1 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:40,458 This is a story about stick figures who live 2 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:46,727 in a world full of monsters and explosions and raccoons 3 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,683 and a lot of other cool stuff too. 4 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:53,562 And it all takes place on a little planet we 5 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:57,770 like to call Earth. 6 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,105 There it is. 7 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,700 Fart. Who the fuck cares? 8 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:18,329 I can't wait for lunch. My god. 9 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,059 Do you think there are going to be boys at this school or what? 10 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,712 Ew! Boys have cooties. 11 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,505 Audios, assholes. I'm late for a rave. 12 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,798 Yee! 13 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,472 No! 14 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,887 Not the Explosion Factory! 15 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,863 Where'd you learn to walk... cripple school? 16 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,449 Nice! 17 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,160 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 18 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,571 Kiss my butt losers. Hey, bitch. 19 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,540 You want a pixie stick? My mom says those turn you into a whore. 20 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,085 Probably! Hello, Blue! 21 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,662 Hey, Lord Tourettes. Wow! 22 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,921 First day of class? Yeah. 23 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,007 Splendid! Mine as well! 24 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,385 Say, there's a young jerk face looking for you. 25 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,046 Says he wants to beat your back until you die. 26 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,302 Well, ta-ta. Ha ha ha! 27 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,391 Wee. 28 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,688 Sup, bro. You new here or what? 29 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,853 Yeah. First day. 30 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,686 Must be 'cause otherwise you'd know that this seesaw's for fifth graders. 31 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,612 Sorry. I didn't know. 32 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,024 Yeah? 33 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:31,489 Price for playing on the fifth grade playground is your milk money. 34 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,867 But I'm lactose intolerant. Really? 35 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,910 Well let's see if you're fist-tose intolerant. 36 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,802 What's the matter, blue kid? My mom says I drink too much water. 37 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:49,381 That's how come I cry so much and pee. Gross! 38 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:55,343 You know, I got held back five years, but my muscles didn't. 39 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:02,353 Old MacDonald had a farm, now you're going to die, nerd! 40 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,529 What is that? Wow. 41 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,490 Look, it's an asteroid! 42 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,129 Sup? 43 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,093 My god! 44 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,925 Who is that? It's a new kid! 45 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,214 Get him! 46 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,509 My god. You're so sexy. 47 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,008 I know. Dude, you saved my life! 48 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,557 I know. What's your name? 49 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,057 I know. I mean, I'm Red. 50 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,267 My name is Blue. 51 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:08,938 No matter what happens, I promise I will always be your friend. 52 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,068 I know cuz I'm awesome! 53 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,047 Gelato. Mama mia! 54 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,148 Come on, Blue, please. I'm not going to tell you. 55 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,817 Please, please, please. No way. 56 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,237 I got you the greatest birthday present of all time. 57 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,746 I'm not going to spoil the surprise. You're such a jerk. 58 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,166 My god! 59 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,081 Wow! 60 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,038 You a jerk and a wuss. No. 61 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:56,124 All right you pussy. 62 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,673 I got to go to work. See you later, Blue. 63 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,305 I'll call you tonight. Okay, smoopsie poo-poo pie. 64 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,717 I can't wait to see what you get me for my birthday. 65 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,392 Hey, toots! Go to hell, Red. 66 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,432 Okay! See you there! 67 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,727 Gelato. 68 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,855 Dude, this place is a dump. You know where there is a dump? 69 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,440 Your bed. Ha ha ha! 70 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,446 God dammit, dude. Not again. 71 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,857 Use the toilet! 72 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,902 Gelatto. 73 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,779 Mr. Dingleberry. 74 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,457 You haven't paid rent in eight months. My god. 75 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,290 You're right. Here, let me get my checkbook. 76 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:36,374 Okay. I'll just wait right here. 77 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,918 Gelato. Again. 78 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:44,722 Expired, expired, rotten, poison. 79 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,724 Dude, you've been playing that first level for three hours. 80 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,890 Can you really not make that jump? I can make it. 81 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,517 I just hate that little guy. 82 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,979 Momma mia! Move over. 83 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,402 I've got a degree in advanced joystick theory and I ain't afraid to use it. 84 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,898 Yeah, I heard you practicing last night. Olivia. 85 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,614 Mon. You do it for me every time. 86 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:08,121 There, done with hand crocheted towel of Olivia Mon. 87 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,451 Time to jack off. 88 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,413 Let me show you how this shit's done, son. What the fuck? 89 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,792 Who took the lights? 90 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,462 I mean, we haven't paid the electricity bill in seven months. 91 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,669 We pay for electricity? You don't! 92 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,376 I do. Wait! 93 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,903 All of our food's going to go bad! All of our food is bad! 94 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:31,348 Can't let precious foods go to waste. Dude, you know that's all expired? 95 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,024 I don't care! God. 96 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,981 Not the milk! 97 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,613 I'll keep you safe in my belly, cow juice. 98 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,610 I think I'm gonna vom. Hey, listen. 99 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,155 I, I got a big problem. I totally just lied to Pink. 100 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,441 Her birthday's next week and I told her I got her the 101 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,417 greatest gift of all time, but I didn't get her anything! 102 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,710 Give her this mayonnaise jar. No. 103 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:57,621 Come on. 104 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,623 You know what girls like, right? What should I get her? 105 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,175 Hey, you should go see the raccoon... See who? 106 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,424 The rac... What are you trying to say? 107 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:09,842 I can only say so many words before I... 108 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,430 The raccoon! 109 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,147 He's got the coolest stuff. 110 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,694 Yesh! 111 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,494 I don't know if I should get my girlfriend a gift in the pawn shop. 112 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:28,151 You should get her this cool hat! Yeah, try it on. 113 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:32,789 So, you want a gift for your girlfriend, hey? 114 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:33,243 Whoa. 115 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,869 How'd you know? You talk very loud. 116 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,207 Fits perfect! 117 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:43,003 Did you touch that fucking bear trap? No. 118 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,672 Idiot. Um. 119 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,553 So me and my girlfriend have been dating a long time and I 120 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,965 want to get her something super romantic. 121 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:54,799 I've got the perfect gift for you. But first, a story. 122 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,060 No! People stories. 123 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:04,271 A long time ago in ancient Japan my country was at war. 124 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,532 My small village was all that was left. 125 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:11,740 Knowing I may die in battle, I gave my wife a symbol of 126 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:15,157 undying love, a lotus flower. 127 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,169 Armed with the weapon of my ancestors, the Great Sword of 128 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,957 Destiny, I'd have to confront my fate. 129 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:27,048 But the mighty beast, Ocho Muerto, emerged from the sea 130 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,464 and took my wife. 131 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,304 I was too late. 132 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:38,723 In my rage, I fought the Tachigami Demon Army and slew 133 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:42,313 ten hundred thousand hundred warriors. 134 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:48,107 Honorably, all that remain was Armor Tachigami himself. 135 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:52,369 Though he shattered the bread and scattered it to the wind, 136 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,748 as he lay dying he said to me, fuck you. 137 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,533 He was a douche bag. 138 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:02,921 You may have won the battle, raccoon, but the ghosts of my 139 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:07,835 warriors will haunt the Great Sword of Destiny forever! 140 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,756 And with that he died, but his curse remains 141 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:17,677 guarding the sword against any who may seek to use it's great power again. 142 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:22,099 But the power of the bread was too strong, even for me. 143 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:26,691 And in the fury of battle, I found I destroyed not only the 144 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:31,404 Tachigami Demon Army, but all of Japan! 145 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:38,077 Dishonored, my kinsmen banished me from my home never again to return. 146 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,750 Sorry. I was bored by my own story. 147 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,040 Wait! So where's the sword? 148 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,967 There is only one left alive who knows. Who? 149 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,252 Hold up. 150 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,421 Why the hell would I give Pink a sword? This is retarded. 151 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,805 No! 152 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:59,769 Bring me the sword and in return, I shall give you the greatest gift a girl... 153 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,520 No! A woman... 154 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:02,726 No! 155 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,109 A goddess could hope to ever receive. 156 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,977 Is it a dick? Yes. 157 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,770 Really? No. 158 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,818 You're very gullible. 159 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,154 Well, who even knows where it still is? 160 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,196 You must find the man who considers me his 161 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:21,617 greatest enemy, my son, Son Sun. 162 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,462 Nope. You're weird. 163 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,798 I'm just going to go buy her some flowers. Shit, I'll find that sword. 164 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,921 This sounds awesome. What? 165 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,347 Really? Yeah, man. 166 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,807 It's a 10,000-year-old sword hidden in Japan guarded by demon ninjas. 167 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,688 That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard of! 168 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,936 Dude, you're going to get yourself killed going after that thing. 169 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:46,975 Maybe. 170 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:51,149 But at least I'm not a god damn Pussy! I'm not a pussy! 171 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,111 You are a pussy with a capital vagina! 172 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,868 I told you about the bread because I thought you would 173 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:01,031 have the courage to do something extraordinary. 174 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,073 Yeah, right. 175 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,289 All he does all day is sit in his room playing with his joystick. 176 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:09,126 He'd totally get killed. 177 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,546 Have fun staying home, man! I'll send you a post card. 178 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,386 This was a mistake. 179 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:19,550 Only a true hero could find the great sword of destiny. 180 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,560 But I can see now, it is not you. 181 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,434 You're wrong. 182 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,144 Oh? Yeah. 183 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,654 I'm going to find the shit out of that sword. 184 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,361 It's going to be very dangerous. 185 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:39,699 Good, pussy's hate danger and I'm not a pussy. 186 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,792 Give me that! Aw, yeah! 187 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,666 Time to get our quest on! Woo! 188 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,469 Okay. Maybe I was wrong. 189 00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,090 This is pretty scary. Seriously? 190 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,724 Do you want to get Pink a sick present or not? 191 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:02,971 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 192 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,723 Let's go. Aw, yeah. 193 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:09,311 Follow my lead. Crap. 194 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,480 There's guards. What do we do? 195 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,652 Cartwheel. Cartwheel? 196 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,156 Holy shit! Did you see that? 197 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,609 No. Me neither. 198 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:20,868 Shew. 199 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,912 Hey, you hiding behind those crates! Cartwheel, dude! 200 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:30,166 Where'd he go? Damn cartwheels every time. 201 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,545 Woo. 202 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,456 See, how would you have any fun without me? 203 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,629 Reading is fun. Your mom's fun. 204 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:41,839 Now let's find ourselves a boat. How about this one? 205 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,137 It's perfect. 206 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,895 Dude, let's just get on that one. No way! 207 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,857 Have you seen how awesome this thing is? The guns have guns. 208 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,610 This one's got boobs and beer. Red? 209 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,322 Boobs and beer! 210 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,704 I'm going to regret this. 211 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,114 Holt, bro. 212 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,076 This booze cruise is for college house dudes and dudettes only! 213 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,460 Oh, holy shit! You're that freshman 15 dude, dude. 214 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,462 Didn't you, like, nail 15 freshman chicks in, like, one night? 215 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,089 Naked party! Here we go! 216 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,467 Woo! Oh, shit! 217 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,390 That's, like, four! Fuck my life! 218 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,596 Oh, yeah. 219 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,561 That was back in my college years. Can't believe this, only 15. 220 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,187 Yes, bro. Yes! 221 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,729 That what I'm talking about! Dude, welcome aboard bro dude bro. 222 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,019 Keg's on the poop deck, babes on the port side. 223 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,564 Watch out for Neptune. Party foul! 224 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,240 Aw. Whoa! 225 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,404 Titties, here I come! Oh, wow. 226 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,203 That was away easy. Halt, bro! 227 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,037 This party train's sailing for Port Cool so consider yourself the third wheel. 228 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:50,791 Wait. 229 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,310 But I thought we were cool? You thought thinking was cool? 230 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,537 Dude? 231 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,049 What the hell? Sorry, dude! 232 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:03,053 Should have banged more freshmen chicks! How the fuck am I going to get to Japan? 233 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,932 Take your car, Stupid! Hey! 234 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,352 We only have room for one more pallet! Should we load the beer or the life vests? 235 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,976 Load the beer! No regrets! 236 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,061 No regrets! 237 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:25,151 Let's get this party started. Captain DJ, make that anchor drop. 238 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,412 And so Red and Blue took a booze cruise across the 239 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:39,461 ocean blue, but they were attacked by pirates and they were all beheaded! 240 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,126 Just kidding. 241 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,920 They all got sea scurvy and died out of their butts. 242 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,130 No. These are all lies. 243 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:51,018 Unfortunately, they made it to Japan. But pirates sounded pretty cool, right? 244 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,270 All right. Here's Japan. 245 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,973 Whoa! All right! 246 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,707 Dude, this place is so racist. Pay phone, bitches. 247 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,709 You ladies want to sumo wrestle? I'm gonna die here. 248 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,048 See ya, dudes! No regrets! 249 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,876 No regrets, dudes! Aw, so happy. 250 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,693 I am so angry! 251 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,658 I'm in danger of failing out of Ninja Video Game Academy. 252 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,451 I'm in love with him. Fuck you. 253 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,291 Why do the koi fish cr-cr-cry? 254 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,965 Why do the koi fish die, die, die? This place is too cartoony for me. 255 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,548 Why do the koi fish cry, cry, cry? 256 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:10,386 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dead. 257 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,216 Oh, sick! Ramen. 258 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:16,646 This this some crunchy ass rice. Red, that's a bowl of tiny cell phones. 259 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,517 I've had a lot of painful poops, but this is gonna be a bad one. 260 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,396 Yeah. Good luck with that. 261 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,318 You need the directions? Oh yeah. 262 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,566 Wow. That would be great. 263 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,744 Thanks! Um. 264 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,422 We're trying to get to this restaurant. Do you know it? 265 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,285 Ha. He. 266 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,705 Are you okay? 267 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,585 What is wrong with her face? 268 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:49,962 Yeah. 269 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,723 You are extremely unhelpful. 270 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,110 Oh, my god. 271 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,961 All those animes were documentaries. 272 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,946 That sushi restaurant better be close. I'm hungry for some more cell phones. 273 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,959 Dude, I think we're here. 274 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,678 How are we going to know what the racoon's kid even looks like? 275 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,847 Please, have a seat. Guess he's not here. 276 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,890 Can I help you? 277 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:43,899 We... we've traveled a long way to find this village. 278 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,861 Do you know the raccoon? The raccoon? 279 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:53,193 I hate that guy. His voice sounds so stupid, right, guys? 280 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,861 Ha, ha, ha. Totally. 281 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,706 Eat your noodles. I don't want to eat my noodles! 282 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:03,085 I am Son Sun, son of Papa Sun, the one you 283 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:07,048 call the raccoon. What? 284 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,677 This is my wife, Wife Sun, and my son, Grand Son Sun. 285 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,760 Raccoon looks nothing like his family. 286 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,391 A family he abandoned when he dishonored 287 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,645 the mighty Japan with the Greatest Sword of Destiny. 288 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:25,525 It was too powerful for him and you will never find it! 289 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,103 Oh, this is some bullshit! 290 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,694 I want some god damn sushi! 291 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:35,656 I will cut the sushi after I cut you! 292 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,750 Wasabi! A spicy seaweed! 293 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,294 Miso! 294 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:50,299 Hot tea! Fuck you! 295 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,508 Ooh! Okay. 296 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,919 I will make you sushi. 297 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,392 Oh, thank Godzilla. 298 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,224 I think I like the cell phones better. 299 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,891 So the raccoon, Papa Sun, said that you'd know where to find the sword. 300 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,737 I swore an oath that I would never reveal 301 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,108 the location of the weapon so it may never fall into his hands again. 302 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,731 Oh, no. It's not for the raccoon. 303 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,321 It's for me. Well, that's fine. 304 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,684 It's just up at that mountain. 305 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,495 Nope. 306 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,374 Whoa! Red Sun, you're so fat. 307 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,588 I had a whole bowl of cell phones for lunch. 308 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,424 That explains it. 309 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,138 Oh, sick. 310 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,679 Damn, I bet they got hella swords in there. 311 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,477 Hey. Hey, why you no pay? 312 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,486 Mr. Makasan, you stop! Very dangerous! 313 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,738 You go no further! Sorry, man. 314 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,498 We're kind of getting our quest on. Yeah. 315 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:57,645 Don't worry about it, pussy. 316 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:02,201 Getting my quest on, singing the quest song. 317 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,781 Red! Dude, wait! 318 00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,201 All the girls are like... - Who's that brave ass dude? 319 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,415 It's mother fucking Red in the Temple of Doom, 320 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,421 boulders, air, roach, snakes and spiders. 321 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,083 I'm not scared of anything, not even fire. 322 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:18,262 A creepy ass castle and a mountain mask, walking right inside and I'm kicking it's ass. 323 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,432 Aw, a splinter. 324 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,394 This place might be dangerous after all. 325 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,101 Whoa. There it is. 326 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,645 Man, that little panda was right. 327 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,623 My god. That's a bad one. 328 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,704 Evasive maneuvers. 329 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,931 It's just the hilt of the sword! The what of the sword? 330 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,764 It's just the handle! That sucks. 331 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,143 You think? 332 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,305 We came all this way for the god damn handle! 333 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:13,063 Man, this is a cool drawing. It's got, like, all three condiments. 334 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,020 You mean continents? Yeah. 335 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,565 There's squiggle, super squiggle and America. 336 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,822 Which one are we are now? We're on squiggle! 337 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,996 So there's two pieces left? I guess so. 338 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,031 I don't fucking know. 339 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,675 Oh, hey, guys. Sup? 340 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,512 We are the Tachigami Demon Army. 341 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:50,601 Our blades burn like fire and our fire stings like ice and 342 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,438 our ice is really fucking cold. 343 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,025 We are cursed to protect the Great Sword of Destiny from 344 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:01,657 anyone who seek to use its might power. 345 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,692 We don't want to use it. 346 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:06,157 I-, I just wanted a birthday present for my girlfriend. 347 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,323 Then we shall kill her too because she will have the sword. 348 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,372 Wait dude. Can't we talk about this? 349 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:18,798 The only thing we're going to talk about is, how that you're about to be! 350 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,009 Crack this! This party sucks! 351 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,754 Run for it! Seize their swords! 352 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,891 From our point of view, they are the villains, not us! 353 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,303 He's supposed to be rational from our side of the story! 354 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,221 Dude, that's just cra! 355 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,685 Stop running your mouth and start running your legs! 356 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,479 Why? Are the cops coming? 357 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,142 Yes. 358 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,072 This is all your fault! 359 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,953 I don't know why I ever let you talk me into this! 360 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,076 You shut up! The cops are coming! 361 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:52,040 They're not cops! They're demons! 362 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:53,663 Really? 363 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,787 Why do demons scare you less than cops? Demons don't have guns. 364 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,187 I should have never gone on this stupid quest. 365 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,464 I would have been better off getting her that bear trap. 366 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,770 You mean that sweet hat? 367 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,263 Red, come on! 368 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:04,988 Be very careful with that dynamite. It's going to the Explosion Factory. 369 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:26,339 Holy crap, we made it. And we're floating away! 370 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,845 What you talkin' about? 371 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,844 I mean, the tides are carrying us out to sea! 372 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,347 Aw, yea! Bermuda Triangle, here we come! 373 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,602 Well, what are we going to do? I don't know. 374 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,855 But hey, at least we got sushi. 375 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,976 See ya, Japan! You stink crazy! 376 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,401 Row boat trip! Woo! 377 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,160 Would you shut up? 378 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,087 I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we're in some deep shit. 379 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:57,328 I think it's called a rowboat. That isn't funny! 380 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:58,743 We're stuck in the middle of the ocean with only the hilt 381 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,753 of this stupid sword and now we're going to die out here and miss Pink's birthday! 382 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,082 I don't know why you're doing all this crazy stuff for her any way. 383 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,962 Who cares? She's just a girl! 384 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,215 Well, I love her, okay. That's why! 385 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:12,678 What does that mean? 386 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,684 Wait, you really don't know what love means? 387 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:16,935 Course you don't. 388 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,722 It's this feeling you get when you see someone. 389 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:24,188 Deep down inside of you your heart starts pumping and you just feel happy all over. 390 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,483 It's the strongest most wonderful feeling you can have for someone. 391 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,489 So you mean a boner? No! 392 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,618 Dude, I'm in love all day. You are such an idiot! 393 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,216 I wouldn't do all this for a boner. 394 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,037 I'd just go online and look up pictures of your mom. 395 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,698 Shut up! 396 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,106 I'm doing this because I think she's in love with me too. 397 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,868 No way, man. She likes me. 398 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,167 What? Yeah, dude. 399 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,795 She's always giving me those dirty looks. Because she hates you! 400 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:51,135 Red, not every girl in the world thinks you're cool, hot shit. 401 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,717 Yeah they do. 402 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,765 Why do you think I beat up all those bullies back in kindergarten? 403 00:27:54,923 --> 00:28:00,100 To save my life. What? 404 00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:01,605 No. 405 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,640 Dude, I was trying to impress all those chicks. 406 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,433 What? 407 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,898 Yeah, worked pretty good too. 408 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,983 You've beaten me up, embarrassed me, screwed my 409 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,569 ex-girlfriends, crapped in my bed, stolen my shit, eaten my 410 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,279 food and taken my money for years! 411 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,723 I stayed friends with you this whole time because for some 412 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:19,081 reason I actually thought you were my friend too! 413 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:23,327 Wow, you must feel pretty stupid. Fuck you! 414 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,050 You're such an asshole! 415 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,844 I can't believe you let me think we were actually friends! 416 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:38,225 Well maybe I'd be friends with you if you weren't such a god damn loser all the time! 417 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,885 I'm a loser? 418 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,939 I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet! That was one time! 419 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:48,102 You're just racist against elephants! 420 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:51,522 I can't believe I stuck by your side for 20 god damn years! 421 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,274 I'm not your friend anymore! Good! 422 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,026 I'm not yours! Great. 423 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,244 Awesome! Good. 424 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,528 I'm glad. 425 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,029 Hey, baby. This one's for you. 426 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,777 Oh, my god. Who is that? 427 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,871 Yea. 428 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:44,454 So, what are you doing after recess? 429 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,416 Holy shit. Red. 430 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,593 Red, are you dead? Naw, man. 431 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:58,798 Just tannin' my back. God damn it. 432 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:03,686 Where are we? We're in paradise, mon! 433 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:06,058 No, we're not! We're on a deserted island! 434 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,770 We should really sail to dinner island first. 435 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:12,019 No, deserted island... my god. Is there a burrito island? 436 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,981 That sounds way better. Oh, my god. 437 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,324 Oh, my god. I'm actually going to die. 438 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,243 I'm going to die next to an asshole and I'll never see Pink's boobs again. 439 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,196 Yeah, and I'm getting real worried this place doesn't have internet. 440 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,328 Oh, shit. Maybe... 441 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,205 Oh, no. Where's my phone? 442 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:28,914 Wait, dude! 443 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,269 Didn't you eat a bowl full of tiny cell phones for lunch? 444 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,125 Oh. yeah! 445 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:36,714 Come on. 446 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:39,299 Nope. Dude. 447 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:41,840 It's not coming out. 448 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,896 Here, let me try. Not so hard, asshole. 449 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:52,518 How about this? Stop it. 450 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,358 Let me just to dial it with my butt muscles. 451 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,026 Yup, this is my nightmare. 452 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,955 It's ringing! I can't believe I'm doing this. 453 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:10,540 If you fart, I'll kill you. Careful, if I fart, I'll kill you. 454 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:11,999 Hello. 455 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,005 You've reached Global Rescue Services, ready to rescue you 456 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:17,092 wherever you are, especially if you're stuck on a deserted island. 457 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,217 Hello. 458 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,220 Can you hear me? Well, hello yourself baby. 459 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,972 You can rescue me anytime. 460 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,928 What are you wearing? What are you doing? 461 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:25,596 Oh, you know. Just bored at work. 462 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,265 I get off at 7 if you want to meet up at Burrito Island then. 463 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:32,690 Oh, my god! 464 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,607 I think I broke the phone. 465 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:40,323 Screw you! That is it! 466 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,197 Where are you going? Home. 467 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,658 You can finish this god damn quest on your own. 468 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,243 I knew you were a pussy! 469 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,420 This was the stupidest idea. 470 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:57,917 Stupid lame ass Blue. That sword is gonna be tight. 471 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:03,263 Gettin' my beach on, singing the beach song, hoping that a crab doesn't nibble my balls. 472 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,649 This place is paradise. The sun is so warm. 473 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,238 The water's so clear. 474 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:27,120 The sand, like diamonds beneath my feet. 475 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,907 The air smells sweet, like... smoke? 476 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:33,785 Red! 477 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,469 Red, what did you do? What? 478 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,631 Oh, that. You ruin everything! 479 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:50,686 It's not that bad. We're going to be burned alive! 480 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,313 What is that? King Kong! 481 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,940 Is-is that a plane? Bees! 482 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,567 Holy shit! It is a plane! 483 00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,236 Sky demon! Ha, ha, ha. 484 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,902 Cheerio old chaps. Grab a hold! 485 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,885 Perfectly executed signal fire old chaps. 486 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,466 Spotted it a fort night away. 487 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:28,382 Still, damn shame you burned down Burrito Island. 488 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:32,552 That was Burrito Island? No! 489 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:36,518 Maybe it was Boobie Island. No! 490 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:38,228 Who are you? 491 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:41,110 You're flying with Captain Major Lieutenant Crookygrin, 492 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:45,445 Private First Class Retired. 493 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,318 You're a pilot? And an alcoholic. 494 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:51,284 1,000 flights, 1,000 crashes, perfect record. 495 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,958 Woop. Wa-Wa-whomp. 496 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,583 Trying to flip us over you old bitch. Did I mention I'm blind? 497 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,755 Alcohol blindness. Ha ha. 498 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,125 You and me both, brotha. Woo. 499 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,383 Ha ha ha. 500 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,384 What are you doing flying all the way out here? 501 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,171 On my way to Gay Paris. 502 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,683 I'm meeting an old friend from the war, Colonel Dingleberry. 503 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:12,763 Mr. Dingleberry? 504 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,855 He was a private when I knew him. 505 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,562 Haven't seen him since D-Day, or Dingle Day as he 506 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,065 liked to call it. 507 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,397 Ha ho. 508 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,688 We are on a top secret mission to stop two blokes from 509 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:26,151 finding the Great Sword of Destiny. 510 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,907 What two blokes? 511 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,818 The dossier said their names were, what 512 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:33,910 was it, Red and Blue. 513 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:37,701 Say, tell an old blind man your names. 514 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:41,671 Tom. And Tom. 515 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:45,505 Tom and Tom, not enough Toms in the world I've always said, by jove. 516 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,843 Jeff. For sure. 517 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:52,845 This mission's important to me lads, so important that I've quite drinking. 518 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,355 In fact, I think my alcohol blindness is being cured as we speak. 519 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,859 I-, I think I see a cloud and an eagle... bastard. 520 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,445 My god, the sun. Oh, shit. 521 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,654 He's gonna see us. What do we do? 522 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:11,777 Run away, man. Dude, we're screwed. 523 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,613 Maybe not. You thinking what I'm thinking? 524 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:15,996 Never. 525 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:18,450 We just get this guy sloshed and he'll be as blind as a pelican. 526 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,832 Pelicans aren't blind. Come on. 527 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:23,913 Here, Crooky a toast, for good luck. No. 528 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,798 No. I mustn't have a drop. 529 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,550 The fate of the queen depends on it. 530 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:30,886 Wouldn't be very proper to turn down a shot of English gin, would it? 531 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:35,467 Bitch, proper's my middle name. Woo-hoo! 532 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,978 Tally-ho! 533 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,064 See, I told you this was a bad idea! Whoa. 534 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:43,816 Dude, you're a lightweight. Balderdash! 535 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,940 I know that sound. Gentlemen, we're under attack. 536 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,908 Holy Crap. Are you serious? 537 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:55,324 Don't worry chaps. There's a 50-cal on the top turns. 538 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:59,499 One of you old boys be a sport and fend off those jerries for old pip, will you? 539 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,334 All right. You shoot the machine gun. 540 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:05,463 I'll keep the old guy flying the plane blind. That is the worst plan I've ever heard. 541 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:09,668 All right, fine. But in case I die, I still hate you. 542 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,234 I hope they shoot you in the face! 543 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,768 Seize their souls! Oh, shit! 544 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:24,433 Jet packed demon ninjas! 545 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:28,069 We've toasted to you, so now we got to toast to me. 546 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,901 Well, it's only customary. To Tom. 547 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,153 Who? Okay. 548 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,488 I got this. 549 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,215 Nice evasive maneuvers. 550 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,971 You'll leave my mother out of this, you twat. 551 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,932 To mothers. Everybody's got a mother. 552 00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,217 Your mom's got a mother. 553 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,822 Oh, my god. I just puked. 554 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,283 Don't get cocky! Crooky. 555 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,623 No! 556 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:35,553 Hey, Red. What's your favorite animals? 557 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:39,674 I like the color green a lot, but also the bathroom because that's where you can barf. 558 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,808 Hey! Hey, I got the last one! 559 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,689 You guys see that? Of course, you didn't. 560 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,439 You guys see that? 561 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,816 Pull up! We're gonna crash! 562 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,899 Are you hungry? You got to pull up right now! 563 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,107 We're going to crash! 564 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:18,592 Everyone okay? I'm fine. 565 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:22,016 I... I'm dying. Oh, shit! 566 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,222 Oh, god. 567 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,723 Here. Take this. 568 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,142 What is it? 569 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,777 You two must finish my mission now. 570 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:37,281 Stop those bastards, Red and Blue, from finding the Great Sword of Destiny. 571 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:42,037 It's hidden on top La Toure Eiffel. 572 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:43,951 What? What does that mean? 573 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:47,208 I'm counting on you my dear Tom and Tom. 574 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,248 No, wait! What is La Tour Eiffel? 575 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,664 Another flight, another crash... 576 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,960 perfect record. 577 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,549 Now, tally-ho. 578 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,760 May the eagles carry you up to heaven. 579 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,142 That dude's gonna have a hangover tomorrow. 580 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:08,809 Woo-wee. Dude, wait! 581 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:12,854 Since it looks like we're stuck together, we may as well work together. 582 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,298 I mean, I guess it was pretty sharp shooting up there with 583 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,780 those ninjas, even though you barfed like a loser. 584 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,482 Shut up. Come on. 585 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:23,779 Let's go find that blade. Check please. 586 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,447 Ooh la la. Yeah. 587 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,534 I'm going to probe this waitress for information. 588 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,544 Wait, you're going to do what? Red, where are you going? 589 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,802 Pick up! Pick up! 590 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,133 Hey, it's Blue. Just text me. 591 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,393 No one listens to voice mails. Hey, Blue. 592 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,475 It's Pink. 593 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:53,558 Just calling you for the hundredth time. Wh-where have you been? 594 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:57,478 Mailbox full, you crazy. Damn it. 595 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,653 I'm going to cut you, fool! I'm going to cut you! 596 00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,868 Sup, bitch. Hey, Stacy. 597 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,662 You haven't seen Red around have you? 598 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:16,081 Blue hasn't been answering his phone for, like, two days. 599 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,209 Who's Red? That guy you have sex with every day. 600 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,297 Which one? The one with the hat. 601 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:26,344 Oh, Steven. Sup, babe. 602 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,386 Ready for round trace? Never mind. 603 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,304 Red, when did you get that hat? 604 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:38,653 Sorry we couldn't meet again, old Crookygrin but I'm sure 605 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,856 I'll see you soon. I'm super old. 606 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,154 Are you sure it was Rouge and Blue? Oh, yup. 607 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:46,361 They went that away. Fantastic. 608 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:47,870 We will find them no matter what. 609 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:53,873 Comb the area and your mustaches, especially you, Jaque. 610 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,207 Oui. 611 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,589 Excellent work, Colonel Dingleberry. 612 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:06,013 The sword is safe thanks to you. You said I'd get a reward. 613 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,549 And you shall. 614 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:10,969 You'll be seeing your friend, Crookygrin, 615 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,763 sooner than you think! 616 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,724 Oh, shit. Should have seen that coming. 617 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,897 Yeah. 618 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,188 Let me show you how to French kiss. 619 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:24,824 Why don't you show me your toure felle instead? 620 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,071 Ha ha ha ha. What? 621 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,907 Red, what are you doing? Beat it, man. 622 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:33,576 Kind of having a private moment here. 623 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:38,668 Garson, there seems to be an asshole in our soup. 624 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,708 Dude, Tachigami and those ninjas could still be out there. 625 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:44,718 We've got to find La Tour Eiffel. Don't worry about him. 626 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:47,596 Why don't you es car go get us a bottle of wine? 627 00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,649 Don't forget that bottle of wine! Seriously? 628 00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:05,940 We don't have time for this? Have you seen this place? 629 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:11,325 There's wine and women everywhere! We're in paradise monsieur! 630 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,741 Nope, this is Paris and we got to find that stupid blade and get out of here. 631 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,328 Why are you always bossing everybody around? 632 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,167 What are you, the king of Europe? 633 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,957 I just don't have time for another interruption. 634 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:30,979 Rumors, rumors, in France it's called frommage. 635 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:35,390 It isn't a mirage. And it... 636 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:45,819 Bagette, bagette, it looks just like a duck! 637 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:50,781 You bake it in the oven and it smells just like a shit! 638 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:56,658 Because France's favorite meal is duck baby cheese power fuck. 639 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:02,129 Whoa. I swear, it's just like my son. 640 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:04,339 Dude, is that Lord Tourettes? Well hello! 641 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:08,044 Butt fuckers! Yeah, that's Lord Tourettes. 642 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:11,380 Dude, what are you doing in Paris? Playing the accordion. 643 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:16,891 But why are you in Paris? To play the accordion! 644 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:22,230 Garcon, I believe there's an accordion in our soup. 645 00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:25,486 Garcon, I believe there is a man in our soup. 646 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:30,609 What are you two doing here? We're here to play the accordion too! 647 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:31,992 Really? No. 648 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:34,491 Wait, we're not? No. 649 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,828 We're trying to find something called La Tour Eiffel. 650 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,867 La Tour Eiffel? 651 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:45,916 You must mean, the Eiffel Tower! That's what it is? 652 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:50,757 Reg, is retarded! Spread out. 653 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,683 Find those assholes, Rouge and Blue. And kill them. 654 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,469 Get down. 655 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,730 I'm always getting down, down, down, down. 656 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:04,858 No one kills a mime in my town. Stop it. 657 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,189 Now the French police are trying to kill us too. 658 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,150 This quest sucks. Whose dumb idea was this? 659 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:13,243 Yours, numb nuts. Now shut up and hide. 660 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:17,204 Shit! Waiter. 661 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,706 Do you work here? We ordered crab legs. 662 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:24,044 Oh, why yes you did. They're right here. 663 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:28,128 Waiter, have you seen these two men? Our crab legs? 664 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:32,628 Yesh. 665 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:37,847 You food looks delicious. 666 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,104 Mama, the crap's legs won't come off. 667 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,894 You must first crack the shell. There you go. 668 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:45,979 Take a bite. 669 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:54,074 My, your food is cooked so fresh. It is still crying. 670 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:58,245 May I try a bite? Please, it is too much for us. 671 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:09,791 It is rather tender. It's our, most famous dish. 672 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,008 Ha ha. Men! 673 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,009 Men! 674 00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:14,045 You must come over and try this crab. 675 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,845 Monsieur, we have finished our sweep. 676 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:24,264 Rouge and Blue are nowhere to be found. 677 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,852 Very well. 678 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:29,818 We'll return tonight for dinner and make sure you have plenty of crab. 679 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:34,236 Check the next restaurant. 680 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,780 Take me back to the ocean. Come on, dude. 681 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:42,347 Be quiet and we can get out of here. 682 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,706 Did that crab just fart? 683 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:50,794 Crabs do not have butt holes! 684 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,797 Don't let them eat me! Open fire! 685 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,766 Hurry, you got to get out of here! Get in! 686 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,769 I'm going to hot wire this. Shit! 687 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,475 Come on. Come on. 688 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:07,894 I'm not going to jail again! Ha ha ha ha! 689 00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:09,183 Thank god! 690 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:10,602 Lord Tourettes, can you get us to the Eiffel Tower? 691 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:14,321 You bet your sweet ass! Now buckle the fuck up! 692 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,027 It's gonna be a bumpy ride! 693 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,822 Alert all units. Get me everything. 694 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:28,707 Freeze, Americans! 695 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:46,971 I'll be back! 696 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:53,936 Woo! 697 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:19,549 Get your umbrellas! 698 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:29,980 Take the wheel, bitch! 699 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,816 Ha. 700 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:13,395 Where are we going? Follow me. 701 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,855 I'll will guide you to the cock of Paris. 702 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:19,362 The what of what? Chases are great. 703 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:36,372 Red! 704 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,503 Gotcha. 705 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:46,465 Holy crap. I almost died. 706 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:51,516 You're welcome, mother fucker. Grab on! 707 00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:06,360 There it is, the Tour Eiffel. Ha ha ha ha. 708 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:14,623 One fact, this tower was erected in 1889. 709 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:15,911 Gross. 710 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:23,006 Oh, crap. They got us surrounded! 711 00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,469 Ha! You are surrounded! 712 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:28,049 Get off of our cock! You get off of my cock, dick! 713 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:32,011 How dare you! Be careful, he curses well. 714 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:34,178 LT, can you hold them off while we get the blade? 715 00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:39,269 Leave it to me! Come on. 716 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,898 Oh, my god. I'm out of shape. 717 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,859 Dude, I'm like King Kong. 718 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:46,697 How about a little lullaby? 719 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:48,782 Go to sleep. 720 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:54,872 Let the tea with dreams of fresh baguettes. 721 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:59,335 Drink some wine my sweetheart. 722 00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,340 I've got fucking ass sharts! 723 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:05,507 I am becoming very la sleepy. 724 00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:11,092 Eat talking shit at the house. 725 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:14,979 Lullaby will make you sleep. 726 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:17,640 I said Tourettes, you're the fucking dick! 727 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:27,816 Now what? Stick it in. 728 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:31,028 Stick it in. You're such a creep. 729 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,835 Wow. 730 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:43,336 Two pieces down, one left to go. I wonder what that last piece is. 731 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:48,133 I hope it's a dragon. I really don't think it's a dragon. 732 00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:50,297 Oh, splendid. You found it. 733 00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:52,432 Yeah, but we're still missing that last piece. 734 00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,976 Oh, wait... the letter. Damn it. 735 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:57,972 It's in French. I can read it. 736 00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:01,142 It says, the last piece of the sword is... 737 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,026 Shh. 738 00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:03,981 Gem. 739 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:09,157 It's a gem and it's hidden in ax... in a mountain behind your... 740 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:13,453 Home town. Fantastic. 741 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:15,997 Really? Yeah. 742 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:19,330 That's super convenient. Good f... f... luck you two. 743 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:23,835 I hope you find your destiny. Aw, man. 744 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,920 Thanks, Lord Tourettes. See ya. 745 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:29,211 Audios, little green man. Avior, mother fuckers! 746 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:36,886 Ho ho ho. Run! 747 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:41,023 Don't let them get away. They have defiled France's cock! 748 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:45,061 That sword will be mine! 749 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,747 And so, Red and Blue escaped from the Tachigami 750 00:51:56,905 --> 00:52:00,000 Demon Army and the French police and took a long 751 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:04,460 convoluted map journey home to find the last piece of the 752 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:09,677 Great Sword of Destiny so Blue could get Pink a birthday present, or something. 753 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,720 I don't know. This movie's crazy. 754 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:16,016 Am I in your mind? Are you in mine? 755 00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,102 I am never taking a plane, boat, submarine, turtle, 756 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,986 dragon, motorcycle, rocket, parachute, train, hand car again. 757 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,574 Yeah. I mean, probably not. 758 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:43,289 America. It's good to be back! 759 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:44,248 Okay. 760 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,880 According to LT, the gem of the sword is hidden in a mountain. 761 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:52,294 Are there any mountains around here? I never noticed that before. 762 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,134 'Sup, boys. 763 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:58,091 Stacy, I see two mountains right here. Oh, crap. 764 00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,435 Not now. Dude, we don't have time for this. 765 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,187 Pssh, it can wait a little bit. 766 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,690 The gem hasn't gone anywhere for like a billion years. 767 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,771 Pink's birthday party is starting any minute. 768 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:08,902 I got to get there. No gem, no sword. 769 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:11,689 No sword, no present. No present, no Blue and Pink. 770 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:14,358 Relax! I'll just have a drink or two. 771 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:18,700 You never just have a drink or two! I promise, just a couple bottles. 772 00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:21,368 We'll have that whatever it is in no time. Red! 773 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,791 Seriously, what the hell? We're so close! 774 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,795 Don't be such a stick in the butt, dude! We made it home! 775 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:30,215 It's party time, man! Hey, ladies! 776 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:33,635 I don't know why I ever trusted you! You never follow through on anything! 777 00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:36,801 This the most important thing that's ever happened to me and you're bailing? 778 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:43,102 Dude, there's boobs in here. What am I supposed to do? 779 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:46,224 Be my friend! Sorry, bro. 780 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:49,735 This train's leaving for Waste-Face USA, population, 781 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:52,737 des hoes, des nuts and this bottle of Jack. 782 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:54,777 Get over here girl! Put your face on my sack! 783 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,318 Woo! 784 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:58,406 Red! 785 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:12,876 Dude, this party sucks. They've got free beer. 786 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:17,717 Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday. 787 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,052 Where's Blue? 788 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,474 Jesus. 789 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,978 That racoon's reward better be worth it. I don't need that jerk. 790 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:36,740 I can do this alone. This is for you, Pink. 791 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:40,615 I'm coming, baby. Time to get my quest on. 792 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,997 Begin at Big Montage! 793 00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:50,810 Hey, What's going on? Oh, my god! 794 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,099 What the hell? 795 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:10,451 Oh, my god! The chip is out! 796 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:15,251 He thinks it's so cool! Isn't this cool? 797 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:19,422 Boss, that feels crazy. 798 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,967 I suppose we should be thankful, Blue Sun. 799 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:29,763 You led us straight to the Great Sword of Destiny. 800 00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:35,729 And now, I am going to avenge every person who has died... ever! 801 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,236 Wait. 802 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,021 What about all those people who died of old age? 803 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:42,407 Them too! 804 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:45,653 That's a stupid plan! Now give me back that sword! 805 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,991 Hmp. 806 00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:49,577 You're a stupid plan. 807 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,868 Throw the round head into the volcano! 808 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,011 I curse life. Red? 809 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:05,718 What are you doing here? 810 00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:07,849 After I finished drinking all those girls and screwing all 811 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:11,512 that beer, I decided I should come back for my friend. 812 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:15,857 I must be dead. Blue Sun, the red one tells the truth. 813 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:19,941 You have a very good friend indeed. You were right, man. 814 00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:23,819 For once, I got to finish what I started. Plus, that sword is pretty tight. 815 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:28,324 That's what I've been saying the whole time! So, you're back? 816 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:31,911 I'm back, dude. You? 817 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,200 You're back? 818 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:37,747 It's is time to finish what I started 10,000 years ago. 819 00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:42,255 Are you still butt hurt about that little geisha you called a wife? 820 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:46,797 The only one who's about to be hurt is you. 821 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,011 Ha ha ha ha ha. 822 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,347 You really think you can defeat all of us? 823 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:58,146 And did you know I can go all night, baby? 824 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,310 I'm nocturnal. 825 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,785 We're in for a huge fight, aren't we? You know it! 826 00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:09,865 Try to take some notes. 827 00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:11,746 Yeah, right. 828 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:13,785 I didn't play all those video games for nothing. 829 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:24,885 New challenger appears... K.O. Flawless victory! 830 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:27,087 Finish him! Oh, my god. 831 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,051 This is actually working! Yeah, dude! 832 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:31,383 Keep doing it! Hadouken! 833 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:34,140 Brutality. Animality. 834 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:37,055 Bestiality! Gross. 835 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,277 You can't kill me! 836 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,610 You're just a stupid raccoon! You need better insults! 837 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:06,509 Father Son. Holy shit! 838 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:14,785 If you ever want to fight evil, you must keep your elbows straight. 839 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:18,727 Father, one day I want to go to America. 840 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:22,860 That is not a country yet. 841 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:25,646 You are Lord of Tachigami? 842 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:29,616 Did you ever wonder why we have the same last name? 843 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:30,651 Impossible! 844 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:07,154 Father Sun, why did you become so evil? 845 01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:11,237 I had to avenge all the people who have died in the world. 846 01:00:11,399 --> 01:00:16,704 But by killing people, aren't you creating more people you need to avenge? 847 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,581 Yes. 848 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:23,792 This way, I can do this sweet job forever! 849 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:27,384 You are evil. 850 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:31,253 And you kept your elbows straight. 851 01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,797 Siya-nara, Father Sun. 852 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:47,402 Oh, shit. Nature's ninja. 853 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:51,565 Raccoon, you okay? I am so sad. 854 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:55,945 But you did it, man! You freakin' cut your dad's head off. 855 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:02,535 It is true. Tachigami is finally defeated. 856 01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:04,453 Yeah, that hombre is muerte. 857 01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:09,212 What is that? 858 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:14,012 Ocho Muerte. 859 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:35,776 Follow me! 860 01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:50,131 Ooh fuck! 861 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:53,213 Holy shit! That's Ocho Muerte? 862 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:56,095 That is a big ass sushi! 863 01:01:56,254 --> 01:02:00,762 Boys, your town is in grave danger. Oh, my god! 864 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,723 Pink! She's probably fine. 865 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:09,183 Okay. We should probably get down there. 866 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:11,064 Let's go! Quickly! 867 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,071 There is no time to lose! 868 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:23,198 Hey. Pink! Have you ever met my sister? 869 01:02:23,365 --> 01:02:26,372 Happy birthday. Thanks. 870 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:29,295 I just wish Blue was here. Whatever, bitch. 871 01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:30,376 Boys are overrated. 872 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,636 What the fuck is that? Wow! 873 01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:44,557 This party's crazy. Oh, my boobs! 874 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,196 Blue? What's going on? 875 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:02,362 Sorry I'm late. It's a long story. 876 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:06,204 Just like my dick! Really, Red? 877 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:10,963 Ocho Muerte, go back from whence you came. 878 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:17,677 You can't kill the Tachigami that easily! 879 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:22,307 Father Sun, you are Ocho Muerte, too? 880 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:28,768 When you defeated me, I threw up your wife for eternity! 881 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:33,481 A Tachigami could never marry a geisha! 882 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:37,489 But Father Sun, I loved her! 883 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,490 Then how about a reunion? 884 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:47,249 Boys, it's up to you now. 885 01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:51,332 Oh, oh, no! No! 886 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,217 No! Papa Sun! 887 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,506 Blue, help! Pink! 888 01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:09,513 Dude, the sword! 889 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,606 Cartwheel, dude! 890 01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,574 Blue! 891 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,798 Blue! 892 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,459 No! 893 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:50,011 D-du-dude! It's slipping! 894 01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:53,519 You can't pull me up with just one arm! But I'll drop the sword! 895 01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:57,957 Do it or you'll drop me! 896 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:01,239 Sorry, dude. What? 897 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:02,320 No! 898 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,405 Red! 899 01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:12,700 Did you just imagine dropping me? Maybe. 900 01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:15,245 Fuck it. Red! 901 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:21,922 Stop imaging ways to kill me and pull me up! 902 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,257 Nah. 903 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:29,893 I thought we were actually friends this time. 904 01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:36,687 We are. 905 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,808 Holy shit. Are you okay? 906 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:19,396 No way. You? 907 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,982 Nah. Hey, man. 908 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:27,325 I'm sorry I've been such an asshole. I've, never really had a friend before. 909 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:29,197 Really? Yeah. 910 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,531 It's all good, man. Just stop pooping in my bed, okay. 911 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:35,287 I never pooped in your bed. I've been pooping in my sleep? 912 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:39,086 Naw, I'm just messing with you. I poop in your bed, but I won't anymore. 913 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,502 Papa Sun? 914 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:48,467 Papa Sun! Raccoon, that you? 915 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:51,928 Raccoon. 916 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:57,393 I'm alive. Whoa. 917 01:06:57,555 --> 01:07:02,106 We thought you were super dead. Seriously. 918 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:06,109 Not yet. Momma Sun? 919 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,407 Papa Sun. 920 01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:18,080 I thought I lost you forever. No, my love. 921 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:23,623 Only for 10,000 years. I will never lose you again. 922 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:27,802 That's your wife? Yes. 923 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:31,340 I could not face my son after destroying Japan and I feared 924 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,429 the sword was lost forever. 925 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:37,721 Thanks to your bravery, it has been reconstructed and I could 926 01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:41,562 now finally save my wife. Wait. 927 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,768 So this whole time we were actually risking our necks for you? 928 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,687 We got tricked! 929 01:07:45,853 --> 01:07:49,399 I did trick you into finding the sword for me. 930 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:53,196 But what you found for yourself was friendship. 931 01:07:53,361 --> 01:07:54,536 That's true. Lame! 932 01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:56,451 Yeah. Yeah. 933 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,704 Pink. Blue! 934 01:07:58,866 --> 01:08:01,710 Pink! 935 01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:04,998 I was so worried about you. I thought you were dead. 936 01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:07,383 You know I'd never miss your birthday party. 937 01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:11,297 Young lovers, this sacred lotus flower has 938 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:14,432 kept our love strong for 10,000 years. 939 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:18,391 May it do the same for you. 940 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:21,557 Nintendo. 941 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:25,526 Blue, it's beautiful. I told you I'd get you something special. 942 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:29,697 I love you. 943 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,908 I love you too. I got a boner! 944 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,364 Good one. 945 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:35,574 Dude, aren't you glad you went on this quest? 946 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:37,868 Yeah, man. I told you I wasn't pussy. 947 01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:39,078 Pssh. 948 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,784 I always knew we could pull it off. Really? 949 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:45,205 Well yeah, cuz we're awesome! 950 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:47,214 Oh my fucking god! 951 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:50,217 That shit was totally amazing! 952 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:53,801 Your brain can not even comprehend. 953 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,807 So much hand shooting excitement. 954 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,810 For the sake of your couch, I hope you're wearing Depends. 955 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:03,143 We learned so many things together. 956 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:06,776 Japan is weird and French people slime. 957 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:12,490 This film had 10 scenes of action and everyone together said fuck 21 times. 958 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:15,736 Yeah! Dick Figures! 959 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:20,703 You just watched a whole fucking movie of Dick Figures! 960 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,333 Dick Figures! 961 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:25,712 Bow before them and renounce your creepiest god. 962 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:28,293 Dick Figures! 963 01:09:28,456 --> 01:09:32,050 Someone get a doctor because this movie's fucking totally sick! 964 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:34,633 You asked them, they delivered! 965 01:09:34,796 --> 01:09:38,633 If you don't like Dick Figures it's not hard to figure out you're a dick. 966 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,020 I counted 10 fucking explosions and jet-packed 967 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:45,227 demon ninjas that rocked your face. 968 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:47,609 Your life was a hot pile of garbage. 969 01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:51,191 Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place! 970 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,198 One of those explosions was an octopus. 971 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:57,577 Sorry for the spoiler, but it's your fault. 972 01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:01,872 That'll teach you to listen to the sound track before you watch the movie. 973 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,913 I mean, for god's sake who does that? You stupid piece of... 974 01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:07,545 Dick Figures! Dick Figures! 975 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:11,504 Saved the world, what do you think about Dick Figures! 976 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:14,794 Dick Figures! You just watched it. 977 01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:19,428 You're lazy and fat. Dick Figures! 978 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:24,053 You love them with all of your stupid heart and also part of your junk. 979 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,063 You asked them, they delivered. 980 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:29,442 A movie so great it made your junk explode. 981 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,399 Whoops. Our bad. 982 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:36,408 Sorry about your junk. 983 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,366 Just kidding! Fuck you! 984 01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:42,451 Dick Figures. 985 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:51,806 That shit was crazy! Yeah.