,194 --> 00:30:13,976
- Thrill.
More typos
660
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,855
Stupid AutoCorrect
661
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:18,436
Am I correct? P>
662
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,859
Maybe we should skip. P>
663
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,360
- Right, right. P>
664
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,571
Well, obviously I don't < br /> very well in this case,
665
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,492
so let me submit the program
666
00:30:25,493 --> 00:30:27,581
for reasons
we are all here today,
667
00:30:27,582 --> 00:30:30,076
New Americaville sons,
668
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,999
Your friends and me, Claude!
669
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:46,546
A "J"
670
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,610
- Thank you!
You are too kind.
671
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:05,822
Good.
672
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,240
If I can have -
673
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:10,201
Thank you.
Really, this is too much.
674
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,872
Thank you .
If it's Silent!
675
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,878
I already have time to reflect
676
00:31:17,879 --> 00:31:20,877
about an extraordinary person
in this beautiful city
677
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,506
in this beautiful country
means to me.
678
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,047
And today I, Claude,
from France,
679
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,301
want to pay you back
to hospitality
680
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,637
You have shown me,
681
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,768
to thank not only
Wilson's family
682
00:31:31,769 --> 00:31:33,765
Give them a hand.
683
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,727
They are there. P>
684
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:38,646
Very good. P>
685
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:41,816
Cassidy, please,
don't addict me
686
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,817
Choose one of the many
idiot boys in this city
687
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:47,070
And, Kevin, I like you.
I really do.
688
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,990
Put the stupid doll. P>
689
00:31:48,991 --> 00:31:52,661
You will never get a daughter
as long as you have it. P>
690
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,579
However, I'm very grateful
for all of you
691
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,420
I have decided
to give you a gift,
692
00:31:59,421 --> 00:32:02,708
is the same as the Americans gave
the Liberti statue
693
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,631
by my country France-
694
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,882
France is the place
lam from and there's nowhere else
695
00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:10,094
Here it is!
696
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:12,845
- Hey, that's fair
Big Rock Rock
697
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,678
Hmm.
- Yes...
698
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:17,560
But thanks to my talent
in explosives,
699
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,231
the talent I learned < br /> together with others
700
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:23,399
French school children in France,
my birthplace,
701
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400
I'm here for you...
702
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:29,242
Mount of America Foreverberg!
703
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:36,287
This is your fourth biggest
American icon -
704
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,207
billionaire wig model
705
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:42,126
> Donald Trump...
706
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:45,587
Professional male haters
Taylor Swift...
707
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:50,089
Strange strange, youthful
Tom Cruise...
708
00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:52,764
and drug lord
Lance Armstrong!
709
00:32:52,765 --> 00:32:55,723
- I got the one who craved
to salute me full.
710
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,234
- Oh.
So you still get that?
711
00:32:58,235 --> 00:32:59,686
- Tom Cruise starred in
in one of my favorite films,
712
00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:01,896
Jerry Maguire.
713
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:05,817
I fogged when Renee Zellweger
dump him
714
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,736
- Thanks for the spoiler, asshole.
I haven't seen it yet.
715
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,447
We love you!
716
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,492
- The way to go. < br /> - you are the best, achmed
717
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,996
I'm sure I can say safely,
without fear being
718
00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,417
ironically opposed,
that there isn't,
719
00:33:20,418 --> 00:33:23,536
I don't mean anything,
Can damage this golden moment.
720
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:26,754
- Hello, Achmed
721
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,005
- Holy nonsense
722
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:34,048
- United States of America,
My name is Hassan al-Hassan.
723
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,894
- Hey, there are terrorists.
724
00:33:35,895 --> 00:33:37,179
- Good to go, Chet.
725
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,932
Just because
he has an Arabic name,
726
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,024
he automatically becomes a terrorist.
727
00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:42,645
- I am a terrorist
728
00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:46,024
- Welcome to America.
729
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,484
- This person is a traitor!
730
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:52,945
Achmed's name is not Claude.
Achmed's name is Achmed.
731
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,068
- This is it?
732
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,201
- And he is a terrorist.
- He is?
733
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,202
- And he is a skeleton.
734
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,580
- He is?
735
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:02,665
- Kembali re-to n?
- Saya?
736
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,376
- Yeah, but if the name is
what is Achmed, then where's Claude?
737
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,511
A "J"
738
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,637
- What did he say right?
739
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,468
- No!
Good...
740
00:34:18,474 --> 00:34:22,018
No, no, no, I'm not a terrorist.
I'm a good person
741
00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:25,146
You know, I'm actually ,
my production-number
742
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,437
Remember my song?
743
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,069
Everything you know about me
744
00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:30,687
says I'm a great person
and a true American.
745
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:34,781
- Everything except this!
746
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,282
I found this in his room.
747
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,294
All the plans to blow us up are
here...
748
00:34:39,295 --> 00:34:43,036
and some pictures strangely
riding a flying horse?
749
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,090
- That is a superhero character
I am working on -
750
00:34:46,091 --> 00:34:47,915
Turban Cowboy .
751
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,629
This is turban time.
752
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,880
Well, now I hear it
come out loud...
753
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,053
Come on, friends.
754
00:34:57,054 --> 00:34:58,763
This is America,
where if you are white,
755
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,604
you can get away with anything.
756
00:35:00,605 --> 00:35:03,389
And nobody's
whiter than me
757
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:06,607
- I know him.
In my heart, that's not true.
758
00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:09,565
- crazy
- How with my re-election?
759
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,736
- I thought he might be
a terrorist
760
00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:14,525
- Please, I beg you.
Listen to me.
761
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,950
- Is any of us
what we really looked at?
762
00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:18,619
- Dad, maybe so
a terrorist
763
00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:20,617
- If you just want to listen
764
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,208
Shut up!
I killed you!
765
00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:32,461
Is that a true terrorist?
can say
766
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,842
- I think we should call < br /> police.
767
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,803
- No need.
I'm a representative.
768
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,144
- You bought it
in the toy store
769
00:35:40,145 --> 00:35:41,849
- I didn't buy this
not in the toy store
770
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:44,851
I won a lottery in the church.
771
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:47,812
Say your prayers, head bones.
772
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,528
- This is FBI agent Jack Bauer.
773
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:57,820
All: Ooh!
774
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,574
- Not from TV.
775
00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:01,784
All: Ah!
776
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,245
- This is my real name
It's quite normal. P>
777
00:36:04,246 --> 00:36:07,165
I get this all the time.
Relax. P>
778
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:11,796
You have 24 seconds
to give up , from now on
779
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,841
- Oh no,
I'm too pretty to be jailed.
780
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,551
- Yes, you.
781
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,178
- Injured, before leaving,
782
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,179
someone wants
to say something.
783
00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,600
You are a "father"!
You must be "de" ashamed.
784
00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,901
- The toy is owned
with human spirit! P>
785
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:34,275
- Tulang kaki, jangan sampai gagal sekarang!
786
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:37,146
- Stop it, Chet.
You will hurt someone
787
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:41,115
- Freedom is not free, Ev.
788
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,906
Not so fast!
789
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:45,950
I have Mexican,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
790
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,924
- I'm not "that".
My name is Carlos.
791
00:36:47,925 --> 00:36:49,535
- This isn't about you
792
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,381
>
793
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:00,218
Anyone moves,
and I blow it.
794
00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,389
With a leaf blower.
795
00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,055
I can't believe
you all go there
796
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:06,886
I am very disappointed
797
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:16,400
Ah, screw it
798
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,944
Goodbye, Americaville.
799
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:19,395
- Hello, traitor
800
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:28,905
Hassan!
801
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:32,043
- This is the fifth day
"America Made to Look Stupid."
802
00:37:32,044 --> 00:37:35,461
The small town of Americaville
deals with revelation
803
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,755
that they have saved < >> known Achmed terrorists
804
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,506
The reaction to this story has come
805
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,508
from across the
political spectrum,
806
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,389
with Democrats and Republicans
807
00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:45,927
finally found common ground
for something
808
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:49,641
Americaville, now known
as Terrorist Town, USA,
809
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:53,396
is the worst city
in the entire United States.
810
00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:54,897
- This is the city of pinheads,
811
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,357
and the biggest pinheads of all
812
00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,278
are families
who harbor terrorists. P>
813
00:37:58,279 --> 00:37:59,947
And they are the subject
from my new book,
814
00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:01,445
Killing Wilsons.
815
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,406
- America is a country
law and legal process,
816
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,738
But in the Wilsons case,
817
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,872
>
818
00:38:07,873 --> 00:38:09,495
a drone attack is too good for them
819
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,376
- are we even sure
820
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,586
that Mr. Wilson is the father
of this terrorist? P>
821
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:19,167
- U.S. Motors Motors,
822
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:22,132
where terrorists are illegitimate
Wayne Wilson has worked,
823
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,890
today announced that,
as a gesture of apology,
824
00:38:24,891 --> 00:38:26,806
they will close
their Americaville factory,
825
00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:28,465
destroy it, burn debris,
826
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,979
lock the ash
in a concrete vault,
827
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:32,305
and bury the closet iron
under Giants Stadium.
828
00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:34,899
- Do you mind
if we turn it off?
829
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,396
- sorry
We are under orders
> to make you watch it
830
00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:39,778
and keep TiVo-ing back
to the beginning
831
00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:42,026
- And they are the subject
of my new book,
832
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:46,699
Kill Wilsons. P>
833
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,450
- So that's your testimony
834
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:51,712
You don't know this person
terrorist or framework? P>
835
00:38:51,713 --> 00:38:53,365
- No, we just like it. P>
836
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,963
p>
837
00:38:54,964 --> 00:38:56,667
- Thank you.
838
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,878
Maybe we can go back to some of the
versions of our lives and -
839
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,299
- No, Mom,
you don't understand
840
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,417
I said we were finished here
841
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,599
- This is not American
I grew up in.
842
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,265
- I advise you to be quiet.
843
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,266
Whatever you say can be used
against you at trial
844
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:15,644
Oh, there will be no trial. P>
845
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,225
Eh, don't worry, then.
We start .
846
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,484
J "J"
847
00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:25,355
- My friend,
today your new life begins,
848
00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:29,450
only on the other side
This tunnel is America
849
00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:33,537
and your New House... Depot
parking lot. P>
850
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,038
& apos; Yes! P>
851
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,500
Oh, finally we
get out of that wretched place
852
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,960
dan pergi
dari orang-orang yang mengerikan itu.
853
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:44,301
But you have fun.
Tap yourself
854
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:49,970
A "J"
855
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:53,140
- I can't believe
Wilsons just handed me p >
856
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,141
after all we mean
to each other.
857
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,522
I broke bread with them.
858
00:39:56,523 --> 00:39:58,649
I put a bomb
in their guest room
859
00:39:58,650 --> 00:40:00,817
p>
860
00:40:00,818 --> 00:40:03,275
- How can you let yourself?
be brainwashed
861
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,896
by those who disbelieve,
After we spend so much time
862
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,738
Washing your brain to hate them?
863
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,618
- I think I can only be washed
864
00:40:09,619 --> 00:40:12,785
- Soon this will all end,
865
00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:15,616
and the decadent country
only will be bitter memories.
866
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,915
Two tickets for the Third World,
please, first class
867
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,626
- May Wilsons rot in hell!
868
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:22,497
Wait.
What is this?
869
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,133
- We see who escaped
terrorist accomplices
870
00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:26,432
taken to prison
871
00:40:26,433 --> 00:40:28,675
- Terrorists lovers, go home!
872
00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:31,007
Return to another country!
873
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,642
- They are not my accomplice.
874
00:40:32,643 --> 00:40:35,224
I am the mastermind
of this failure
875
00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:36,885
- If I can say
one thing...
876
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,478
Claude, Achmed,
wherever you are,
877
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,689
if you can hear I...
- I can!
878
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:44,358
- We know you're really
a good kid,
879
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,739
and we hope you are fine
880
00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:52,116
What?
881
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,367
- Wilsons is put
onto the prison bus and...
882
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:59,874
goooooooooal!
883
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,585
- I can't let The Wilsons
became the first innocent person
884
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,795
pernah salah dipenjara
di Amerika.
885
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,296
Hassan, you have to take me
back there to help them
886
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:08,879
- You're crazy.
887
00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,593
I won't pay more attention
shouts p >
888
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:12,470
of buffalo buffalo.
889
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:15,097
- Oh, yes, how is your wife?
890
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:18,476
Zing, boom!
American lay-down humor.
891
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:21,057
- For that, I have to kill
until you die
892
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,569
But he's fine.
He loses some weight. P>
893
00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:25,315
He's more cows
compared to buffalo.
894
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,357
Anyway, it makes sense!
895
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,950
Why do you want to go back?
to a country full of demons?
896
00:41:30,951 --> 00:41:33,067
- All right, I'll tell you. P>
897
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,914
I want you to imagine a place
where everything is the same
898
00:41:35,915 --> 00:41:39,330
and all are welcome,
no matter where you come from
899
00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:42,541
or who is your father
or how much land do you have.
900
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:45,840
This is a place dedicated
to pursue happiness,
901
00:41:45,841 --> 00:41:49,297
where all the good things
in this life spread before you.
902
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:53,259
And your right to take it
as much as your heart wants.
903
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:58,681
This place, my friend,
is called HomeBound Buffet.
904
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,443
And America is filled with them.
905
00:42:00,444 --> 00:42:03,354
Machines weaving
906
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:07,775
- These people-
they all seem very happy
907
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:10,945
- That's an unlimited buffet
whether for a nation
908
00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,236
- unlimited
909
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,819
Surely there are
some restrictions
910
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,116
- no
911
00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,447
- All right,
they serve dinner, yes,
912
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,663
but it's certainly not a desert.
913
00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:25,042
- A frozen-yogurt bar without foundation
with all kinds of toppings -
914
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,003
Oreo, Snickers, Cap & nos; n Crunch.
915
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,344
- Don't say Butterfingers.
Don't say Butterfingers.
916
00:42:30,345 --> 00:42:32,216
- Butterfingers.
917
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:35,177
I have to go there right away.
918
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:39,305
Let me in!
919
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:42,434
I have to go to...
Route 75 , America,
920
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,645
in West Town Country Mall
at once. P>
921
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:47,266
- No!
We have to save
the first Wilsons. P>
922
00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:49,900
- Just a little pacing?
- Good.
923
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:53,654
A standard portion of fro-yo,
no more than two toppings.
924
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,655
- Ooh , yay!
925
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:56,775
- Let's enter
926
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,075
Hey you.
927
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,366
Get out of there.
928
00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:01,248
- holy nonsense
This is po-po. P>
929
00:43:01,249 --> 00:43:04,076
That's a funny name
they have police in America. P>
930
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,499
- I like it. P>
931
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,210
- I said leave here
Prohibited from entering!
932
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,211
- But we have to save
our friend.
933
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,343
The FBI thinks
they are terrorists,
934
00:43:12,344 --> 00:43:13,840
But it didn't. P>
935
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:16,218
We...
936
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,804
what bad guys will say
937
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:21,385
at the scene
From our new Broadway musical,
938
00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:23,684
Les Mis Arabs.
939
00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:24,975
Uh, must go!
940
00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:27,228
- Terrorists!
After them!
941
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,820
- Achmed, I'm very sorry
What are we doing now?
942
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,493
- We do what Americans do. P>
943
00:43:38,494 --> 00:43:40,117
- eat?
- No.
944
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:42,748
What do Americans do?
when they run out of options. P >
945
00:43:42,749 --> 00:43:44,455
- Throwing the Salam of Mary pass?
946
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:46,206
- Close.
They pray.
947
00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,457
- But we pray all the time,
like, 38 times a day
948
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:52,091
- No, no, we have to pray
like Americans
949
00:43:52,092 --> 00:43:53,668
- How is that?
950
00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:56,053
- They ask for something
like victory exercise,
951
00:43:56,054 --> 00:43:59,051
not pregnant,
and celebrity breasts.
952
00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:01,639
- What do we pray for -
side breasts?
953
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,270
- No.
A miracle.
954
00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:11,857
A "J"
955
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:13,984
Aah! P>
956
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,275
- Side breasts. P>
957
00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:17,238
Aah!
Aah! P>
958
00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,615
This is an American. P>
959
00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:23,157
- Yes, bald eagle,
great American symbol,
960
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,541
who is the second choice
after turkey,
961
00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:27,998
take us to america
962
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:31,379
This is turban time !
963
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:42,141
J "J"
964
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,459
- We have direct team coverage
from the bus convoy
965
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,877
because it slowly makes its way
down the main road
966
00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:14,706
from Americaville
and to Guantanamo.
967
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:17,172
Let's go now stay
to our Madison Ashford,
968
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,803
who is embedded
with the terrorist family
969
00:45:18,804 --> 00:45:20,718
and their kidnappers
970
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,889
- Dave, I'm here
with terrorist sympathizers.
971
00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:26,928
- We only gave him a house.
972
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,562
- claiming
terrorist sympathizers
973
00:45:28,563 --> 00:45:30,900
as they headed for them
imprisonment well.
974
00:45:30,901 --> 00:45:34,725
- There is no place like home
975
00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:36,942
- Other tubers
have hit the bus
976
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,278
That's why I wear body armor. P>
977
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:41,238
- There is my Scout leader
978
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,575
and my citizenship teacher.
979
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:46,576
- Well, who throws everything?
980
00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:48,408
- Father O & Apos; Malley
and Rabbi Weisman
981
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:51,503
are holding a slingshot
for you Abdullah
982
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:57,340
- Well, at least we helped bring
several people together. P>
983
00:45:57,341 --> 00:46:00,507
- Wilsons, if there is hell,
you will do it. P>
984
00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,008
- Hey, when this is over,
985
00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:04,850
You want to walk
to a bar?
986
00:46:07,849 --> 00:46:09,975
J "J"
987
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,895
- Oh.
988
00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,976
p>
989
00:46:18,777 --> 00:46:21,357
Oh!
990
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:23,532
I think America will go
means death to me.
991
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,789
- Funny.
That could be the title
of your memoirs
992
00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:31,036
- That a little too
on the nose for me
993
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:33,829
I will ask Wilsons
what they think about it
994
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:36,293
- the Wilsons!
We have to save them
995
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,128
Hassan, we have to go now,
996
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:41,339
but secretly
to avoid detection.
997
00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:45,972
- How is your meal, gentlemen?
998
00:46:45,973 --> 00:46:47,810
- Oh, that's perfect,
so delicious.
999
00:46:47,811 --> 00:46:49,426
But we have to go now.
1000
00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:50,732
- We bring out
a new trough
1001
00:46:50,733 --> 00:46:52,015
Butterfinger pieces.
1002
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:54,268
- How fattening you are.
Thank you.
1003
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:57,770
- Are they just destroyed?
- You bet yes
1004
00:46:57,774 --> 00:47:00,194
- Just as we want to gorge
ourselves into an early grave,
1005
00:47:00,195 --> 00:47:02,203
we really have to go...
now!
1006
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,115
Charlie Sheen.
1007
00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:08,866
Bush.
- Is something wrong?
1008
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:11,158
>
1009
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,662
- Oh no,
it's all cool.
1010
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,333
What's wrong?
1011
00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:16,211
We've
We have a ridiculously big dinner,
1012
00:47:16,212 --> 00:47:18,919
burp and fart
to fill our hearts,
1013
00:47:21,965 --> 00:47:23,795
and now we go,
just like other Americans -
1014
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,679
I look so young in photos that.
1015
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,849
Holy crap
1016
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,730
All right, it looks like
like you have us
1017
00:47:33,731 --> 00:47:36,596
Oh look, they put it out
more bread pizza
1018
00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,546
Everyone: Ooh!
- go!
Come on let's go!
1019
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:05,297
More sprinkles.
1020
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:24,691
Oh, and some Fresh bread.
1021
00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:26,278
- Wow.
This country throws out
so many cars
1022
00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:27,905
It's fantastic
1023
00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:29,446
This isn't good.
1024
00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:32,199
The Wilsons need me,
and I have disappointed them.
1025
00:48:32,201 --> 00:48:34,911
At least I can do,
if we don't succeed ,
1026
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:37,831
is writing a note
cleaning them up
1027
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,249
Can you?
1028
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,750
Hassan, how are you doing
building something?
1029
00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:43,841
- not as good as
like blowing something.
1030
00:48:43,842 --> 00:48:45,418
- That will happen
To replace.
1031
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,884
Take that welding bullshit
and come along with me
1032
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:52,005
- What are we building?
- You will see!
1033
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:02,610
- This hurts my wrist.
1034
00:49:02,611 --> 00:49:05,984
- Sorry, ma'am /> I am under the command
1035
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:09,105
Alright. P>
1036
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,822
- You can do it? P>
1037
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,741
- This is very classified. P>
1038
00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:14,701
- so you
1039
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,042
- I'm not sure you know
what the word means,
1040
00:49:17,043 --> 00:49:18,868
but thank you.
1041
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:25,129
- Ooh, Chris Matthews went
to get moist all this time.
1042
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:29,633
- Honey, isn't this the best
birthday present,
1043
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,969
see neighbors we
went to jail?
1044
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,720
- nice jewelry
1045
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,681
- Hey, what song
Should I play now?
1046
00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:39,016
What about America, Eff Yeah,
1047
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:40,848
from the Team America movie? P>
1048
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,854
- The song is ironic, Chet. P>
1049
00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:45,475
- It's not ironic
if you don't get a joke
1050
00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:50,108
"Ow!
1051
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,822
It's better to be free from the cage.
1052
00:49:51,823 --> 00:49:54,993
- Biting my justice,
you eat the food is gone!
1053
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,326
- Now, I know things look bad,
1054
00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,119
but we can't just give up.
1055
00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,915
We have to keep hope
1056
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,916
it's something or someone
can save us
1057
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,919
- Right, children.
1058
00:50:06,921 --> 00:50:08,921
We should hope
for something better
1059
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,882
because that's what we do.
1060
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:14,052
I don't know who will help us.
It could be strangers.
1061
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:16,013
It could be someone
who hasn't been born yet.
1062
00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:17,723
Could be -
1063
00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:19,182
Pigeon skull!
1064
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,767
- Is that a superhero?
1065
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,308
- No, this is a burning skull!
Weaving machines
1066
00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:30,652
- Greetings, infidels!
1067
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,362
- This is Claude.
1068
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,993
- my name is achmed
1069
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:50,088
- Girl's car!
1070
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,839
Substitute Wiener!
1071
00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:54,762
- Ah, hell, no
1072
00:50:57,638 --> 00:50:59,138
> - Leave him alone, Chet! P>
1073
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,019
You are wrong
with America! P>
1074
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:03,347
- No!
You are wrong
with America!
1075
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:04,644
Americaw!
1076
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:08,685
- Gentlemen,
You are both right!
1077
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:11,151
- Hey, what-
Get out of the way!
1078
00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:12,444
- I hate you, Chet!
1079
00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:13,735
- Damn-
- I always hate you!
1080
00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:15,028
- Car Turd!
1081
00:51:15,031 --> 00:51:18,031
- HEY -
1082
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:19,451
Oh.
Sorry .
1083
00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,744
- Don't worry.
1084
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,785
We have Obamacare.
1085
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:27,084
Hello, Wilsons!
I love you!
1086
00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,535
- Whoa! P>
1087
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,421
- Even you,
you are a little backstabber! P>
1088
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,298
- thank you, achmed
1089
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:36,299
- I still say he's a bad person! P> p>
1090
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:39,012
- Someone has practiced!
1091
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:40,683
- thank you
1092
00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:48,686
- Pantyhose Great Hoover.
What's the matter?
1093
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,939
- I changed myself I entered
1094
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,322
- He changed himself
into a bomb
1095
00:51:52,323 --> 00:51:54,778
- I thought he said,
"Turn yourself up."
1096
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,819
- When did you pass
from Quantico? P>
1097
00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:58,115
Get ready to shoot. P>
1098
00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:01,076
- What is the way? P>
1099
00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:02,867
- Lebih baik, lebih buruk lagi.
1100
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,120
- don't shoot
Please, listen to him.
1101
00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:09,876
- Women and men
and big dangerous weapons,
1102
00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:12,667
I go back to tell you
/> that these amazing people,
1103
00:52:12,672 --> 00:52:16,591
Wilsons, don't deserve
to be taken to prison
1104
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,718
I do
1105
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,638
- Wait, wait, wait.
Why are we all just gasping?
1106
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:23,269
We know he has to be jailed.
1107
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,556
- I don't know
1108
00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:26,268
I feel a little stupid
1109
00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:28,059
> about that now
1110
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,942
- It's true that I came here
1111
00:52:29,943 --> 00:52:31,769
with the intention
of doing you hurt,
1112
00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:34,403
but it's over.
1113
00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:36,822
>
1114
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:39,156
And Wilsons doesn't have anything
to do with it
1115
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:41,157
because they are worthy,
good people,
1116
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:43,199
- Accepted.
1117
00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:47,122
- Only Wilsons crime
is seeing the best in me,
1118
00:52:47,123 --> 00:52:51,001
and the only evil I don't see is
the best in inside...
1119
00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:54,009
and plan to explode
entire cities, yada, yada
1120
00:52:54,010 --> 00:52:55,915
- If I can say a word or two words.
1121
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,842
- Of course, sir.
Where did the shots kill me, people? P>
1122
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,218
- I didn't see them. P>
1123
00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:02,509
Oh wait. P>
1124
00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,556
That's better.
We are clear
1125
00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:06,427
Subjects are in the target zone.
1126
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:08,351
- On my orders, in three...
1127
00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:09,772
- I want to say a few words
1128
00:53:09,773 --> 00:53:12,439
p>
1129
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,940
about this amazing young man.
1130
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:16,484
- Hey, anyone who is playing
with the laser pen out there
1131
00:53:16,485 --> 00:53:18,025
must really stop
1132
00:53:18,029 --> 00:53:19,319
You can release the retina.
1133
00:53:19,322 --> 00:53:20,906
- .. Two, one, f -
1134
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,197
- Sniper team, back!
1135
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,784
- What-
Who is that?
1136
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,575
- I said back! P>
1137
00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:28,705
That's a direct order! P>
1138
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,456
This is General Charles McCarthy
1139
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,338
from the United States
Joint Command,
1140
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:35,705
and I ordered you
to retreat now
1141
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,130
That's better.
1142
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:39,799
- This is a miracle.
- Type.
1143
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,890
- Now throw a weapon You
in the drainage ditch.
1144
00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:47,599
And let Mr. Wilson spoke. P>
1145
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,559
- Thank you, General McCarthy. P>
1146
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,810
And thank you, son. P>
1147
00:53:58,611 --> 00:54:00,820
- Why didn't they shoot him?
He was on there.
1148
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,571
- He surrendered peacefully.
1149
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:04,241
- Not in my America.
1150
00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,912
- Well, honey, this isn't true.
1151
00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:09,410
- Why can't you
support my hobby more? P>
1152
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,415
- Itu tidak baik.
1153
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,090
I can see the cave from here.
1154
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:23,009
- Au revoir,
You're fried in French head.
1155
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:26,220
- Now, Chet!
- Don't "now , Chet "me. P>
1156
00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:28,515
He gets what is right for him. P>
1157
00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:30,766
You do good things,
and you will be rewarded. P>
1158
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,937
do bad things,
and it's just la bye-bye.
1159
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:36,564
Hiya, Chet.
1160
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,275
- Save me, Sean Hannity!
1161
00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:45,365
- No!
My fuel-saving hybrids! P>
1162
00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:47,026
- My lower body
1163
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:59,169
A "J"
1164
00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:01,421
- Anyway, you said
1165
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:04,634
p>
1166
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:08,135
- How can you still live?
- I think I know
1167
00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,639
Because of the American dream
the burns inside him
1168
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:12,225
- Actually,
It's a piece of shrapnel.
1169
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:14,806
But I feel you.
1170
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,650
Yes, I admit now.
He is just a talking frame.
1171
00:55:17,651 --> 00:55:19,978
Without intending to offend.
- Please.
We pass that.
1173
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:25,822
because he believes
America we all believe,
1174
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,867
where you can make
a new beginning
1175
00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,747
no matter where you come from,
1176
00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:32,825
where you can arrive
in this country
1177
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,830
without even a dollar in your pocket,
1178
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,420
change your name,
and make a new life. p >
1179
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:40,128
It happened to someone
You may have heard,
1180
00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:43,669
someone named Miss Shania Twain.
1181
00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:47,594
- She is not an American?
- Canada < /p>
1182
00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:49,554
No.
1183
00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,635
- Who is Shania Twain?
1184
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,890
Second:
I love Shania Twain.
1185
00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:55,769
You do p >
1186
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:59,856
- So, to quote one
Shania Twain's biggest hit -
1187
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,397
- Humans!
I feel like a girl!?
1188
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,690
- No.
1189
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,361
Let's find a new spirit
1190
00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:06,654
cooperation and forgiveness.
1191
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,155
- That doesn't impress me?
1192
00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:10,077
- That's not it.
I'm heading there.
1193
00:56:10,078 --> 00:56:12,076
Let's put
our hearts together and -
1194
00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,868
- Well, that's two
of his biggest hits
1195
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,161
according to Billboard's
country-western charts -
1196
00:56:15,164 --> 00:56:17,499
- Shut up !
You said
1197
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,876
- Let's make a new Americaville
1198
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:25,006
and America just
from now on!
1199
00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:27,507
Everyone: Ah!
1200
00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:30,350
p>
1201
00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:36,481
- Okay, that's too big
1202
00:56:42,108 --> 00:56:45,318
- Come here.
1203
00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:48,319
A "J"
1204
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,241
- I don't think there is anyone
for me to hug.
1205
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:52,826
- Is this your little fool?
annoying dog?
1206
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:54,827
- Billy!
- Billy?
1207
00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:56,329
My name is Claude.
1208
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,957
- Not stupid,
The name of the dog is Bill.
1209
00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,878
- You're an American giving your dog
the name of a person? p >
1210
00:57:01,879 --> 00:57:04,257
You were dimwitted
because you were boring
1211
00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,426
I thought I had just been shot
with an arrow
1212
00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:11,797
- Uh, you can all go home.
Sorry about that
1213
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,179
- It's okay. P>
1214
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,180
And Achmed
is free to go too, right? P>
1215
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,474
- Uh...
1216
00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,555
- No, I'm a villain.
1217
00:57:18,561 --> 00:57:20,981
I don't think
there is a Shania Twain song
1218
00:57:20,982 --> 00:57:23,568
to help me escape by paying my debt
for the community
1219
00:57:23,569 --> 00:57:26,106
- Nobody needs to know
is right.
1220
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,650
- Loom
1221
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,452
- How do you like it?
This President! P>
1222
00:57:31,453 --> 00:57:32,869
- From the United States? P>
1223
00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:35,737
- Iya nih,
Amerika Serikat Motor Company!
1224
00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:40,498
- Eh, Mr. Ach-med,
1225
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:42,879
I just spoke
to the Attorney General,
1226
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,544
and based on my offer
1227
00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:47,255
for personal guarantee
your rejection of terrorism
1228
00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:48,876
and the fact
that you have never performed
1229
00:57:48,883 --> 00:57:50,467
anything that is damaging...
1230
00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:52,218
- That's right .
He blows.
1231
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,389
- our government is ready
to give you full,
1232
00:57:54,390 --> 00:57:56,308
complete,
and unconditional forgiveness. p >
1233
00:57:56,309 --> 00:57:58,177
- Yay!
1234
00:57:58,184 --> 00:58:00,685
- With one condition.
- Boo!
1235
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:03,356
- That you shared with me
plan for that amazing car
1236
00:58:03,357 --> 00:58:05,064
that you just visited here today.
1237
00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:07,525
- My car?
1238
00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:10,316
- Yes, you're done
which seems impossible
1239
00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:12,951
p>
1240
00:58:12,952 --> 00:58:16,238
in America Americans
actually want to buy.
1241
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:18,369
- This is a bad trip.
1242
00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:20,620
- That's an agreement.
All: Yay! p >
1243
00:58:20,623 --> 00:58:22,290
- With one condition.
1244
00:58:22,291 --> 00:58:23,750
All: Boo!
1245
00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:26,001
- No, no, this is a good condition.
1246
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,712
All: Yay!
- Yay? P>
1247
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,923
- condition
You give credit
1248
00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:33,927
for real men
Design this car, Wayne Wilson. P>
1249
00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:35,637
- I think
that looks familiar. P>
1250
00:58:35,638 --> 00:58:37,138
- It must be. P>
1251
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,519
Hassan and I build it
based on your drawing
1252
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,476
The skull that lights up is me .
1253
00:58:41,477 --> 00:58:44,607
- Hey, everyone, Carl and I
are opening a bed and breakfast.
1254
00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:45,975
Sorry, Ev.
1255
00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:47,819
- Well, I asked -
When will you leave
1256
00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:49,356
finally for yourself.
1257
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,985
Go happy.
1258
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:53,655
Leave me and Stan
a beach house in Roanoke.
1259
00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:55,656
- Stan?
- Goodbye!
1260
00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:58,576
I am a terrible mayor.
1261
00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:01,287
I am a terrible mayor.
1262
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:03,078
p>
1263
00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:04,832
- this is the country
you want to stay in
1264
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:07,961
- Nothing is better
1265
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:12,131
- Then maybe you can
a reference
1266
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,551
p>
1267
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,552
for my job application?
1268
00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:20,265
- Former terrorist logs,
love date 8/3/13
1269
00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:24,266
I am now a citizen
of Americaville. P>
1270
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:26,110
This is a good life. P>
1271
00:59:26,111 --> 00:59:28,895
Wayne and Ginny have found
their true calls
1272
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,239
Children have fun. P>
1273
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,905
1274
00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:42,077
Yes, all in all,
It's been a great year,
1275
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,499
and the next one
would be even better
1276
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,377
Good night, Wayne.
- Good night, Achmed.
1277
00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:52,168
- Good night, Ginny.
- Good night, Achmed.
1278
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:54,132
- Good night, Cassidy.
Good night, Kevin. P>
1279
00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:55,553
Good night, Jeff is small. P>
1280
00:59:55,554 --> 00:59:57,594
- Good night.
- Good night! P>
1281
00:59:57,595 --> 01:00:00,885
- Good night, dog with
dynamite in his mouth
1282
01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,599
Uh oh.
1283
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,020
A good child
1284
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:19,233
A "J"
1285
01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:41,547
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